Billboard Music Awards Photos Part One

Jennifer Lopez

Kelly Clarkson

Demi Lovato

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Ariana Grande

Janet Jackson

Taylor Swift

Random Photos Part One

One part today.

Eric Dane gets sparklers on a cake for his birthday in Paris.

Janet Jackson's purse matches her bow.

Kristen Stewart and some fake logs.

Sofia Richie takes a night off from coke and partying with Scott Disick to hang out with her dad, Lionel Richie.

At the same event were Jamie Bell and Kata Mara.

Mandy Moore was there too.

Charlize Theron takes a vape break on the set of her new movie in Montreal.

Random Photos Part Two

Trying to imagine a Britney Spears/Mariah Carey reality show. I'm guessing a couple of minutes usable footage a day.

Evangeline Lilly is The Wasp in Atlanta.

Fergie is still trying to make sales happen before giving up for good and becoming the passed out has been in the upper left corner of another remake of Hollywood Squares.

Courteney Cox heads for a dinner out.

Gerard Butler making sure the paps get a good look of what he perceives to be his cool look.

George Clooney carrying a bag which is not trying to sell any product. Very rare.

Janet Jackson didn't want to be noticed which is why she went to eat at The Ivy. Robertson might be a shell of what it was, but you only eat there if you want attention.

Janet Jackson Splits From Her Husband

I guess that whole third marriage thing didn't work out for Janet Jackson. One of the things that seems to doom all Janet relationships is her never ending need for secrecy because of all the lies that have to be spun b everyone involved. Eventually, it is just too much. When she says, just this one more thing we need to keep secret, it finally becomes too much. I really thought she met her secrecy equal in her husband this time. Nope. I think a telling quote about Janet and her obsession with all things secret is that she had a team of doctors rotating to see her after she "gave birth." A team of doctors AFTER she gave birth and she was at home. She doesn't even know how to come close to the truth with even the most obvious things. She also apparently had a team of nannies but only some had seen the baby. Uh huh. The couple were married five years.

Random Photos Part Three

Anne Hathaway sees a naked photo of Rachel Zoe.

Crouched down alone is Jessica Alba at the park. This is a photo I took.

Then the paps showed up and this is the

pose she immediately assumed with her husband which the tabloids all used.

Fergie and Josh Duhamel after church.

Jennifer Garner runs after her son.

Jon Hamm at the hockey game between the Ducks and Kings.

Janet Jackson arriving at LAX.

Kate Beckinsale at a post Grammy party.

Norwegian Woman Who was Raped And Sentenced To Jail Has Been Pardoned - Fired From Job By Janet Jackson's Husband

First things first. I am so grateful that the Norwegian woman sentenced to 16 months in jail for being raped by her co-worker in Dubai has been pardoned. Hopefully the country will do the right thing and pardon the other women sentenced to jail for being raped.

Now, the next thing is that Janet Jackson needs to divorce her husband. She needs to show the women of the world that she does not want to be married to a misogynistic a-hole no matter how wealthy he is. The Norwegian woman was raped by a co-worker. She worked for the husband of Janet Jackson. he fired her when she was raped. She lost her job and was sentenced to jail because she was raped. So, if Janet Jackson was raped, she would blame herself? If her niece was raped, would she want Paris sentenced to jail? That is exactly what Janet is saying by staying married to her husband. If Janet Jackson ever says she cares about women's right she needs to be shouted down and heckled until she stops speaking.

Janet Jackson Is Now A Billionaire - I Don't Think So

I'm not sure how the calculations are made, but apparently Janet Jackson is now a billionaire and it has nothing to do with her billionaire husband. According to Variety, Janet has earned a billion dollars in her career, which is something Michael was unable to do. But is she a billionaire? That is the question. Just because she has made a billion dollars does not mean she has kept it. It does not really make sense to me because it conflicts with what she was doing with her mother and her nephews and niece when she was in on the whole trying to get them to sign things. The vast majority of the money Janet earned was along time ago. They have her earning over $300M from movie roles. Really? I don't think so. She was not a huge star in any movie she made to the extent where she made that kind of money. They also say she earned $458M from concert tours. Again, it seems really high. The remaining $300M was from album sales and endorsements. I don't think Janet has anywhere close to that kind of money and don't think she made half of what they say she made. I just don't. I also don't think she has more than $100M at the very most. That would be stretching it.

Janet Jackson Didn't Tell Her Family She Got Married

In an interview with Global Grind, LaToya Jackson said she learned her sister got married the same way the rest of the world did, through the media. I don't know why LaToya was surprised that Janet didn't share the news with her. If I am Janet I don't trust any of my siblings not to sell the story, because you know they would. Plus, if you invited them to the wedding, then they will want to go to the reception and they will eat all the food and drink all the booze and then get up and sing their songs which no one has ever heard and pay tribute to Michael and complain about how he did not really give them enough money to live so if everyone could pass the collection plate and spare a few bucks they would be obliged. Plus, that woman from Shahs Of Sunset if probably going to come with her Jackson boyfriend and pass out diamond water and do palm readings. Do you think LaToya bought Janet a wedding gift? I don't.

