Random Photos Part Two

Karina Smirnoff and the fireman. She seems pretty happy to see him. Unfortunately he doesn't make enough money for her.

Lupita Nyong'o in a rare pap photo.

Researchers discovered this creature by satellite. Apparently they think it is the Loch Ness monster.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in a future awkward family photo.

Neil Patrick Harris heads into his show.

Aaron Paul decided he needed to sit more than his wife.

Patrick Dempsey and his family in Paris.

If a Jackson kid is around you know that LaToya is going to be attached somewhere.

Alicia Silverstone signing copies of her new book.

Janet Jackson Didn't Tell Her Family She Got Married

In an interview with Global Grind, LaToya Jackson said she learned her sister got married the same way the rest of the world did, through the media. I don't know why LaToya was surprised that Janet didn't share the news with her. If I am Janet I don't trust any of my siblings not to sell the story, because you know they would. Plus, if you invited them to the wedding, then they will want to go to the reception and they will eat all the food and drink all the booze and then get up and sing their songs which no one has ever heard and pay tribute to Michael and complain about how he did not really give them enough money to live so if everyone could pass the collection plate and spare a few bucks they would be obliged. Plus, that woman from Shahs Of Sunset if probably going to come with her Jackson boyfriend and pass out diamond water and do palm readings. Do you think LaToya bought Janet a wedding gift? I don't.

Omarosa Threatens To Sue LaToya Jackson

Everyone wants some Jackson money and Omarosa is going to try and get hers by suing LaToya Jackson. Omarosa will lose, but if she wants to spend the money, then she can try. On the show Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya says that Omarosa probably caused the heart attack that killed Michael Clarke Duncan and pulled the cord. Omarosa says it is defamation. In a statement by her lawyer, they keep referring to Omarosa as Reverend. Yes, she is, but I think they do it to make it seem like she is some saint. Yes, she performed CPR on Michael and saved him, but LaToya also says that Omarosa probably caused the heart attack. How can that be defamation? No one knows what caused it or triggered it. The good news is that someone is actually talking about Celebrity Apprentice.

Random Photos Part Three

January Jones demonstrates what happens if you drink too much during the day while Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana get to know each other.

Fergie and her baby bump head to lunch.

Yes, it is Ashley Greene but look at the guy photobombing in the back.

Also being photobombed is Kirsten Dunst.

No photobombing. Just Hilary Duff and her son.

LaToya Jackson was filming her reality show while thinking of ways to exploit her niece and nephews.

I'm not sure what Jessica Biel is wearing here.

Jessica Chastain and her boyfriend in Paris.

The amazing Joan Collins.

LaToya Jackson Has Paris, Blanket & Prince Under Contract

There is a great little piece in the NY Post about how LaToya Jackson is doing her best to get a reality show starring her three nieces and nephews. She has already signed them to her talent agency and is getting commissions on what they do and now wants them to agree to sign on to do a reality show. The way LaToya is probably working that deal is that she will not only get a management fee, but also producer fees and every other kind of fee she can think of and the kids won't end up with much of anything, but a life in front of the cameras for as long as LaToya wants them to do it. Paris is balking at doing the show and honestly, if I am buying this show, I want Paris. If I can't get them all, then I am saying no and that also means that LaToya will probably have to keep hustling for money or spending long weekends looking through all of Michael's old things.

LaToya Jackson Gets Her Own Reality Show

Well, OWN has officially given up trying to be a network and has handed over the keys to the crazy people. They have decided to give LaToya Jackson a reality show. Will I watch the first one? Of course. I want to see LaToya. After that though, what will be there to see? Someone who is trying to climb up the ladder to the G list with hopes of someday making the D list again before she dies? The cameras are going to follow her daily adventures and businesses. So, if you have ever wondered if celebrities are available to open a pet store in Des Moines or a car wash in Omaha, come with OWN as they follow LaToya Jackson from $100 paycheck to $100 paycheck. It should be thrilling. If you want to see what the Jersey Shore cast will be doing 20 years from now, here is your preview.

Thank Goodness For LaToya Jackson

This has got to be one of the slowest weeks of the year for gossip. Your only hope for something good is someone getting drunk on vacation and then doing something stupid. So, thank you LaToya Jackson. She was on The Talk, which I still have not managed to watch all the way through yet. Of course, I think in all the years The View has been on, I only managed to fight my way through an entire episode of that like twice and both involved hangovers and a lost remote control somewhere beneath me.

Anyway, LaToya said on the show that her husband used to try and sell her. I could see Jack Gordon doing that. I don't think he just tried, I am pretty sure he was fairly successful at it. Back in the day, LaToya was not unattractive and I am sure he was able to sell her to guys. She did say that he used to put her in brothels. See, I don't know about that part, because that would have come out. She says that Jack tried to sell her to Mike Tyson for $100K for one night. Mike passed on it. She also says that Jack forced her to participate in group sex and lots of other things. Of course she blames it all on the fact that Jack hated Michael Jackson. I love how she is so pro Michael for when like 20 years she would not even talk to the guy.

Aunt LaToya Needs To STFU

Apparently LaToya Jackson is willing to do almost anything to make a buck even if it means selling out her own nieces and nephews. Actually that doesn't surprise me as she has always been willing to do anything for money it just is that no one cared enough to give her any money for anything until recently.

Remember when LaToya was "famous" once before? She sold any story she could think of, posed naked for Playboy or was it Penthouse and trashed her family every chance she got. Now she is back in the confines of her family but still hasn't given up the idea of making a few bucks off them.

In an interview with the Sunday Mirror, LaToya says that all of Michael's kids are in therapy. Yeah, so much for keeping things private. So, she could have stopped there but she really wanted to earn that paycheck so she kept spilling. Who even knows if what she is saying is true? She could say they all wet the bed every night and there is no way to verify it but if it makes her check that much bigger she would say it.

"Prince just doesn't want to speak about it," LaToya said. "I do worry about him very much." She doesn't worry about him enough to not tell this to the world. Who does this to their family?

"Paris thinks and talks about her father all the time. She's doing very well, writes a lot and she wears his shirts every day. They still smell of him and it helps her feel close to him." It sounds very sweet and again should be private.

"Blanket is just a very sad, shy little boy. He cries – he really does cry. It's so painful for him. No one can bring his daddy back and it hurts so much. They all go to therapy and I truly hope Prince especially will be able to open up."

Why did she add the part about Blanket really does cry? Does that mean she has been lying about all the rest of it but that Blanket really does cry? Next week when this money runs out she will be back in front of another tabloid selling more stories. None of the brothers or sisters would have tried this while Michael was alive but now they are all looking out for themselves and making as much money as they can regardless of who in the family they have to walk over to get that tabloid check.