Friday, July 11, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Carole King - Hollywood, FL
It has been a long time since I have seen Amy Irving. If I remember correctly she is the only actress who has been nominated for a Razzie and an Academy Award for the same performance in the same year. Yentl.
The makes me laugh photo of the day goes to Avid Merrion. This is a guy I would love to go drinking with.
First time appearance for Eric Etibari. Since it is his first time, we will go ahead and overlook his tribute to Color Me Badd.

I never thought I would actually say this. Well, I guess it is not actually saying when you are typing, because that would just be strange. Carrie Underwood on vacation by herself. I have looked at photos from every angle, and she is alone, on the beach, surrounded by people who don't even know or care who she is. To make up for that she then posted a sign in the sand that said American Idol Winner.
Three guys from C.S.I. A blind item magnet of a show, yet none of these guys has been one. From L to R - A.J. Buckley, Carmine Giovinazzo, and Eddie Cahill.
My French is rusty. Actually it is non-existent except for the word alcool. But, I believe the title of Carla Bruni's new CD is "As If Nothing Had Happened." Well let me tell you stuff did happen, so don't go pretending it didn't.
I was under the impression that no one ever got rejected from Flavor Of Love. Apparently I was wrong as Beetlejuice has proved to me with his lovely collection of fine upstanding women.
It's a phone people. A phone. And guess what? It will still be there tomorrow and the next day. I know you can't wait to impress the people in the Hamptons this weekend, but it is a phone. You don't think people in London would act so crazy and stupid do you? Do you?

Ummm. Guess they would. My bad.
Freddie McGregor - Brooklyn
The Entourage boys filming on Adrian Grenier's 32nd birthday. Happy birthday Adrian.
Who knew Eva Longoria could read?

Today's fashion disaster goes to, Kabir who is joined by Roisin Murphy who always looks amazing.

Today's runner-up who will take over the throne should Kabir not live up to the standards I impose subjectively is Kinder Uggagini which I think translates to Kids Shouldn't Wear Uggs.
Continuing the randomness with Jade Jagger.
Julie Hagerty is always smiling. Always. I really do love her. Just so funny and doesn't get the credit for just throwing perfect lines out there to be hit.

Lil Wayne - Austin



First time appearance for Luis Salgado.
Kelly King - Brooklyn
k.d. lang - Berlin

Rascal Flatts - New York



Nelly Furtado - Dresden
So the guy on the left is Miles Siggins and he is the stylist for American Idol. I know, I know. But hey at least he is with Orlando Jones. Love him.
See it works. Seduced.
Michael Bolton - Brooklyn
Hey Melbourne Australia. You are getting Wicked and LA is losing it. You need to go see it.



So after all the success the Danish Royalty had with their MTV Cribs style show, The Netherlands had to take the plunge.
Styx - Seattle
When people say smirk, or having a fake smile, I think Soledad O'Brien exemplifies it rather well. That is the most patronizing look I have ever seen.
You want randomness? How about Stephen Collins and Drew Lachey in Chicago doing promos for their show.

35 comments:

Grace said...

Marriage seems to agree with Eva Longoria. She actually looks fed!

adrian said...

or pregnant!

Melanie looks as if she has Bell's Palsy.

notvotingforsuckno said...

Melbourne:
Don't waste your time. Wicked suuuuuucks.

sassafrass said...

Eva Fangoria looks pregnant.

Ernestine said...

Eva Longoria is a fucking midget hag. I seriously hate her, and she is NOT HOT AT ALL. The hottest chick on that show is Felicity Huffman. William H. MACY is sexier than Eva fucking Longoria. GOD, I hate her.

You know who IS hot, though? Jade Jagger. Talk about getting the best genes from both parents. Jeebus. I don't care what anyone says -- back in the day, Mick Jagger was a pretty, pretty man. And Bianca was basically the female Mick in terms of appearance; they were both complete narcissists, so it makes sense that they hooked up with their exact physical counterparts.

Wow, Enty! Styx AND Michael Bolton in the SAME post!

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

It warms the cockles of my heart to see Julie Haggerty again.... but I still wouldn't trust her with The Nest Egg.

Styx can still bring it, too.

CarolMR said...

Amy Irving looks great.

DNfromMN said...

Are Stephen Collins and Drew Lachey doing Spamalot? Random.

The AI stylist looks like Ryan Seacrest's dad. That's a scary resemblance.

And what happened to Orlando Jones? He went from being the next big thing to being no one.

Ent, what are you implying about Carla Bruni?

mags said...

