Friday, February 23, 2007

My Sister Is In Rehab And All You Got Me Was This Joint

Ahh, the joys of family. Mischa Barton, who wrecked Nicole Richie's car and saw her sister enter rehab all in the span of a couple of days wants to be a good example for her sister. The best way of course would be to show her that she is not drinking or doing drugs. If that fails, perhaps she could have a drink or two. Of course you could go the route Mischa is going and maybe the two can share a room in rehab. Mischa wins the 1st annual sister of the year award here at CrazyDaysAndNights. It will no doubt be one of the few awards she ever earns and we are happy to present it to her. Her new boyfriend looks thrilled to be apart of the awards ceremony and is so stoned will not notice that she forgot to thank him for being her guiding light and rock and for not exposing himself to the world like her last boyfriend.




Thanks to flynet for the photos

12 comments:

ukgrrl said...

New boyfriend? Its been like, wat, a week since Cisco?!

ukgrrl said...

New boyfriend? Its been like, wat, a week since Cisco?!

Anonymous said...

lol! great tongue in cheek, ent lawyer!

hez said...

Baaaad rolling job, but then I wouldn't know ANYTHING about that...

Maybe she's preparing for a role.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding. Does she even have a career anymore?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Yeah I've been wondering what ol' Low Rider's been up to lately.

See if you can find out. Cisco, that is.

ukgrrl said...

Lmao @ Hez ...was thinking the same thing!
& lookin so innocent in yr pic too!

Anonymous said...

Here's what I don't understand about girls like Mischa, Paris etc. These girls are not sixteen--or even eighteen--anymore. They are college age, and are basically throwing away their entire careers for being tabloid floozies. No disrespect, and of course everyone makes (a lot of) mistakes at that age, but what's the deal?

Anonymous said...

Here's what I don't understand about girls like Mischa, Paris etc. These girls are not sixteen--or even eighteen--anymore. They are college age, and are basically throwing away their entire careers for being tabloid floozies. No disrespect, and of course everyone makes (a lot of) mistakes at that age, but what's the deal?

Anonymous said...

That's a good question. It's not just college-age, it goes past that, because I constantly hear people online making remarks like, "Oh, she's only 25." "Oh, she's not 30 yet." Not everyone makes a lot of mistakes at any age. Some people are just more mature than others, and some people never grow up. Maybe 30 is the magic number, because I don't recall anyone defending someone as being "so young" past the age of 30, but I dunno. George W. Bush was a fuck up until he was 40, but people forgave that and elected him President.

Anonymous said...

Its just a joint EL chill out.
Just becasue her sister has an addiction problem to PILLS doesnt mean it has to ruin everyone's parade.

Anonymous said...

That's not a joint...it's SUNBLOCK!!

Denise R.

hez said...

ROFLMAO @ 5:35!

Best. Comeback. Evs.