Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Michelle Monaghan wears a little black dress to Target. Apparently they have a dress code now.

Melissa McCarthy goes back in time. Buys a pair of Doc Martens.

Rob Lowe heads out of LA for a vacation with the family.

So, apparently Amanda Seyfried is dating Justin Long. Here she is in London.

Selena Gomez kicked off her No More Justin tour in Vancouver.

Snooki and Jwoww wash dogs. Riveting television.

Taylor Lautner smiles for the paps at LAX.

Ken Paves is sandwiched by Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham.

Hello Zhang Ziyi.

Random Photos Part Three - Cannes

Stacy Keibler was at Cannes. Your guess is as good as mine.

Uma Thurman and Zachary Quinto canoodled.

No canoodling between Robert Redford and his wife.

I really like Kristin Scott Thomas.

Zhang Ziyi

Nicole Kidman doing the most awkward hand holding ever with

Keith Urban.

Sharon Stone taking photos with Roberto Cavalli.

Rosie Huntington Whitely

Jessica Chastain

Random Photos Part Three - Cannes

Freida Pinto

Emma Watson

Karen Gillan

Georgia May Jagger

The cast and director of The Bling Ring

Zhang Ziyi

Berenice Bejo

Robin Wright

Nicole Kidman

Rooney Mara

Zhang Ziyi Barred From Leaving China - Accused Of Being Prostitute

Golden Globe nominated actress Zhang Ziyi is being accused by the Chinese government of being paid for sex by various politicians and businessmen in China. Apparently Zhang has made nearly $100M from having sex with various men which is way more than she has ever made in her career as an actress. The most she was ever paid was a little over $1M for one night of sex. One man paid her a total of $25M for having sex with him over a ten year period. Zhang has denied the accusations but the government is not letting her leave the country and Zhang is basically under house arrest while she films a movie in Soouthern China. (Thanks Sue)

Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

Quite possibly the photo of the year so far. Fred Armisen just cracks me up and the look on his face when he realizes it is Rupert Murdoch and his unsmiling wife next to him is priceless.

The lovely Angelica Huston.
Amy Poehler and pregnancy go very well together. When people say someone is glowing when they are pregnant, this is what they are talking about.
Alan Ruck. I do love Alan Ruck. I love how Michael J. Fox made everyone wear name tags.
CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison have been going out for what seems like forever.
Kelly Rowland - London

Wow. 70's flashback. James Taylor and Jimmy Buffett. Margaritas on me everyone. Need that three day drunk to deal with Mother's Day and all that therapy I can't afford.
So, who is the person who invited Ethan Hawke to the Time 100 Most Influential People?
And how come David Beckham wasn't there?
Crystal Castles - London
There was a time about three years ago when you could not turn on your television without seeing Martha Stewart. She's had a rough year and I'm glad to see her seemingly doing well.

Besides Zach Braff looking like a guy who just escaped into the light after a year, everyone else looks good. From L to R. Zach, Michael J. Fox, Tracy Pollan and Sarah Chalke.
Wow, Mr. and Mrs. Carey are already matching. I'm just waiting for the t-shirts with their photos on them.
Best I've seen Luke Perry look in a very long time.
This hardly seems fair. Luis Miguel is great looking, dresses well and sings great. I'm depressed now.
All of you should be thanking me that I used the shot of Teri Hatcher from a long way away. You really don't want the up close shot. Believe me.

So, you talked me into it.
It's the Downey's.
As you all know, I don't hold a grudge. Well, I do actually, but Penelope Cruz looks nice here. Now back to the grudge.
Hey it's the Naked Brothers. They are kind of like The Monkees to the Jonas Brothers' Beatles. I like how they are already making moves on an older girl. The problem is she's Coco Sumner, so I'm guessing better rock stars have already hit on her. How old is she anyway? I'm guessing 14 without looking, but someone is going to tell me she is 20.
ZZ Top & Jessica Simpson - Camp Pendleton

Zhang Ziyi looks great as always. Vivi Nevo might just want to give up and shave it all off because the placing of each strand of hair in position isn't working.
Whitney Houston - London
Tyler Perry definitely is an influential person. He's a genius actually. And rich.
Another reader photo. Have at it.