Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Links--Because They Are Going To Need Us To Come In On Saturday Anyway

Britney, Britney, Britney

1. Love in rehab in a well written kind of way.
2. Love in rehab written in a dlisted kind of way with a photo of the new guy.
3. Even though Britney is in love she wants to leave rehab early to go to K-Fed's birthday party. Does anyone think it is going to be a drug and alcohol free party?
4. Justin Timberlake is sick of people asking him to help Britney.

Fergie finds out why she should always spring for the private jet.

Drew Barrymore dating Spike Jonze. He was the runner-up in the worst comb over of all-time contest. The winner of course was a blind item from a few weeks ago.

Jenna Bush to get engaged this weekend. I understand someone finding out about an engagement before the rest of the world, but how do you find out about an engagement that has not happened yet? What if the guy says, naaaah, not going to do it. Then Jenna who has read the reports wonders where the hell her ring is, and her boyfriend ends up dead. OK, well if you out it that way, they will no doubt get engaged this weekend.


amy said...

the sun takes yellow journalism to an art form.

Anonymous said...

It's not Jenna Bush getting engaged. Her best friend is merely having an engagement party in Houston.

Anonymous said...

Why would Brit want to go to her
ex's bday party when she has a new love?

bionic bunny! said...

um, how can she be done with re-hab already?
she's barely out of de-tox!
i see many more headlines in her poor, sad, future.

Anonymous said...

The Donald has the worst combover... what was the BI?

Jem said...

I would say the combover was Donald, and I hope this BI isn't it!

First going back to Clive's - This aging, non-musical, star got him some special hand loving right there at the dinner table. No one was around and they thought it was safe. Unfortunately for the loving couple, someone walked by RIGHT at the most inconvenient moment and made sure to share the news with everyone.

Haha. But then I read this old BI and so I don't think he meant Donald...

This A-List actor notorious for not having a full head of hair was recently sweating heavily. He thought he was hidden from anyone approaching and removed his headgear to wipe away the sweat. When he did, he revealed the most hideous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. What was even more shocking was the total lack of hair to comb over. Our spy indicated there were about ten hairs in total trying to cover up the massive bald area right down the middle of his head.

It must be John Travolta.