Janet Jackson Got Married Without Telling Anyone - Again

It turns out that when Janet Jackson was causing all that familial drama last year and kidnapping her mom and trying to help family members get their hands on Michael Jackson's money through their kids, she probably had plenty of money of her own because she was already married to almost billionaire Wissam Al Mana. Apparently Janet was ticked off that people were talking about her wedding plans when she was already married. Do you think that wedding planners were cold calling her? I don't think any of us should be shocked that Janet did this. Did anyone know about her other two weddings before they happened? What about her secret love child with James DeBarge? Yeah, she denies that one, but what can she say? Yes, I had a child with him and I choose to ignore the child and have the child pretend I'm an aunt?

Random Photos Part Three

The Janet Jackson holiday card. This is a new look for her.

Casper thinks he is all powerful and stuff. He is one dumping away from living in that truck J-Lo bought him.

Jessica Simpson sure does love to Tweet busty photos of herself.

Meanwhile, Eric Johnson takes Folgers out for yet another walk.

Speaking of someone who could do some walking. How is that K-Fed's baby mam had a baby and lost all her weight and K-Fed can't match her. You know he would dump her if she looked like him.

Kristen Stewart looks innocent until you see

the back pocket is ready for action with a slingshot.

Lea Michele practices her royalty wave.

Somehow Miranda Kerr can make a blurry cell phone photo still look amazing.

Janet Jackson Is Engaged

Normally I would probably not bother to write about an engagement announcement, but since Janet Jackson is usually married for years before we know anything about her love life I thought I would write about her recent engagement. I don't think Janet is going to have any money problems anymore. Presumably the rumor of money problems are one of the reasons that Janet made the grab for Katherine Jackson and the chance to get control of the millions of dollars sloshing around his kids. Janet's husband to be is Wissam Al Mana. No, not Wiz Khalifa. This guy owns retail. Lots of it. The ring he gave Janet is so big and expensive she does not wear it for fear it will get lost or stolen. I think it is also because she likes to keep everything secret. Do you think he likes it when she uses her velvet rope?

Janet Jackson Won't Stop

Janet Jackson is like that villain at the end of the movie who you think is dead but suddenly springs up again and tries to kill you one last time. You would think after the events of the past week that Janet and Rebbie and Randy Jackson would back off their vicious fight against the rest of the family and Michael's estate. Nope. They are not going to stop until they either get rid of the executors or get a nice big fat check to shut up and go away. That is what they want. There is nothing else they can gain by their actions. They just want to be the biggest pains they can and hope they get some money for going away. Apparently they are thinking of numbers in the $2M-$5M range to go away. I say forget them because all they are doing is making themselves look crazy and LaToya probably can't wait to show all of this on her new show.

The Jackson Family Is Imploding - Jessica Fletcher & Monk On Standby

What the Jackson family needs right now is for Joseph Jackson to come to Los Angeles and really turn this family into a circus again. he would be the frosting on this cake that is about to explode. Yesterday, police were called to the Jackson family compound about a possible battery and TMZ has a photo of Janet and Jermaine arguing about something outside. You know, where the cameras can get a great photo. I don't think they were arguing about his hair or her stalled music career. I think you have a lot of people that are very greedy and want some of Michael's money and the next thing you know someone is going to die and I think it is very important that America call out its two greatest detectives to solve it. Jessica Fletcher and Monk. I'm actually surprised the two have not joined forces previously and if there is a suspicious death at the compound, these two should called in. Otherwise you could always go with Ms. Plum in the conservatory.

Seriously, don't you get the feeling that something is going to happen? Someone is going to go too far one of these days. What has gone from this little blip on the radar is turning into something bigger almost everyday. On a side note, it's good to see that in times of crisis, the family does recycle.

The Jackson Siblings Need To Get A Job

I have to say that I expect this kind of nonsense from any of the Jackson 5, or even LaToya, but not Janet Jackson. Two years ago, three of the brothers, Janet and Rebbie all claimed that Michael's will was fake and that he wanted everything to go to all of his family and not just his kids and mom. Yeah, that's what he was thinking. He barely talked to any of them for years but he decided they were the ones he wanted to give his money to. Two years ago they lost every step of the way, but now they are back. back because they can't figure out a way to make money without getting a job. I think that Janet is helping them because she is the only other Jackson that has money and doesn't want to keep giving every other member of the family money for the rest of their lives and calculated this would be the cheaper option. Have any of these people just thought about going out and getting a job? I have never seen people work so hard at trying to do nothing to make money. I feel like this is going to be every member of N'Sync except Justin Timberlake in a few years.

Random Photos Part Two

Elizabeth banks headed into Letterman. It was great to see her back on 30 Rock last night.
Denise Richards shows off her new bikini.
And Lisa Rinna would also like you to look at hers. Now I can feel bad about myself all day.
Isla Fisher at the London premiere of The Dictator.
Jessica Alba getting some mother of the year award.
Janet Jackson's weight fluctuates more than any other celebrity.
Jennifer Love Hewitt arrives home from New York.
Katy Perry goes more goth than usual.
At the same event and looking like she is feeling no pain is Lisa Marie Presley.
I knew the air smelled fresher the past two days. Kim Kardashian was in Canada. Kanye looks thrilled to be there. I think Kanye subscribes to the Billy Bob Thornton school of Canadian relations.