I Thought Everyone Knew Jonathan Knight Was Gay

Last Thursday night during the RH-Beverly Hills after show, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson came out and spent a couple of minutes with the fawning Andy Cohen. Not like when he was drooling over Marie Osmond and imagining her doll collection for himself, but still fawning. During the conversation, Tiffany said she had once hooked up with NKOTB member Jonathan Knight and shortly thereafter he came out. Tiffany said she wondered for awhile if she was the one who turned Jonathan gay. Did the news shock anyone? There are organizations out there saying that Jonathan never publicly came out and that Tiffany did the honors. I could have sworn he did come out before. No one seemed surprised and And kind of hinted at it and maybe even asked the question about whether Tiffany turned Jonathan gay.

I don't think Tiffany outed him. Did she?

Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson

Back in the 80's, it seemed there were two groups of people. Those who were on Team Tiffany and those who were on Team Debbie Gibson. I always found myself on Team Tiffany. The fact she became my friend later has probably only reinforced that opinion. Anyway, Syfy, which is the dumbest name ever for a channel has cast them in a movie where they will finally get to settle the score. Lots of people ask me why Syfy changed their name. Most people assumed it had something to do with the fact they wanted to dumb down the name SciFi and move away from traditional SciFi. The truth is it is about money. You can't trademark SciFi, but you sure can trademark Syfy. Anyway, the movie is going to be called Python vs Gatoroid. The two singers won't be the stars of the movie, but they will get to have a fight out in the parking lot of a bar. Instead of punches though I think they should have to sing their hits in some kind of weird dance off.

I think the fight starts because Tiffany calls Debbie, Debbie instead of Deborah. She hates that.

Celebrity Fit Club is one of the few shows on television that I make a point to watch. I do this because I get a sick thrill of seeing all the F and G listers that I once represented and how their careers are in the toilet, thanks to my great representation. I also enjoy watching people that are fatter than me and how some think they are divas. Not counting Ant of course, because Ant is a diva.

Well it turns out this season of CFC is full of fights, dildos, Screech and Marcia Brady, not to mention Tiffany who once let me...(well twice, but it was not good for her either time. I really think I could have gone for three, but she was getting really annoyed that I kept humming her songs and asking her if she thought we were alone now.) and also Ant getting into a fight with Dr. Ian. It makes me wish for the calmer episodes with a Baldwin or the Snapple Lady. I guess Screech is running around with a video camera begging Marcia to sleep with him or da Brat or Tiffany or if all else fails, even Ant or Ross the Intern. Basically Screech is up for anything with anyone as long as his career continues for another six months. Kimberly Locke is going to be on there. I guess she must have started packing on the pounds after Clay Aiken moved out. Those breakups are tough. As usual there are some people on there that I really could care less about at first, but I will no doubt get sucked into their lives and whatever. Naaaah. It sounds good, but I am sure they will be boring.

I do also like to kiss VH1's ass because if you do it well enough they link you to The Best Week Ever and then some H lister will talk about you on television. Not that kind of H lister, although at least they would be famous for something.