Friday, September 14, 2007

Pimpa Joe Really Is A Pimp


Earlier in the week I told you what an ass Pimpa made of himself in Vegas. Well it turns out the comments he made about bouncers was only at the end of a very long evening of making an ass of himself.

While at the nightclub trolling for ladies with his daughter Ashlee and her boyfriend Pete Wentz, Pimpa would stop whenever he saw a good looking guy. No, even Joe doesn't do guys. Well I don't think he does, but you never know. Anyway, he would go up to the guys and say that he was trying to find someone for Jessica to go out with and say why she was a great date, and probably that she would pay for the date and maybe even put out, and that he would set Jessica up with them. He got a phone number from each of the guys he spoke with and said he would pass them on to his assistant who would then set up dates for them with Jessica over the course of the next month.

He didn't take any cash from the guys but he will take their soul if they go through with it an no doubt be there if she does put out.

9 comments:

Cali Girl said...

That whole family needs to just cut that creep out of their lives permanently. The wife needs to leave him, the daughters need to walk away. He no doubt wants to live vicariously thru the guys he's trying to hook her up with. Probably will call them to ask all the intimate details. He makes my teeth itch.

LinaB said...

I just threw up in my mouth..A Dad is supposed to screen what the Daughter brings home, NOT go out and get it for her!!!!!!!!!!!

La Solitaria said...

I am sooo, sooo mad at him. I have been wanting to tell him what is on my mind for years. He truly, truly has sold his soul to the devil. It is hard to believe he was ever a preacher that preached values. Goes to show that you CANNOT serve both God and money. His God is money. I am a Christian who believes that losing your salvation is extremely hard, but I truly believe he knew the Truth and then walked away from his beliefs to become a slave to money and to his own selfish desires. He makes me livid more than anyone or anything in Hollywood. Perhaps mainly because of the influence he had on his daughters and other young people around them. Livid, I tell you! Boy, if only I could let him know what was on my mind!

J said...

Well said la solitaria! I completely agree with you. Are he and Tina still married? What's creepy is that Tina was in his youth group when he was first a youth pastor. Ewwwwwwww

AB - Houston said...

Ent, you left out the part about where he told them he would have to follow the whole evening taking pictures so he could sell them to the tabs, and then later on watch if she put out.

Why can I picture this man at the bus station picking up runaways, buying them a Big Mac and orange drink and telling them he's going to make them huge stars if they just go out with his friends and be nice to them?

Fabiola Thing said...

What a gem this man is!

Jewels said...

I didn't know 'Laboutin' made sneakers! (joke! joke!) LOL!

Poo Rang said...

Those poor girls... actually I don't feel sorry for Jessica, only Asslee :)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Jessica, you are well over 21 years old now. Its time to take charge of your own life. Leave the pimp behind.