Friday, July 27, 2007

Four For Friday

I just want to encourage you to keep commenting on the mystery actress post and convince her to do it. I would move it up to the top of the blog, but I already sent her the link and so I don't want to mess that link up. Of course if I still had anonymous commenting there would be 500 comments but half of them would be wondering if her legs were real.

Also, I've noticed in the comments on some of the BI's lately that someone will make a statement saying they saw something or heard something so it couldn't possibly be the other person's guess. Ummm, you may want to review that kind of thing before giving up.

#1 This B list television actress on a hit show just had a physical for a movie she is about to star in and complained about a problem to the doctor. Turns out she has herpes. Turns out her very serious (as in relationship) guy didn't share that fascinating tidbit with her and she FREAKED out at the doctor's. No word on what happened on the homefront.

#2 The funny thing is this B list couple are going to stores together and buying things for his boyfriend's home not his home or her home as they want everyone to believe.

#3 I'm not really one for royalty blind items because I don't know any, but I do know that recently there was some royalty that hit the OC hard. (you can take that however you want, but I don't think they were physically hanging out at Laguna Beach.)

#4 Quick but dirty. A list actress, maybe even A+ no discernible boyfriend, but definitely pregnant.

91 comments:

Maren said...

1. Katharine Heigl
2. Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen
3. ?
4. Renée Zellweger.

All guesses off the top of my head.

Melissa said...

LMAO - loved the "if I still had anonymous commenting there would be 500 comments but half of them would be wondering if her legs were real."

SERIOUSLY. :)

Enjoy your weekend, Ent!

j said...

Renee or Jennifer Aniston both came to mind - and Jennifer only because no one really seems to believe her & the model are an "item".

No idea on the others yet.

Melissa said...

Maren - wouldn't he have said A/B film, B TV for Heigl? Though she was the first one i thought of too. But then I also trip that he didn't say fiance, of course that would just be WAY too easy. Stumped.

2. Duh on the Rachel and Hayden. Why'd you even bother, ent?

3. Sorry, didn't quite understand this one...unless you're saying that Mischa Barton just slept with some ugly ass english royalty and to that i say 'who cares?'.

4. Oooooh, could it be Reese? There was the BI about Toothy Tile (i mean Jake G) who was trying to have a baby with his BF but they needed to use an actress...it was all very mysterious...

john said...

It won't be Reese. You might be dumb melissa, but that cold witch Witherspoon aint. Why the fuck would she get knocked up?

Twisted Sister said...

Hey, John honey - I left a message for you here:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37309174&postID=6866648097750846009&isPopup=true#form

Cali Girl said...

#3 - Mischa and Wills!

Tracee said...

Wow John. Are you having a tough Friday?

Hey, ent can you be more obvious? What BIs should we reconsider? The one about the A-list couple or a different one? Today there aren't enough clues. I could just make it up though.

#1-No idea, not enough clues
#2-Hayden and Rachel are a great guess!
#3-Mischa/Prince Harry
#4-Charlize Theron

Happy Friday!

divabunny said...

1. one of the grey's girls
2. duh!
3. mischa
4. jen aniston, renee z, jodie foster,....

pisly said...

#3: I'm thinking Prince Albert II's illegitimate daughter, Jazmin (born in nearby Riverside County in 1992). She'd be 15 and primed for whatever Southern California celebuspawn is willing to have her.

divabunny said...

oh charlize is a good guess. is she broekn up?

Twisted Sister said...

Tracee, I'm starting to think that John was responsible for most of the obnoxious anon posts.

Melissa said...
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Melissa said...

...and I forgot to add that everyone loves an extra $10m just for covering up someone's real lifestyle, just look at Katie 'Amazing' Homes.

Tracee said...

Hmmm, you might be right. -Gasp- Maybe it's not John, maybe it's MOM under a new name? There were rumblings that MOM was a man, not a woman. Best to ignore though. I'm having too good of time without that crowd around, they were totally a triumvirate.

Thanks, Enty! -toes twiddling together,blushing-

pisly said...

Oops. I guess I went the literal route with my guess on #3. Didn't even consider "the OC" as the show. I thought Ent meant a member of royalty is scandalizing Orange County.

Melissa said...

Uh...John. Suck it, skank. Who got your queen panties all in a bunch today?

Pinky said...

Enty, can't we vote John gone? I fear for Mystery Actress if you don't...

j said...

Just throwing names out there for #2....James Rousseau & Kate Bostworth? It's only because I clicked on a link from Fark and the site had them pictured....dunno if they're Blist or not.

John....we don't speak like that here...try Perez....you may be more appreciated.

Twisted Sister said...

