Melissa Joan Hart Joins The Club

It sucks that Demi Moore started a trend, but she did so I guess we have to give her a tiny bit of credit. No more than that though. Demi Moore got the cover of Vanity Fair for posing naked on the cover while she was very pregnant. Was that Rumer who she did that with? Maybe all those damn lights burning down on the stomach were what has caused Rumer to be such a freak. Speaking of freaks, do you think X-tina's baby will look like her or Jordan? If it is a girl will she also have a beard? Wouldn't be cool if some celebrity baby grew up and worked the Midway circuit. That would be cool. Anyway, the pregnancy naked, and on the cover trend has been followed by countless celebrities since Demi with most not getting any covers at all, or just something like Pregnancy Today or The World Of Cats. Christina Aguilera re raised the bar again by snagging the cover of Marie Claire with all her pregnantness. Now, Melissa Joan Hart, is trying to play the same game. Although I think the former Sabrina The Teenage Witch looks lovely and I enjoy staring at her more than makeup face Aguilera, I fear that Ms. Hart is off to the pages of Sudoku Monthly. I only hope the same fate awaits Jessica Alba, but alas, Cash will be selling those photos to anyone who has $50 and the phone number of a hooker, so Jessica and all her naked, pregnant glory will be displayed everywhere for the world to see.