Random Photos Part One

It was a choice between Amy Adams and Amy Winehouse for the top spot. I actually don't think Ms. Winehouse would know if she was at the top or bottom or just caught in the middle. Anyway, Amy Adams looks heavenly as usual.
Back from her "vacation" and back in London, Amy perfects the street walker look. Seriously, if you were walking or driving down a street and you saw someone in this outfit in London at night in January and looking this strung out and you didn't know she was a famous singer, you know that you would think she was turning tricks.
I don't get many requests for Javier Bardem, but there are some. This is for you.
How many of you knew this group is called House of the Holy Afro? Seriously, and they were performing in Sydney over the weekend.
Forget about the kid or whether Gavin is off with a tranny. Look at those heels on Gwen Stefani. They are almost up to the kid's knees. Not exactly going to the park kind of shoes.
Two people open up the limo door, reach in, lift Ellen Barkin out, and then place her here for photos. They try to rotate her every couple of minutes so the pigeons don't get too familiar with her. After the photos they load her back up in the car, slap a fed ex sticker on her head and she is off to the next city. During the whole process she neither blinks nor speaks , and is reduced to a few grunts which sound like the words more botox please.
Daniel Day Lewis' nose really does take a hard right turn about halfway down doesn't it?
I am just glad someone gave Niki Taylor a job. If I saw one more whiny article where she complains about the world and her life and on and on and on. Yes, you have had a tough life, but it was pretty damn good for awhile. Better than most people ever have it, so just stop whining. Sorry you don't have as much money as you used to and that your husband isn't a billionaire, but just get over yourself. By the way I heard your new show really sucks. Actually I didn't hear that, I just dislike Niki Taylor immensely.
Not as much as I dislike Michael Lohan though. At least he and Lindsay split the money 50/50 for allowing the photo.
When I need some cheering up, Mia Kirshner is the person to call. She doesn't look it, but seriously, she is funny as hell, and has an obsession with the game duck duck goose.
I don't really have anything to say about Maggie Gyllenhaal or Peter Saarsgard except that we haven't seen them around in awhile.
Jennifer Beals. An amazing person and unlike Niki Taylor, didn't bitch every five seconds if someone wouldn't give her a job or cry when they heard her story. Instead Jennifer worked her ass off and finally has made her way back to the top.

In regards to the blind items and the message board, the blind items will stay on the blog exclusively for the first three days. After three days, most people have stopped guessing unless there are hints or some other clues. I also paid for some kind of gold membership which will eliminate the ads. There is nothing I can do about the one ad you are forced to click around when you sign up though.

Because Ms. Taylor seems to be litigation happy, let me be clear that this is satirical(yes, Ms. Taylor it is 4 syllables. Have someone work it out with you)

"Hi, I am Niki Taylor and I used to be famous. More of a Nicole Richie kind of famous rather than an actress kind of famous. Anyway, E came to my house and did a little one hour show on me. I thought it was going to show how I am so successful and have the greatest new husband and talk about all my current projects which no one really cares about anyway. Well, they made me look like I have had a tragic life. I am okay with that, but since they rejected my proposal about a reality show featuring me, me, me, I decided to sue them for slander. They still will not give me a reality show, but I got to be in the news for another day."

New Year's Resolutions

Two weeks and no Paris. What is a blogger to do? I will keep my promise and not link to any story involving her and this will be the last mention of her until January 15th but I just had to tell you about the fake LV bikini she was wearing in her infamous Bondi Beach camera shoot.


Two weeks of no Pete Doherty either. This is it until January 15th for him also. I am telling you Pete has nine hundred lives. This guy walks away from every crime known to man and this weekend escaped the bombing in Bangkok and somehow finds the time to marry a supermodel. Everywhere he goes bad news follows, except for him. Who thinks he did drugs this weekend? So then after the party mentioned in the previous article, Kate Moss who was either drunk, has the biggest mother complex of all time or just wants to find a way to give up half her money decides to marry the guy. The only possible good news out of this whole situation is that it is not going to be legal in the UK. Therefore when Pete inevitably gets thrown back into rehab or arrested Kate can just run and run and run.



I actually like the new Shannen Doherty show and it seems the rest of the world is starting to like it as well. Shannen's show Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty is going to start airing in Australia this year. If you have never seen it, it really is good although it does get repetitive after awhile because it is always the same format. She should do it in front of a live audience so there could be the chance for some Jerry Springer type fights.





Staying in Australia for now. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a pap stalker and Nicole even uttered the f word. I could see her doing that. Also, Keith's "affair" did not really happen. Someone did not know how to Photoshop and so the story was discredited. Until I read the previous article I did not even know Keith Urban had dated Niki Taylor and now she has got married. Speaking of Nikki's although I guess this one has an extra K, Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr got married over the weekend. The article gives her age as 28 but that would have made her about 6 during that Married With Children knockoff. In addition she was once engaged to Bobcat Goldwhait, so she could be trying to bury those years or do them over or something.

I honestly do not really like Big Brother. I know I keep saying that and then linking to stories about it. BUT, the thing is, the celebrities are not announced ahead of time and so everyone keeps saying this person will be there and this one, etc. It is so confusing and then I read this article which lists three people that have never been mentioned in any other article about it. I get discouraged that perhaps I will not get to see a Tara Reid K-Fed love affair with Whitney Houston, Marilyn and Gavin Rossdale all trying on each other's clothes in the background. But then, if you look at the bottom of the article, it says there will be 2 houses at the same time. Think of the switching. Think of the possibilities.

So Jessica Simposon was finally "full on making out" with John Mayer in public. Either the phone sex thing got old or Luke Wilson did not want to play in public. Of course everyone denies everything until they actually do something like this in public which will force them to confess they also got secretly married in Thailand over the weekend as well. The little reported story coming out of the Joe "I am a greedy man" Simpson familia was that to get some free football tickets to a Dallas Cowboys game he told the Dallas quarterback it was ok to say he was dating Jessica Simpson. In fact, the two have never met. If that is not pimping your daughter out, then please tell me what is. Tony Romo is allegedly dating American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Obviously she must like free football tickets also.