Oh, Pinky - great idea. I'll vote to get rid of John.

Melissa said...

Sorry for getting sucked in. I'd delete the comment but I thoroughly stand by it.

Enjoy your weekend everyone...except John...hope you get held hostage by a coked-out Lohan driving 180 down PCH. And I hope she runs over a toe.

i'm so immature. ;o)

Tracee said...

ROFL! -squirting sierra mist- Melissa gurl! -wiping mouf- You funny!

nate said...

#1 Busy Phillips???
a. b list tv actress on a hit
show = recurring role on ER
b. FREAKED out = tv show freaks
& geeks (may be reaching a
bit here)
c. currently filming Made of
Honor...though I can't figure
out why she would need a
physical to star in a comedy
d. has a current boyfriend
described 'boyfriend/husband'
couldn't find his name, so he
must not be celebrity

Twisted Sister said...

Melisaa - I heart you!!!

divabunny said...

hee hee hee... you guys are killing me!

can you please post the link abt the mystery actress. i missed it! thank you!

pisly said...

So, if #4 is Renée Z., then the guesses on the BI about an A/A+ actress being in love with a woman isn't about her?

Melissa said...

And I <3 you. :)

...fabulous guessing my dear nate!! Love good evidence.

divabunny said...

pisly- just bc she's preggers doesnt mean that she's straight.

Twisted Sister said...

Also, Pisly, just because a bunch of people guessed the answer to that bi (pardon the pun) was RZ, doesn't mean they were right.

pisly said...

divabunny --- you beat me to a followup comment.

Throwing a name out there for #4:
Anna Paquin

Only because I don't hear much about her.

Nat said...

How unethical is it for a doctor to leak client info? That is illegal, and in bad taste. (BI #1)

I am all for celebrity bi's, but thats a lil too far. UNLESS the BI came from someone she told. Which sounds like the doctor was telling people. BAD TASTE.

Twisted Sister said...

Nat, don't assume it was a doctor who leaked that. In fact, I highly doubt it was.

Jennifer said...

#3 - I don't know about you guys but I'm reading OC as OxyContin...

ManDJO said...

Twisted you're so funny :)

Twisted Sister said...

Thanks, Mandjo. (at least I think you mean it in a good way...lol)

pisly said...

I think #1 may have freaked out a little too loudly that anyone in the waiting room could have known it was her. I don't think HIPAA laws can prevent strangers from mentioning anything, just people directly involved in her medical history.

divabunny said...

i totally dont think it was the doc that leaked #1. i'm sure she and bf got into it and people found out and thats how it ended up here.

as far as OC- i'm reading it as orange county as in the show as in mischa. i'm reading "hit it" as had sex with. now does that make sense. ent said they werent nec hanging outphysically in oc.

each of the two said...

another loop,
ROYALTY, doesnt have to mean actualy royalty could be like rock royalty or sports royalty or just apointed royalty or something.

divabunny said...

i think its "real" royalty bc ent said he didnt know any and i would be willing to bet that ent knows sports, rock, hollywood, etc royalty. but it makes sense that he wouldnt know the real deal since they are from abroad. maybe they hooked up at the princess diana concert. thats what i'm thinking.

ManDJO said...

Oh yes, I was referring to your "punny" statement

Twisted Sister said...

Ohhhh....I thought you were talking about me being such a crab ass today.
Wheeewww!!!

Kory said...

I thought that MOM was an acronym for Man On Man.

Anywho all your guesses look better than mine, so I agree with all those.

Twisted Sister said...

I think it's real royalty, too. Probably Prince Charles. That guy screws everybody - even his best friends wives.

Anyone from the OC in England lately?

ManDJO said...

What about Ellen Pompeo? Her man has some skeletons in his closet!

ManDJO said...

For #1 I mean. Wasn't she saying something recently about him telling her all about his past?

ManDJO said...

For #4, Is Halle Berry single?

Twisted Sister said...

She's single but she has a super hot model b/f and they've been together a few years now, so not her.

Pinky said...

Single but involved with that gorgeous male model.

Pinky said...

LOL - Twisty!

ManDJO said...

Oh, I thought there were rumors of a break-up. hmmmmm
Wouldn't this be great if it was Jen A. Is she single, or isn't she? Some say she is still dating PS.

ManDJO said...

She is just so damn private!!

Twisted Sister said...

*Twisty*...lol. What anon called me Twisty Ties? I still laugh at that.

Mandjo, maybe that's why Jen A wants to meet his mother.

ManDJO said...

Ahhhhh.... Forgot about that.

nadiakotsev said...

