Ray-J Has A Room Of Whitney Houston Sex Tapes

I don't know if I would want a room full of Whitney Houston sex tapes, because that would mean that I would have had sex with her or watched her have sex with other people, and lets face it, the woman was on crack and strung out the last few years of her life and that is not fun to watch. Star Magazine is reporting though that Ray-J has a room full of sex tapes and that Whitney's family wants him to keep them locked in a safe place and not try to exploit Whitney. I think they should be more worried about the other tapes he has and what that will do to the family.

Ray-J And Kim Kardashian Still Texting?

The thing that interested me the most out of the whole Kim Kardashian getting married for money thing this weekend is that Ray-J apparently still has Kim's phone number. For someone who was so upset by the sex tape coming out you would think Kim probably would have stopped talking to the guy who made it all happen. Nope. Ray-J sent Kim a text over the weekend that said "And to think you really have me to thank for all this ;-)" She really does. If not for the tape she and her family would have nothing and Bruce Jenner would still be the famous one and Robert Kardashian would only get women if he paid them. Khloe would be working retail at some mall because their store would have failed. Kourtney would still probably be with Scott, but since they would not have any money they would each be forced to work. I see Scott doing some kind of Ponzi scheme and Kourtney working at a magazine.

So, if you sued someone over a sex tape, do you think you would still be texting them?

The Problems With The "Of Love" Shows On VH-1

I noticed today that Cocktail from Ray J's show called "Compete With Other Women To Have Sex With Ray-J And Make Your Parents Proud" shared with the world that she and Ray-J are no longer together. Then, in what must be considered one of the greatest coincidences of all time, VH-1 announced a second season of Ray-J's show. Wow, how fortunate is that for VH-1 and Ray-J? I'm stunned.

I thought for sure that someone named Cocktail could for sure settle down with a player and sex tape trafficker of the caliber of Ray-J. I figured by now they would be married and be about to have a baby. Speaking of babies. Congratulations Kendra Wilkinson!! I guess it turns out it she did get the new boobs I commented on but they were natural enhancements.

Anyway, this is the problem with Have Sex With Bret Michaels, Have Sex With Flava Flav and Have Sex With Ray-J. There is no incentive for any of the male stars to stay with the stripper they pick. If they stay with the stripper then they don't get a second season of the show. They miss out on money and publicity and having sex with women that a Fortune 500 company provides them. If they stay with their chosen person they end up sitting in front of the television and watching some other almost/formerly/semi-kind of famous having sex and getting paid for it. Hey, isn't that prostitution?

They just will not give that up and so no matter how much they pretend and no matter what they say at the end of the season when they pick someone, it is all a lie.

Cocktail admitted as much in what she wrote today. "As for the tour we just did and ‘acting’ like we were together, it comes with the show."

Someone Is Going To Need A Shot

In the I Threw Up A Little In My Mouth story of the day, Tila Tequila took to her MySpace page to tell the world who her boyfriend is. Although she wanted to keep it a secret, she just couldn't any longer because of all the rumors floating around about who she is dating. Uh huh. Oh, I know there are rumors, but I think the problem is the rumors have started to slow down and she wants that extra shot of publicity so figures she should take to her blog. So, who is Tila Tequila dating? Umm. Ray J. Yep. The guy who, courtesy of Kim Kardashian brought us the most boring porn of all time is probably making new porn with Tila.

"My real boyfriend is RAY J!!!!! Yes.....we've been dating for a while but didn't want the media to find out cuz it's nobody's business, but since all these other random rumors starting poppin up (sic) that I'm dating so-and-so, I finally felt that I needed to tell the world that rumors are NOT TRUE!!!! No man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love."

I'm assuming that when she says with respect and love that means he lets her run the video camera sometimes. What I see happening here is another year of Shot Of Love, but this time they are both looking for a woman to bring home.

Random Photos Part Two

Where are the kids?
Each with their very own nanny.What kind of surgery are we guessing this is?
"F**k you Marilyn."
Are there scraps from 5 different outfits here? What the hell is this thing she's wearing?
Action

"Hey is it free food?"

"No, it's Paul McCartney."

"Who?"

Naomi Watts has been pregnant for 3 years now.
Hailing a cab is something all children should master. Her parents can sleep well tonight.
The hosts of the Tourette's Syndrome Fundraiser last night. Jill-Michele Melean and Keith Collins who did a great job and raised a ton of money.

Even More Links

Paris tried to commit suicide before she went to jail.

Ray-J is going to narrate and direct a porn film. No word on whether or not Whitney will make an appearance. Look, I'm a guy and have seen my share of porn. I can't ever recall a narrator on a porn film. It's not Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. I don't need someone off camera to tell me that a woman is getting nailed on her kitchen floor by the guy who knocked on the wrong door. If I were blind and needed play by play, I don't think I would want a husky male voice providing that play by play either.

If George Michael has an extra $100M to throw around on some fancy skull, then why the hell was he driving drunk? If I had that much money, I would have a staff of people who would carry me from one place to the other.

Candy Spelling gets richer. Vegas style. Little old ladies are little old ladies no matter the dough. They all block the slot machines and give you the evil eye if you try and invade their space. The only difference is I get mauled by the ladies playing the penny slots and Candy does her mauling while playing $50 at a time and sipping her Remy Martin.

Cameron still loves Justin.