Kari Ann Peniche's 10 Month Old Child Tests Positive For Meth

Do you remember Kari Ann Peniche? She is the woman who rose to fame as the third in the threesome video of Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. Yes, that one. The one in the hot tub. When you say hot tub, make sure you are pronouncing it as Will Ferrell would do in SNL. It gives it a sleazier feel which is what you need when you read about Kari. Kari then moved on to a season of Celebrity Rehab where she and fellow mother, Mindy McCready traded insults and accusations about everything. Well, somewhere along the way, Kari found a guy who wanted to marry her and have unprotected sex with her. She got pregnant and now has a 10 month old baby. Surprising no one, Kari and her husband are in the middle of a divorce and he took some of the hair from their 10 month old and had it drug tested. Guess what? Also surprising no one, the test came back positive. For meth. It turns out Kari has been smoking meth right in front of her child who has probably been inhaling all the fumes. Lovely.

Kari Ann Peniche Pregnant - Unsure Of Baby Daddy

Do you remember Kari Ann Peniche? Let me refresh your memory. She was the third in the threesome of Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. She was the one who got into the fight with Mindy McCready on Celebrity Rehab. She has denied being a hooker, although was an escort. What is the difference? One works on a street and the other doesn't? Anyway at some point she got married and no one noticed because no one cares about her. Well, now she is pregnant and getting divorced and her husband says he is not the baby daddy and wants nothing to do with her. Umm, if he had bothered to watch 30 seconds of Celebrity Rehab I could have told him that.

I Already Forgot About Kari Ann Peniche

Everyone needs something to talk about today and since I'm tired of talking about the Gosselins I figured I might as well talk about Kari Ann Peniche. Access Hollywood interviewed her this week so she could respond to Mindy McCready's interview where Mindy said Kari Ann was a madam and a prostitute.

In the interview of Kari they let her try to set the record straight. She tried, but failed to convince me she wasn't a prostitute.

“Are you now, or have you ever been a madam?” Access Hollywood asked.

“I’ve never been a madam. I’ve never been a prostitute,” Kari Ann said. “Mindy is the craziest person I have ever met in my entire life. Like, she’s insane.”

So, you would think that if someone called you these things you would sue. Right? I mean someone said you sold sex for money and were a pimp and getting money for other people having sex. You would want to clear your name or take Mindy to court right?

“To say somebody is a prostitute is libelous,” Access Hollywood said.

“Yeah,” Kari Ann replied.

“Nobody’s suing Mindy for saying these things, these liable, horrible things. Why? … Why is that not happening?” Access Hollywood asked.

“I have no idea. I have no idea,” Kari Ann said. “I don’t know… I have no idea.”

“But if she’s proven to be a liar, doesn’t that vindicate you?” Access Hollywood asked.

“I just think the truth is the truth,” Kari Ann replied. “Karma is like good enough and you know, I mean if it continues then you know maybe I’ll have to do something about that.”

Yeah, karma huh? Well, I think Mindy already had about as much bad karma as one person can get, so I don't know what more Kari Ann thinks karma can do to Mindy. Kari Ann doesn't want to sue because I have a feeling she thinks she is going to lose. She also denied being hired by Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane as Mindy alleged and they were just friends. I noticed that Rebecca and Eric haven't sued Mindy about that statement either. Interesting considering that Eric & Rebecca are not shy about litigation as the fine people over at Gawker have discovered.

Keri Ann Peniche Is The Devil

Do you know how evil you have to be for Mindy McCready to call you the devil? Well, apparently Keri Ann Peniche fits the bill. "She is evil personified, she is evil in human form. She will hurt anyone she can to make money."

Actually I think that Keri Ann was the one who released the tape of Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. Keri has always said that she couldn't have released it because she would have done it long before now. Uh huh. Well, what if you didn't need the money until now? Keri also says she has never had sex for money and would never do anything like that. Umm, was I mistaken when I read she was a madam and also would turn the occasional trick? Last I checked that was having sex for money or at least arranging for others to have sex for money. I don't see much difference in them.

Oh, and just so you know, Keri didn't have sex with Rebecca or Eric that night. Why? "He's married! We were just having fun." Uh huh. So, I'm sure that when prospective tricks were hitting on her or she was arranging for her workers to have sex with others that she asked whether the potential client was married.

I am with Mindy on this one. Keri is evil personified and I have no doubts she will do whatever it takes to make a buck no matter who it hurts.

Mindy McCready Released The McSteamy Tape

Yesterday afternoon I thought about posting something about the Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane and Kari Ann Peniche tape, but there really isn't much to talk about. I think the picture of Rebecca smoking crack in a bathtub with another woman was much more juicy, and it isn't like there is any actual sex going on in the tape. For those of you who have not seen it, and want to, you can click here. (NSFW because there is some nudity including Eric Dane)

Part of the story yesterday was who leaked the tape. Most people assumed it was Kari Ann since she could use the publicity and the career boost. It turns out though that it was probably Mindy McCready. If you watch Celebrity Rehab than you know that Mindy and Kari Ann were roommates. Mindy for drugs and alcohol and Kari Ann for sex addiction. In the show, Mindy was always accusing Kari Ann of stealing money and things and so according to the NY Daily News, Mindy got back at Kari Ann by stealing Kari Ann's hard drive. On the hard drive was this video. At some point in the past couple of months, Rebecca, Eric, Kari Ann, Mindy and some lawyers got together to decide who was going to own the various items on the hard drive. Eric won the video, but it still got released. Who did it? That is the big question. When confronted by Eric & Rebecca's lawyer, Kari Ann denied doing it, so if you believe her and that is a big if, that means it was probably Mindy. Either that or Eric is really proud of his d**k and wanted the world to see it.