Monday, July 07, 2008

Conspiracy Theory Of The Day


So, by now I'm sure you have heard that Nicole Kidman spawned. She gave birth to a daughter and I think the name is some type of code. I know, I know, but I just think that it is really strange that Nicole chose the name Sunday Rose.

Yes, it was Nicole who chose the name. Do any of you honestly think Keith Urban makes any decisions in the family? Seriously? He doesn't. He just says uh-huh a whole lot.

So, when Suri was born, Tom Cruise released a statement saying that the name Suri meant red rose. So, why on earth if you are Nicole Kidman would you name your child the same damn thing as your ex's kid, only in English instead of in the butchered Hebrew that Tom used. Suri doesn't mean rose, but Tom thought it did. I also thought that that the one activity everyone associates with Sundays other than recovering from massive hangover and football is in fact church. I'm going with that one because Suri was allegedly born on a Tuesday. If it was a Sunday, then call up Coast to Coast and start playing that Twilight Zone music.

And finally, although Nicole had to stick her bony Kidman name in there, if you go with the traditional initials, the name of the new baby is SRU. Looks as close to Suri as you can get without the i.

Sure, this is maybe just a coincidence. Fine, I can accept that. But, think about this. If you allegedly had the worst divorce ever and you aren't allowed to see your kids and you were allegedly miserable, wouldn't you name your daughter Fred or something? Anything to make sure it totally stood apart from your ex's kid's name?

It just seems freaking odd to me and wonder if she got a big check or something. Like I said, it's a conspiracy theory.

40 comments:

Mooshki said...

I still don't believe she was actually pregnant.

Ernestine said...

I wondered about the whole Rose thing, too. I also like the name Sunday a HELL of a lot better than Suri. That name is stupid.

Today's my birthday, too! 07/07 rules. Sunday Rose better grow up appreciating the magic of this date.

adrian said...

I want to know who the real mom is.
From what I understand, her sister hasn't been seen in public for months....hmmmmm...

mngddess said...

Look at that photo of her and Keith! Her face is FROZEN!!

What the hell kinda name is Sunday? I can only hope that subsequent (hah!) children are named Monday through Saturday.

You know - Monday Daisy, Tuesday Violet, and so on....

And Enty - the website doesn't have that delay anymore Whoopee!!!

mngddess said...

Happy Birthday, Ernestine!!!
One ringy dingy, two ringy dingies..

ms_wonderland said...

Sunday, Bloody, Sunday.

valentina said...

I am glad I'm not the only one who thought she looked like she was sporting a faux baby belly. She never seemed to gain the baby weight that even much younger female celebs seemed to gain.

I also laughed out loud at this entry several times. Not that I don't believe it, because it seemed entirely plausible, but it was just written in such an entertaining way. Thanks, I need that.

jax said...

i thought the conspiracy was that her sister carried the babay for her?

i dont know my bible but was it a SUNDAY that jesus,not Xenu..ROSE?
thought i'd add to your story EL.lol.

Kristen S. said...

Rose was Urban's grandmother or something. The baby was supposedly born on Sunday. Not much of a mystery there.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

awww, its no worse than nameng your kid Moon Unit. Finally Nicole has the baby she always wanted, even if she didn't really have it. Congrats.

kris said...

brendalove...good point. Hope she can/will actually spend time with this one...

agg852 said...

I find it intersting that she gave birth "in Nashville." No physician or hospital is named.

Emma31 said...

Adiran GOOD POINT. Bones never looked past 6 months pregnant.

vitazza said...

IDK Emma,
You and Adrian could be correct!
But you Know as well as I that HIPPA is alive and well..would you say she gave birth in your facility?? Perhaps wanted the baby to have US citizenship first...questions, questions????

Emma31 said...

Vitazza... true, true, but the hospitals love this kind of press. The media always "outs" the hospitals for a celeb. birth. But i see your point.

vitazza said...

Yes!! but remember when Clooney and Larson had the Bike accident ...32 Hospital staff persons were let go for speaking to the media without PERMISSION ....32 PEOPLE FIRED!!

mngddess said...

Is Nicole still seeing her other two children or did TommyGirl take them away from her??

PalsProtege said...

No hospital
No time of birth

Nothing to ease the surrogate suspicions

Alpine Summer said...

And, we were right. No naked Nicki-and-baby-bun pictures graced magazine covers.

Honestly, I've mellowed on her. She's not hurting anyone. She obviously wanted a baby, so whether or not she carried it doesn't matter to me. I just hope she'll care for it. Tommy, I've not mellowed on. Grr.

adrian said...

I hope I am around long enough to eventually learn who the true father of Suri is & who the true mother of Sunday is.
And if Nicole was really pregnant, there is no way she would be able to keep bleaching her hair, bleaching her skin, & botoxing it up.
She was red-haired & freckled, now she is colorles & blond. That is not natural.

bionic bunny! said...

happy birthday, ernestine! today is also my son's birthday! 27!

