
Who knew that China Chow from that show like Project Runway but about art which is really good dated Mark Wahlberg and knows all about his nipples and that he does not like them bitten. Who knew that Marilyn Manson had seen China's breasts before and that they are best friends. Well, if they are, she needs to go over to his house and find out what he is on, because he sounded awful when he called in to speak to her last night. See, that is what I get for sticking around and watching Watch What Happens Live after Real Housewives. I also think Adrienne should not be a guest on the show anymore. I like her a lot and think Paul is great, but Adrienne never says anything that is not 100% thought out and sure not to offend anyone at any point in time. Paul just says what he wants and doesn't care.
So, last night on Real Housewives the only interesting parts took place the last 20 minutes. Taylor gets nominated for some business person of the year award, but did not win. Thank goodness because if she had won, the organization would have lost any kind of credibility. Russell was there. Everyone was there. Except for Lisa who was specifically not invited. Taylor knew that it would lead to drama, but that is the only way Taylor can stay in the spotlight.
So, the next day, conveniently enough Lisa has a tea party where they actually drink champagne and Taylor goes after Lisa with some fake tears and tries to get everyone to agree with her that Lisa is awful and they all talk about Lisa behind her back but are scared of her. Kyle supports Taylor with one tiny point but that is it so Taylor runs out of the house and makes a big exit, but only gets as far as the gate. Lets stop right there. If Taylor was really going to leave, I think she would have got in her car and then gone down to the gate. Instead she saw cameras at the gate and then saw Paul and tried her best to complain to Paul who you could tell really didn't care at all about any of it until Taylor stopped herself mid-complaint to ask Paul about some recent work she had done and he inspected her through the fence and told her she needed more work. She then went back to complaining and then went back inside and picked up her champagne glass before sitting down.
Then everyone starts talking about how they covered for Taylor about her abuse claims and they don't know if they are really true and if they are true then why are you going on vacations with him and Camille seemed genuinely upset. If not for her plastic surgery, I think Camille might have actually had a tear. She certainly tried to force one out.