Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

It's kind of like old times for Nick Jonas. Fans following him. The one strange guy who thinks it is a great way to meet women.
Nikki Reed wearing the official uniform of West Hollywood. Yoga pants. They check your car at the border of the city. Only allowed in if you are wearing them.
Camilla Belle shows off her Pentagon gift shop glasses.
Anna Paquin must be hating this heat while carrying twins. I hate it and I feel like I'm basically carrying triplets. Quadruplets after a bad weekend eating. Fat men and heat don't go well together.
Pamela Anderson feeling the love at LAX.
Ashley Tisdale leaving ballet class.
Craziest photo of the day goes to Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski and Johnny Weir.
Tony Romo shows off his four month old.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

It looks like Lady GaGa is wearing a dress made of purple human hair.
Miley Cyrus after another Pilates class.
Well, Megan Fox looks bustier, but it's hard to tell if she is pregnant other than that.
Brian Austin Green looks just as angry as usual.
Matt LeBlanc in London.
Speaking of former Friends, Matthew Perry was at the Comedy Awards.
Russell Brand and his 4pm sex date.
Tony Romo and his brother in law, Chace Crawford.
Vanessa Hudgens on her way into church. Asking for forgiveness for High School Musical?

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Apparently the style now is to be a size zero and wear pants that are size 10. I don't see how that is attractive. A bra might help too.
Speaking of bras, Miley Cyrus chose not to wear one while shopping with her mother and basically let everything fall out.
I feel like Mark Wahlberg has got way bigger than he was and did so way too fast. Did he have some chemical help? He was not like this a few months ago.
Nicollette Sheridan puts the trial behind her and focuses on doing nothing on a beach. I think she is going to have trouble doing anything from now on. Producers are going to be afraid they will get sued. Easier to not offer her a part.
Ummm, I don't think Rihanna is wearing anything under that coat.
Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams continue to pretend to be the perfect couple for the cameras.
"For the last time, Mr. Big is a character name and not a body part."
Hawkins Crawford Romo.

Tony Romo And His Wife Expecting A Baby

First, Nick Lachey got remarried more quickly than Jessica Simpson which stole a lot of her engagement thunder, and now Tony Romo not only got engaged and married to someone really quickly after leaving Jessica Simpson, he also announced yesterday that he and his wife are expecting a baby. Now, even if Jessica is pregnant, again, one of her exes stole some of her thunder. If John Mayer somehow gets back with Jennifer Aniston in the next week and they get married and she announces she is going to have a baby, I fear she might go ballistic. I know Pimpa Joe keeps hoping everyday that he wakes up and his man crush Tony Romo is still with Jessica and not an unemployed "life coach." Today is Wednesday and is the day tabloids usually release their top stories in advance of the issues going on sale tomorrow. It will be interesting to see in the next few hours if any of them officially confirm Jessica is pregnant.

Somewhere Pimpa Joe Is Crying A Little

Over the weekend, Tony Romo got married to Candice Crawford. You just know that Pimpa Joe was off somewhere wishing it was his daughter who was walking down the aisle with Tony Romo. Instead, his daughter was probably somewhere paying her boyfriend his current month's salary or buying him dinner or making him feel alright that he does not have a job and lives off Jessica. Meanwhile, one of Jessica's other exes, Nick Lachey, was having a joint wedding shower on Sunday with his bride to be Vanessa.

Candice Crawford Gets Something Jessica Simpson Could Not

I wonder if Jessica Simpson is so happy that she does not even care that Tony Romo actually asked someone to marry him. Jessica probably thought that when she bought Tony a boat for his birthday and a Ken costume for hers that she would get asked to marry Tony. It didn't happen, but Tony did ask Candice Crawford to marry him yesterday and apparently she said yes.

The Dallas sports reporter and brother of actor Chace Crawford, was celebrating her 24th birthday yesterday with Tony and her parents when he popped the question. Did he also get her a birthday card at least?

And on a side note, yes, we know she works for you channel 33. Jeez.

US Weekly Takes The Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Bait

It was there, swimming in the water just waiting for someone to pounce on it and finally US Weekly took the bait. To me this was better than when Jennifer Aniston holds her hands on her stomach. If you will recall, on Monday I wondered why no tabloid had caught on to the fact that Jessica Simpson was in the same room with Tony Romo and his new girlfriend. No one. It was like crickets.

Then, light bulb. Here is how I imagine the conversation going to at US.

Staffer 1 - ZOMG!!!! Do you know like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were at the same party over the weekend?

Staffer 2- Well did they talk?

Staffer 1 - Who cares. They were there. Together.This is so exciting. I think I just peed.

Staffer 2 - Well what can we say they talked about?

Staffer 1 - Well, it was awkward and it was for five minutes. Oh, let's make it on the balcony. That sounds romantic even if Tony's girlfriend and her brother were there.

Staffer 2- OK, and to cover ourselves we will have a source who will say it wasn't awkward. Then we are right no matter what.

Staffer 1 - That is a lot of people on that balcony.

Tony Romo Engaged - Doesn't Have Ken & Barbie Party To Celebrate

I don't know if this report is true, but Candice Crawford who has been dating Tony Romo since he broke up with Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a diamond ring on her ring finger at the game on Sunday. Because of this, the entire world now thinks she and Tony are engaged. While a better sign then the hand on the stomach for pregnancy rumors, it isn't that much better. If Tony and Candice are engaged though this would probably crush Jessica Simpson and send Joe Simpson on a crying jag. I feel sorry for Jessica most of the time but this would put pity on a whole other level. Oh, wait what would make it worse is if Tony proposed to Candice on the boat Jessica bought him right before they split. That would be the ultimate.