I think Jennifer's right about OC being OxyContin. Defintely something a person can "hit hard"...and he mentions it not being in the OC.

Twisted Sister said...

He doesn't really use that phrase, those, Nadia. It says:

"#3 I'm not really one for royalty blind items because I don't know any, but I do know that recently there was some royalty that hit the OC hard. (you can take that however you want, but I don't think they were physically hanging out at Laguna Beach.)"

To me, the word "they" indicates he's talking about two people and royalty was hitting it.

divabunny said...

i agree twisted. he's def referring to a hook up

Melissa said...

I have to disagree. Now that it's pointed out, it does kinda sound like some royal is cracked out on Oxy. Of course, like I just did, most folks call it Oxy not OC here in the states.

And just to make it even more convoluted - Mischa's sister just went to rehab not too long ago for her addiction to Oxy.

So wait, then, Mischa was involved in a royal threesome? Mischa's hooked on oxy? I'm so confused.

nozee said...

#4
The pix of Penelope w/Bono makes her look pg..... Am I the only one who thinks so? And what's up with them anyway?

divabunny said...

i dont think people say that they "hit oxycontin" tho. its more like they are "addicted" but when someone hooks up, they def say they "hit it". reread the bi. he says they hit the oc hard (sex w/mischaor one of the other girls that was on the oc), but they werent necessarily in orange county physically. i think someone hooked up at the princess diana concert recently.

how does that sound?

pisly said...

I still think Ent meant a member of a royal family partied hard in Orange County.

DNfromMN said...

Y'know Posh and Becks get a lot of shopping done lately... #2. I'd love that. Really, Becks probably has more than one boyfriend

Melissa said...

About the Pene thing, I think it was just the wind, weren't they at the beach? And on the Bono thing, I thought she was just a professional beard...? So is Bono gay? I'm totally serious - they're hand holding is so effing contrived.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I don't think Bono is gay but I can't remember if he and his wife are split up or not.

Twisted Sister said...

Bono has a wife and four kids and I don't think anyone has ever wondered if he was gay, but hanging with PC does make one wonder.

vi said...

Could "royalty" be a meaning towards Brody Jenner (Princes of Malibu-reality tv series) with maybe Lauren Conrad from the other reality tv series Laguna Beach? Maybe they hit it hard at their recent party in Malibu...

Sweater said...

Negative, he's not hanging with PC for a beard. Seriously cannot believe you folks are entertaining such a silly theory.
1)Married check
2) kids check
3) in the political spotlight enough to have any sort of dirt spread quickly if it's true.

Pretty poor sleuths

Heigl for 1

kellysirkus said...

Ent, the best person to do the the "convincing" would be DS/ZX. Don't ya' think?

nate said...

So does this mean that Rachel Bilson is now officially a professional beard? Geez...are there any straight, single attractive men ANYWHERE in Hollywood?

Rachel said...

ENT- Just a suggestion, but I think it's more fun when you put little clues in the BIs. Its fun to go to IMDB and search as well as hear other people's theories as to why the clues fit their guesses. Thanks!

rosieprincess said...

What does discernible mean?
I though about Jennifer Aniston for #4. I dont know if she's seen as A list but recent pictures have created speculation she may have smething to hide as she is covering her midsection in front of photographers.

DivineJoy said...

You blind are too vague to guess. Here are 100 of shows on TV, and the Blist Dlist stuff is crap.

WeHoChick said...

It's pretty obvious that #2 are Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson. I wish Hayden would just come out since we all know anyways.

JustinD said...

I'm stumped for Number 1. I do thing EL needs to reevaluate the "B list, hit show" guidelines. Though I really like the Heigl guess as well.

Number 2 seems set to be the Star Wars dude. Though it's not like staying in the closet has been helping him much.

I really like the Oxycontin guess. I think hitting the Oxycontin is a phrase that sounds right.

Twisted Sister: I've read the comments from the last page till now and frankly, I think you're coming off a bit obsessive. Who the hell cares so much about what someone says on the internet and on an open blog? Did you happen to just discover the internet a year ago? I'm always amused when people on the internet think that being nice to each other is the norm.

Just ignore John and leave this cliquey bullshit alone about "voting people off". Like that's even possible.

Twisted Sister said...

Rosieprincess, it means 'that you can detect, or that you can tell'. He could mean it two ways. It could mean she doesn't seem to have a bf right now at all, or he could mean that it's rumored she's seeing someone but that she's sneaking around with him, so we can't really tell.

Justind, as everyone else seemed to understand, I was having a bad day yesterday anyway. If you really don't care what someone says on the internet, don't be so invested in what I've posted since it comes off a tad hypocritical, 'k?