Cheryl said...

Speaking of Tom Cruise connections, both Katie and Nicole have had "suspicious" pregnancies.

Mel said...

I don't usually buy into the whole conspiracy thing but Nicole has had the oddest pregnancy, very suss.

The name 'Sunday Rose' sounds like a stripper's name to me, poor little girl.

Alpine Summer said...

Nicole did have some little teeny wrinkles show up near the end of the pregnancy, but, you're right, she never stopped dying her hair. I don't know about the skin bleaching; I didn't know there was a cure for freckles.

Grace said...

Nicole has small hips and long legs. There's no room for that baby to burrow deep into her pelvis.

Now me -- I have "birthin' hips" -- large pelvis with plenty of room for that baby.

I wasn't that large throughout except for the very end, when I popped. And my baby weighed about the same as hers, almost exactly.

Nicole never popped out. Very odd.

adrian said...

Alpine--when she first started, she was very freckled. I am not sure what she did to her complexion.

nunaurbiz said...

According to Keith's website, keithurban.net, Sunday was born on Monday. I would think if they named her Sunday because she was born on Sunday, they would have said she was born on that day. However, Nicole and Keith were married on a Sunday.

nunaurbiz said...

This is Keith's rep's official statement:

"Nicole and Keith are delighted to announce that Nicole Kidman gave birth to a baby girl on Monday morning, July 7, 2008, in the United States. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban weighed 6 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces. Husband Keith was by Nicole's side and mother and baby are very well."

Alpine Summer said...

Adrian, haha. I wasn't doubting that she did something to her complexion. I was making a joke (that didn't translate via internet very well) because I am, myself, covered in freckles. I know I could bleach my red hair, but I didn't know what you could do for your skin. Without coming out looking like Michael Jackson, natch.

adrian said...

Alpine--I knew you weren't serious!!!
I just hate when people talk about how gorgeous she is. There is not 1 original part on her head, including her complexion!! If you have enougzh money, you can pretty much change anything you want!!
Keep your freckles!! They go with your coloring. (I know that thanks to the reader photos lol :) )

Caroline said...

I think Nicole and Keith are such a mis-matched pair. How long till they get divorced? She is creepy. He is just blah.

RagDoll said...

adrian: 4% hydroquinone mixed with 10% Alpha hydroxy acid and strong retioids will bleach freckles, if used daily...

Ent. sounds like one of us trying to pick apart his BI's for clues, no? LOL!

adrian said...

Thanks Ragdoll-- I don't have freckles, but I will retain this in case I get liver spots in about 30 years!

Alpine Summer said...

Ragdoll, when applied topically?

silas said...

Earlier today when I read that she had the baby, I thought: Why did she name that baby Sunday? She should've named her Tuesday or January instead!

Maybe there is some sort of correlation though. Maybe she's always wanted a child, always wanted to name her daughter Rose, and Tom named his daughter Suri out of spite and as a last stab to say "You've been replaced and this is the daughter we'll never have together".

jp said...

Mngddess:

Nicole's dad is a psychologist, which by definition is a no-no to Scientologists. Scilons believe that all "psychs" (they make no distinctions between psychiatrists and psychologists) should be eradicated. Tom was allegedly pressured to divorce Nicole because her dad was a psychologist and because Nicole no longer believed in the cult. So he slowly disconnected their kids from her.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

It looks like there was a big fat cocktail photoshopped out of Keith's hand.

Karen said...

Nicole is a natural blonde who is no longer dying her hair red. She has stated this before.
I'm so happy for her - she finally has the baby she has always wanted. God bless her new bundle of joy.
Thank God she doesn't have to raise her baby daughter as a Scientologist.

trashtalker said...

You know how when you get your initials monogrammed on something (like towels or whatever), the initial of the last name is in the middle and much bigger than the other two letters?

S-U-R (with a BIG U)

Suspicious, indeed.

Did she do it on purpose? I'd like to think not. But I'd feel pretty damn stupid the first time I got my kid's initials monogrammed on something and realized it spelled out the first three letters of my ex-from-hell's baby's name (which itself only has four letters).

Carrie said...

I have a very tall thin friend. We were both pregnant during two of our pregnancies. Her first were twins and I was having my third. I am short and not thin. People asked me if I was having TRIPLETS and she never looked a full 9 months! The next pregnancy she had a single birth and never looked more than 6 months pg and NEVER wore maternity clothes!!! Life is NOT FAIR. Was Nicole pg? She could have laid to rest rumors with pictures of her stomach, but why? She wanted a baby and now she has one. Did she really carry it? Who knows? Now katE? I don't believe that Suri is Tom's and no one could convince me otherwise.