Random Photos Part Three- Metropolitan Opera Season Premiere

Jemima Kirke

Gina Gershon

Nigel Barker and his lovely wife.

Erin Richards

Rob and Marisol Thomas

Amy Ryan and her husband.

Beth Stern and Katie Lee

Josh Lucas

Maggie Grace

Random Photos Part Three

Kyle Richards shows off her breasts at a gathering of D listers.

Kim Richards was there too.

Katie Lee dropped the Joel. It was the one thing that made people remember her.

In my world The Property Brothers are A list, but then, my television has been stuck on HGTV for a month.

My favorite photo of the day. Lake Bell making Natasha Lyonne laugh.

Liam Hemsworth rolling through LA.

Lindsay Lohan still in London and still partying.

Leah Remini went out to dinner with

Jennifer Lopez. Who paid?

Will Arnett Is Dating Katie Lee Joel - Why?

When you think of Amy Poehler, you do not think Katie Lee Joel is anything like her. So, I guess Will Arnett was going for the complete opposite of who he was with before when he decided to start having sex with the celebrity chef who used to have sex with Billy Joel. Katie Lee Joel loves being famous. You get the feeling that Amy Poehler likes working and fame is just a byproduct of that and I thought Will was the same way. Katie Lee Joel would DIE to do a reality show so I guess if the pair continue to date, Will can look forward to that good time. If there is another Netflix season of Arrested Development, I am sure Katie would DIE to be on it. She is probably already telling Will that if Amy could be on the show, then why can't Katie? She is probably telling him that Amy obviously meant more to him than her if he can't get her on the show. At this point, Will will run away screaming and start drinking heavily with Billy Joel while they wonder how Billy ever even got a date with Christie Brinkley, let alone marry him.

Russell Crowe Says He Isn't Having Sex With Katie Lee

Russell Crowe might have been spotted multiple times with Katie Lee at different spots over NYC and at his hotel in the middle of the night, but he wants everyone to know it is all innocent. He says that as soon as he finishes his movie he is going to rush home and try and repair his family. If that means he needs to see Katie Lee more during the middle of the night at his hotel, then that is what he will do in an attempt to repair his family. The guy is so full of crap. If he wants to repair his family so bad, then fly them here. Of course if he did that then he would not be able to have all of his meetings with Katie Lee and maybe he doesn't want that and would prefer to go back home and repair things and then head out for a new movie and a new person to hang out with in the middle of the night at his hotel more than once.

Russell Crowe Dating Katie Lee

Katie Lee is continuing her fetish for dating way older guys who drink way too much and have a big temper. I wonder what it is that made her go from Billy Joel to Russell Crowe. I think it is a step up. Probably several. It won't last, but for now, while Russell is filming in NYC they have been spotted hanging out at 2am and 3am and at his hotel so, it is not exactly like they are staying up to go to 5am mass. Katie has been out of the spotlight since she got divorced from Billy Joel. Yes, she is still a public figure, but she was everywhere and got invited to everything when she was married to Billy. Maybe she misses that. Maybe she just had a Gladiator fantasy. Maybe Russell has a thing for cooks. Who knows how lust works.

Fantasies & Delusions - Billy Joel And Katie Lee Joel Split

Lets see. Billy Joel is 60 and Katie Lee Joel is 27. They have been married for 5 years which means, carry the one, and yeah, he was 55 and she was barely out of her teens. Surprisingly enough, the couple is blaming the disintegration of their marriage on the age difference. Really? Shocking I know. Apparently it has nothing to do with the guy Katie has been alleged to have been sharing a bed or the fact that Billy is not probably the most fun guy all the time to hang around.

Don't ask me why she's movin' out. You may be right that sometimes a fantasy is not honesty and that she is a modern woman and not an uptown girl. The pressure got to be too much and Billy certainly wasn't an innocent man. He spent time in Leningrad which is shameless and Christmas in Fallujah which is really a no man's land and left him all shook up. When he got back from Fallujah, he said, hey girl, the night is still young and I'm willing to drive you to Allentown to make you feel my love. She said "I can't say goodbye to Hollywood for the longest time I have wanted to be an entertainer and this cooking show is going to be my big shot. If worse comes to worst I will go live on the house on 52nd street. You know, the glass house. " He said, well you better hurry. There is a storm front coming in and the bridge over the river of dreams leading to cold spring harbor might be washed out. I wil say a travelin prayer for you. Goodnight Saigon."

Random Photos Part One

You know you are old when you remember actually watching the last episode of M.A.S.H.
Celine Dion - Melbourne

Bebe Neuwirth is looking really good.
When I first saw this photo of Amy Winehouse and Jodie Harsh I thought it was Andy Dick doing his Christina Aguilera impression.
Alexa Ray Joel is old enough to booze it up. Wow. I am getting old.
The staff over at Seventeen have definitely got the right idea. Instead of getting a cake every month for employee birthdays, they just go ahead and celebrate Amanda Bynes every month. Great idea.
Well when that marriage to Bill Joel falls apart Katie Lee Joel has a fall back job.
Haaz Sleiman and Danai Gurira are amazing in The Visitor.
You don't often see hockey players invited to events, but I guess they made an exception for Henrik Lundqvist.
Ryan Gosling discovered that the last one to pose with Ellen Barkin at night is responsible for packing her up and putting her back in her box for the next event.
It has been awhile since I had Colby Donaldson in the photos. He doesn't seem to age at all.
Ahhh. The happy couple.
Judging by the look on her face, Rachael Ray's husband must be talking to other people.
Notice the lifts in Mick's shoes.

Combined with his hair and some bent knees from L' Wren Scott and they are almost equal.
Liam Gallagher always looks so happy.

Those whacky French. The premiere of Disco. Yes, that is Emanuelle Beart in the back row. Looks thrilled doesn't she?

Velvet Revolver - Amsterdam (the final show)
Ray J- New York


The lovely Patrica Clarkson.
Paula Abdul in her 1970's Eddie Van Halen wig.

No Reservations Premiere

I know you guys love Aaron. Hell I love Aaron and I'm, straight, so no crap or snarkiness and right to the top. This means of course that the rest of the post needs to be extra snarky. It's the price you pay.

I think Crystal Hunt thought this was a Hee Haw reunion show. When I was a kid that damn show was on Saturday nights and it was a choice between that or Lawrence Welk. I don't remember what was on the other two channels, I just remember thinking life really sucked. Hasn't got much better, but at least there are more things on television now.
Jesus. For a second I thought it was Perez. Turns out it's Celia Weston. Those Broadway ladies can be kind of nuts. It's like they are always auditioning.
Yea, Yea. Catherine Zeta Jones, but look. It's another photo of Aaron for all of you.
Remember how I said earlier that Ellen Pompeo looked really skinny and was wasting away. Ellen looked like Celia Weston compared to Jaslene Gonzalez here. Jaslene's dress is a junior zero and it still looks HUGE on her. Not that I don't find her attractive because I do and I eat a great deal so that would be good for both of us.
Katie calls herself a television personality, but considering she has been in two things, I think it's fair to say that she's probably best known for being married to Billy Joel. I believe she's 25 and Billy is like 100.