Friday, December 21, 2007

Could I Have An Arrest Please

This is turning out to be one of the slowest days in gossip news for the past several months. I really don't want to write or read anymore about Jamie Lynn Spears. I don't care what Blair from Facts Of Life has to say about it and I sure don't need to hear another clip of Britney Spears acting even dumber than usual by questioning again whether her sister is really pregnant.

There are no Lindsay Lohan antics and no ridiculous statements from Denise and Charlie. What is a blogger supposed to do? I could write about Sacha Baron Cohen and his killing off of Borat and Ali G, but that sentence would be about the extent of the story.

I did get another e-mail from Gift Clement after our lengthy diatribe towards her. I will be working on a response to her over the weekend. So, I thought I would give everyone a little bit more of what you all love most anyway. Blind Items. Sure, there will be Random Photos later, although I may fall asleep if I have to see any more celebrities on the beach or skiing.

Where is a good lesbian ass grab of Jessica Biel when I need it?

For those of you bored out of your minds over Christmas, I will be doing some posting. I'll be just as bored as you and so could use the distraction. Plus, I heard it is not a good idea to actually drink for four consecutive days without at least a 30 minute break every 4 hours.

AP checked in with me yesterday and offered up the fact that she was at a movie theater recently for a premiere. The place was packed but the A list star of the film, and a number one film it was, spent the second 30 minutes of the film getting serviced first by hand and then by mouth from his companion. They were in the back row, but AP and several other people witnessed the action as they made their way to the bathroom.

22 comments:

__-__=__ said...

I guess you could resort to posting music pictures???????? Many of us enjoyed those. After all, it's a slow time.

Brit Brit said...
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Brit Brit said...

just post picture of the people in the blind items so we can think who goes to what items

Rebecca said...

Was The Golden Compass ever at #1? If so, I vote Ian McKellan.

(there are 2 Rebeccas on this site; I am the other one.)

Twisted Sister said...

Wouldn't the other Rebecca also post that there are two, and she is the other one? ;-)

pokrchick said...

A list + #1 film (I am Legend) = Will Smith

muraco said...

I Am Legend was no. 1 this week, and Golden Compass last week. But 'companion' does not indicate if the 'servicer' was male or female.

Rebecca said...

TS: no, really, I am the other one. She is the one.

I am going off what ENT said as "recently".

Somehow 3somes seem more Will Smith's kink than pubic indiscretion, and I doubt an old queen (not that there's anything wrong with that) like Ian McKellan would care in the slightest what people think.

And "Companion" is so delightfully gender vague.

Julie said...

hrm will smith....sounds about right.

vamp said...

will smith and his companion tom cruise...im sure its true somewhere if it isnt them for this particular one lol

mngddess said...

I Am Legend made HUGE box office numbers. AP should have goten some photos.

And can I be her best friend?

heh

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

Jack Nicholson's new movie just premiered. It sounds like something Jack would do. I am not sure whether it is a number one film though.

Twisted Sister said...

Rebecca, that's cute. You should change your handle to 'theotherrebecca' so we know which one you are.

sistermaryhotpantz, I lmao every time I see your name here.

Rebecca said...

TS: I read that as TheoBarrecca, and was wondering who Theo Barrerreca was.

The announcements in WalMORT for Assistant Manager" always sound like Sister Mary Patrick to me. I didn't kow she had hot pants tho.

Still think it's Ian McKellan.
[the other Rebecca]

Mooshki said...

Ent, you could give us another clue to WD's identity - that would keep us busy! :)

Gossip Monger said...

jada and will's daughter (isn't the daughter in the movie)were both present at the premiere that tom cruise attended

i would hope even will smith could control himself with his young daughter there and I don’t think jada would look too kindly on will making her look like the fool because he is fooling around with gmd aka tom cruise at an event where jada was present.

And don’t you think if tom cruise was the “companion” EVERY gossip rag and blog would have been talking about it or at least alluding to it?

Miss X said...

Hmmm...not sure what movie Jake recently opened... ;)

Probably not him as he can't really open a movie by himself.

I don't think it's Will Smith.

Trix said...

I dont see how it could NOT be will smith...it says last week number one movie, which was I Am Legend.

trashtalker said...

Patrick Dempsey? Enchanted was No. 1 about three weeks ago.

In November, there was Bee Movie (Seinfeld) and American Gangster (Denzel and Russell).

Cosmic said...

Jack Nicholson and Jenna Jamison.

liveunderarock said...

Tyler Perry "Why Did I Get Married"

Miss X said...

Trix, it says "recently" not last week.

I still don't think it was Will Smith.