And if sarcastic humor is over your head, you probably won't be having much fun here, dear. Just sayin'...

JustinD said...

Sarcastic? You might need to work on that. Dear.

And having "fun here"? A blog's comment area? Good lord.

You sound like a 50 year old that's just discovered the wonders of the Internet.

Twisted Sister said...

Justin D as in Justin Diamond? That would make things clearer. He's a control freak, too.

Yes, I'm sure when Pinky posted about banning John she was being sarcastic. If you don't get that, it's your problem.

And if you don't like that some of us were upset with John and posted about it, stfu and move on.

Letting your little girl panties get all bunched up in a wad just because we feel it's unnecessary for John to call us bitches, etc. shows your immaturity. Or maybe you're just one of those males who feels that's okay. (and wtf is a male doing so invested in a gossip forum if he's not the one running it?)

Go be a big boy and play with your GI Joe's - mommy really wouldn't approve of your being here with the grown ups.

tralala said...

Ok, back to gossip.....please?

#1 - the KH guess fits well. i'm gonna keep my eye on that relationship.

#2 - already solved

#3 - no idea who's hitting oxycontin - not familiar with royalty and maybe b/c it's written so vague, it's implying the obvious: prince harry or william (i guess harry)

#4 - RZ is a good guess. i'm having a hard time imagining JA being it unless it's to steal some brangelina thunder.

K said...

#2 Good choice for Hayden and Rachel!

#3 Melikes the Misha option

Twisted Sister said...

Tralala wrote:
"i'm having a hard time imagining JA being it unless it's to steal some brangelina thunder."


Now there's an interesting theory. I'm thinking it's not JA because it's pretty out there that she's dating Paul Sculfor. Still, an interesting theory.

huntergrayson said...

If the royalty is *actual* royalty, the third one is undoubtedly Mischa and Harry -- they both attended this polo match last year.

Four is Renee Z. All the other A+ actresses are taken/married.

kellysirkus said...

#4 - I think Penelope Cruz looks pregnant in recent photos of her in long black dress.
#3 - -I think "OC" is OxyContin, not a cast member from OC or Laguna Beach:the real OC or whatever that lame-ass show is. Maybe it's that whack prince married to ZsaZsa - he's def on something!
#2 - seems that one's a lock, but I'm always getting the same vibe from Claire Danes and the dude she's hanging with
#1 - I don't even want to know. Seems every celeb has an STD or 2 anyway.

Twisted Sister said...

I think EL repeated the word 'home' so many times as a clue. Here they are coming out of Home Depot:

http://www.eonline.com/photogallery/index.jsp?category=editors&galleryUUID=320dd196-bd66-4355-afe6-e9f50c5fd876&uuid=ce72029e-204c-47ca-944c-d85c16c678d5&t=1185653132493

k said...

good guess about OC on #3, kellysirkus! I was totally lost on that one.

ruiqiu said...

So, if Perez is reporting that Britney's sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant (she's 16!), who is the father?



#1 Another pregnancy? This singer's sister is sporting a baby bump and rumor has it the singer's boyfriend was the one who gave it to her which would be really odd considering that everyone just assumes the singer's boyfriend is gay.

Helena said...

for BI#1.....wouldn't it be hilarious if this was Eva Longoria? I know it doesn't say the actress in question is married, but maybe that's to keep us guessing for longer?

Bryn said...

Could the "royalty" in #3 be a reference to something like Queen Latifa, or Prince, or some "royal" name like that? Michael Jackson, "prince of pop" or Perez, "Queen of all media" etc.?

I also want to know what the reference is to the mystery actress - please someone, post a link.

Twisted Sister said...

Here's my question about #3. If it were about Michael Jackson or Queen L., any celeb in music, flim, television, etc., EL would be in the know. He specifically said he doesn't know about Royalty. Unless he's talking about the Beckham's, since they only recently arrived, and are being viewed as either royalty or the second coming of the Lord, isn't he talking about Royalty, as in British Royalty?

Bryn and others, I think the mystery actress being referred to is the pic EL posted just showing the legs and feet of an actress, saying he'd like her to participate here in a Q & A type of thing the way ZX/DS did. If you scroll back through Friday, (or maybe Thurs) and look for the photo with just the legs and feet, you'll find his entry.

Twisted Sister said...

Bryn, etc -
Scroll almost 2/3's down the page and look for the title, "So I Need Your Help" and you'll find it.

julielucca said...

#4. Jen Aniston

Bryn said...

Thanks everyone for the "mystery actress" help!

elaine23 said...

the Jamie Lynn BI was about the star that thought she was pregnant but had not taken the test. its in this wek's enquirer.