Friday, April 18, 2008

Little Red Shizzle


In the next year or so, your child may come running up to you and bring you a copy of Dianetics to read. Whoops. Wrong house. Anyway in your house your kid will come up running with the book Where's The Cheese? Seems as if Snoop Dogg is becoming an author of children's books. His first one will be targeted at children growing up in urban environments. I can only imagine that a book entitled Where's The Cheese will probably be on par with the socio-political messages of Dr. Seuss, and will no doubt refer to the US government's infamous cheese program. Of course it could just be about a rat looking for cheese. The rat could be called Ben and there could be a song about it and maybe Michael Jackson could sing it.

Seriously, I think it will be a great book and as a bonus for the adults. When your kids have outgrown the book, each page can be turned into rolling paper with the simple to follow diagram that comes with every book.

17 comments:

p m said...

i would, indeed, buy that book/rolling paper combo.

jax said...

lol

Sylvia said...

LOL

Sylvia said...

I can't see this guy writing kids books.

RagDoll said...

Ican't see this guy writing a grocery list.

cinnarose said...

Rolling paper? Bah. Real men smoke blunts.

DNfromMN said...

don't you need a rolling paper to make a blunt? I'm confused.

Anyway, they can sell it next to the "Why does mommy look different" plastic surgery book that just got published.

RagDoll said...

dnfrommn:

"blunts" are hollowed-out cigar bodies. They take out the tobacco on the inside, and roll up the green stuff with the leftover leaf "casings."

Um, I...uh..."GUESS" that's how it "might" "allegedly" be done, that is....

someone said...

Of course he can write children's books! I love people who challenge stereotypes this way! I will definitely buy his books.

Rap music is in iambic pentameter (generally) and is often cleverly written.

I think that in spite of the photo, he is actively making a positive effort to improve "urban communities."

jax said...

i read this great "kids" book about the alphabet and it was twisted as hell!

A is for Alice who fell down the stairs and had a pic of her all fucked up at the bottom of the stairs.

B is for Bobby who drowned in the tub..it was so awful but so well done. im going to hell arent i?

Trix said...

Hey Jax, Shel Silverstein wrote a book like that once. It was hilarious.

So um Ragdoll will you be my new best friend? lol

RagDoll said...

Trix, does the clock strike 4:20 twicee a day? :)

Jax, The Gashleycrumb Tinies!!!! By Edward Gorey!!! I had the alphabet calendar pinned up in my old cubicle, but my boss made me take it down....

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

SHINIZZLE...

jax said...

you f*ckin stoner hippies...lol.
save some for me.

jax said...
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jax said...

oops double post..weird.
thnx i will look for boith guys..it was hilarious.

Trix said...

Ragdoll is surely does, and The Day will be on Sunday :) 4:20 all day! lol