Friday, September 14, 2007

Sting Loves Him Some Hookers


Just what every rock star needs. After a sold out Hamburg show, Sting decided to forego groupie sex and just head straight for the professionals. Sting spent all of Tuesday night at the Relax nightclub which isn't really a nightclub, but is instead one of the most norotorious brothels in Germany and specialize in almost every fantasy imaginable and their workers come in every size, shape and sex imaginable as well for a very high cost.

Sting's publicist said that Sting isn't ashamed of spending the night in a brothel and that he and Trudie both enjoy spending time in them.

Nice. A husband and wife that do hookers together stay together. That's what I always say. Unfortunately the ex-wives didn't quite see it the same way.

9 comments:

Janele said...

"Unfortunately the ex-wives didn't quite see it the same way."

What did he mean by this? Is he referring to a blind that I'm forgetting?

donna said...

tantric hooker sex??? wheew .. maybe sting will write another song about pros .. and trudie can sing backup

simone said...

At least he's honest about it.

Twisted Sister said...

Janele, EL is teasing us about the many ex-wives he always says he has.

Janele said...

Ohh..ok. I thought I was missing something.

SpiN said...

what was Sting's previous wife's name? his H.S. sweetie he wrote "every little thing she does is magic" for?

simone said...

Frances Tomelty(sp) is Gordon's first wife.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I guess ol' Roxanne will have to put on the red light after all.

Jerry said...

Except the publicist didn't say they enjoy spending time in a brothel, he said they enjoy spending time in a strip club, which is what Relax is on the surface. Of course, we all know better but at least give the publicist some credit.

Wait, did I just say that?