Random Photos Part Five

Jean Claude Van Damme is about 100. He wins top spot immortality for this.

Ashley Benson in Cancun.

Alec Baldwin looking to bottom for an African American man.

Celine Dion is in Paris selling a book about her.

Another actor doing an impressive bit of work. Cameron Diaz jumping rope in

five inch heels.

Claire Danes loves red. From head to toe. Not sure about in between.

Courtney Stodden says she does not read or write. Has no interest in doing porn. Umm, escorting?

Channing Tatum filming the newest Jump Street movie which only requires him to go without his shirt for 46 minutes.

Jean Claude Van Damme Trashes A Bar

Last night a stuntman in the movie The Expendables 2 was killed in an explosion gone wrong. Earlier this week, Jean Claude Van Damme had an explosion of his own as he trashed a bar in Bulgaria where the movie is being shot. Apparently Jean Claude went into the bar around 4am and was already drunk and bought vodka for the bar. He then was challenged to an arm wrestling contest. When he lost, he went into a rage and throwing glasses and smashing tables. He also accused someone of stealing his watch. Jean Claude does not sound like a fun drunk.

The Jean Claude Van Damme Heart Attack Story

There were breathless reports yesterday that Jean Claude Van Damme collapsed on the set of a movie he was filming and had suffered a heart attack and that filming had been halted and that it might not be completed. Well, pretty much all of that is wrong. The way it really happened is that Jean Claude Van Damme was feeling tightness in his chest and drove himself to the hospital. There may have been a very minor heart attack, but Jean Claude is doing fine and is back in Belgium with his wife.

The movie itself was almost finished and the only thing left to shoot were some closeups which they are working around.

I miss Jean Claude movies. They were always a great way to escape for a couple of hours and basically all had the same formula so if you were flipping through channels and came upon one, even if it was in the middle you pretty much knew what had happened and where it was going.

Random Photos Part One

I don't know why I have not put them in the top spot before, but Anthony Kiedis & Flea certainly deserve it.
With concert attendance down, Bette Midler starts work at her second job.
In other economic news, things have become so bad in Norway, that the Norwegian Royal family has been forced to work the It's A Small World ride at Disneyland.
Do you remember Brittany Flickinger? She was the person who won Paris' BFF contest. Yeah, well she is fast becoming reality's version of Natasha Lyonne. It looks like she stole what she is wearing from an out of business Roller Derby team. No offense to those who play Roller Derby. I love the sport. I just am not sure that it is what one wears when going out for the evening. The stroll perhaps, but not going out.
Brad Pitt does not look ugly here.
Billy Zane and Michael Chiklis.
Rumer Willis and Michael Chiklis' 15 year old daughter Autumn. Yep. 15.
Chace Crawford on the set of his new movie.
And now that she is engaged Cynthia Nixon will endorse any product as long as there is a big check.
Is that Brooke Mueller with Charlie Sheen? I hope it is for his sake.
David Banda shows us what he thinks of having Madonna as his mother.
Debi Mazar and Joey Fatone in the Bahamas.
It's like looking at Black Sabbath 30 years ago.
Our random Italian of the day is porn actor Franco Trentalance. Straight or gay porn I have no idea.
Yeah, if I looked like Jean Claude van Damme, I would probably wander around without a shirt on as well.
"So, you sleep with Kate on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and I will pretend I like her the rest of the week."
Speaking of Kate.
Lou Ferrigno on the beach in the Bahamas. He is almost 60. The guy looks great.
I have seen Pamela Anderson's future.
Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth.
OK, so in the I'm a little creeped out pictures of the day. Here we have Scott Baio with his lovely wife and daughter. The dark haired girl is 19 and is Scott's step-daughter. Notice the side boob grab.
Sitting next to the step-daughter and not the wife. Nothing really wrong with this one.
Notice how far away the wife is, while Scott's elbow is accidentally pressed against his step-daughter's breast. I know, I know, these could all be coincidences and perfectly innocent. Still. A little creepy.
The one and only Siouxsie Sioux.
Hopefully Hayley Hoff drove dad home.
That rehab thing really worked well for Tara Reid. Earlier that night Tara was spotted making out with several guys before headed back to this guy's yacht.
I have not seen Tom Wopat in awhile.
Did Valerie Bertinelli get married and I didn't notice. She and her boyfriend were wearing rings on their ring fingers? I know Eddie Van Halen is getting or got married this month so maybe she wanted to beat him to the punch.

Cannes Photos - Day 3

Bono and Sean Penn -


Catherine Deneuve -

Petra Nemcova -


Jean Claude van Damme with wife, Gladys Portugues -

Morgan and Alex Spurlock -



Simon Pegg -



Gillian Anderson -
Denise Rich, Star Jones -



Lily Allen -


Mischa Barton -



Julianne Moore -