Chelsea Football Club Hollywood Party

So last night was the chance for all of Hollywood's single women to take their shot at becoming the new Posh and Becks. Chelsea is in town and they are some of the highest paid athletes in the world and so last night saw things you never would have thought possible and some that are all too familiar.

Of course Paris and her wonky eye was there.

Paris even tried crossing her legs for a few seconds. I'm sure it didn't last long.
Tara Reid wore her best see through dress because she knows soccer/footballer wives don't wear bras.Kimberly Stewart actually got out of that hippie crap because there was business at hand last night.
Something I thought I would never see. Well a couple of things. Kristin Davis is showing more skin than Kim Kardashian. Also they are posing together, and Kim Kardashian didn't go for the I am $5000 tonight look but rather, the I'm going to milk $5M out of you before I am done look.
Lady Victoria was there but I have a feeling she knows these guys pretty well.
I have no idea what Serena Williams was going for here. It definitely is more clothes than normal, but the hair is crazy. Of course she makes as much if not more than most of these guys so she probably doesn't care as much.
This is a sample of the guys they were after. Yes, some are married but do you think that did anything to stop the group above? Puh-leeze

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Leo who?

"Always lead with the package first babe."
I think Bono is trying to make a point with the peace sign and the military garb. The trouble is he has so many causes I can't keep track.

Daryl Hannah it has been too long. I was just talking to someone the other day about our favorite Splash lines.

I didn't know Don Johnson did porn.

Josh Brolin is being yelled at on the red carpet. That can't be fun.

"Now that you and John broke up, Daddy is here to help like only Daddy can."

Lily Cole: "So this guy walks up and just starts sucking on the top of my breast leaving this ghastly mark."

Colin Firth: "Happens to me all the time. Doesn't matter if it's Hugh Grant or Amanda Bynes. They always go for the breast."

Leo is almost like a parody of himself.

Lady Victoria Hervey looks she's not always lady like.

Yea yea. Bitcha Barton, but I really like the woman in the background with the tie. More of her please.

Emily Watson may want to choose who she gets her picture taken with. Not flattering at all.