Monday, October 08, 2007
Has anyone figured out why Jessica Simpson is looking for an apartment in New York City? Just because she got laid there doesn't mean she needs to move there. Jessica says she is moving to New York because it is close to her record label. That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. My guess is that she needed to get herself in the news, and an easy way to do it is to say you are thinking of moving to a city. The only other choice she had was to call one of the guys her dad prescreened for sexual goodness and he could be the new romance of her life.
Of course one could imagine that perhaps Pimpa is coming up with the dough to finance a Broadway musical for Jessica to star in with himself as casting director and buying himself the biggest casting couch. Are they bringing Dukes of Hazard to Broadway?