Fantastic pic of Carole King.

nancer said...

eva sure looks pregnant to me.

selenakyle said...

Yep, or at least being a normal HUMAN like the rest of us. 'Course, she probably already castrated the poor pap who snapped this pic...

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Beetlejuice!!!! LOL

Harriet Hellfire said...

I didn't know high heeled bowling shoes existed. It's been a long time since I got this excited.

Reese said...

Love the swipe at Soledad O'Brien, I loathe her; she is the walking embodiment of all things fake.

Jade Jagger did score well in the gene pool; every one of Mick's kids are good looking, but Jade has always been gorgeous. Has always been very thin and doesn't look her age either.

Julie Haggerty is holding up very well; she must be in her late 40s by now. I agree that she has always been underrated.

equinox said...

WTF is wrong w/Eva's body? Even I look better in a bikini than that.

I LOVE that Carrie Underwood is confident enough to be on the beach by herself.

Melanie Griffin's facing is horrible.

I hope Wicked doesn't suck, I have tickets.

RagDoll said...

For a present I would like: Kelly King's hair, and Soledad O'Brien's dress, please. Thank you!

I wish my Mom could meet a dude who looks just like Stephen Collins. They'd make a cute couple, LOL!

The Dude Abides said...

Styx....ugh. Has there ever been a more fatuous, pretentious set of lyrics than Come Sail Away? I gagged the first time I heard that song, then I laughed in disbelief at my friends who liked it.

I'm sailing away,
Set an open course for the virgin sea,
'Cause I've got to be free,
Free to face the life that's ahead of me,
on board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard,
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore,
And I'll try, Oh Lord I'll try, to carry on

It still cracks me up, all these years later.

adrian said...

sounds better when Cartman sings it! heh heh!

blankprincess said...

Everything sounds better when Cartman sings it.

"WEEEEEEELLLL..."

adrian said...

"You Will Respect My Authoritah!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOWK7Tam01M

surfer said...

Love, love, love Carole King. Tapestry is one of the best albums ever.

Glad to see Nelly lost the bottle blond - she looks so much better as a brunette.

Is Carrie really alone? She looks pretty close to those two guys.

Alcool is a very good word to know Ent!

Luis Salgado looks like a younger version of Ivan Reitman.

Talent aside, k.d. lang was never attractive, but wth has she morphed into? And how about clothes that actually fit?

No more Spanish royals?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

For the life of me, I can't seem to summon up any snark today. I'M LOSING IT!!!!

adrian said...

hang in there brendalove--you can do it!!

Rebecca said...

Blue Steel Seduction by Antonio Banderas.

trashtalker said...

Focus, people! Which blinds were Gary Sinise and/or Melina Kanakaredes? (Or somebody else on CSI:NY?)

gossip said...

Eva looks preggas.

Seeing Wicked in Melb in a couple of weeks time. Still peeved I missed Boeing Boeing because of its Sydney season being cancelled.

Production Girl said...

Wait! When did they start making high heeled bowling shoes?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

@ Reese -- she just turned 53!!!!!

@ the dude -- The non-Dennis DeYoung members of Styx had a biiiiiig falling-out with DDY several years ago. Lawsuits, counter-lawsuits, the works. The net result is that they don't play ANY of the songs that DeYoung wrote anymore -- it's only the Tommy Shaw and JT Taylor stuff. Which is a lot more rockin' than "Come Sail Away"....

Judi said...

Thx for the pics of King, Irving, and Jade Jagger, Enty.
Love these guys from CSI! Great jobs in great roles on a good show. Wishing them continued success and boatloads of $$. VERY curious about which BIs and whom.
VERY curious as well about stuff that happened re Bruni!
IPhones suck today.
Eva has a typical pear-shaped bod. She looks healthy. Still can't stand her.
Love Julie Hagerty. Yup, perfect lines out of nowhere. Hilarious.
Bye, bye, Wicked. Thx for a great show.

The Dude Abides said...

@pimp: that's a relief about Styx not playing his songs anymore. Their rock stuff didn't bother me nearly as much.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Although I can only admit that Eva Longoria is a lot thinner and a lot fitter than I am, I have to say that she looks odd. It looks like she either had her love handles liposuctione'd off, or has all the curvy stuff pinched behind her back with some sort of clip. Like a size 2 fashion garment on a size 0 model.

bionic bunny! said...

oh, dnfrommn! i'm so glad someone else spotted that!
those are DEFINITELY python related shirts!! (i SO want so see spamalot! and i LOVE stephen collins!)

WHAT is the problem with "come sail away"? is it just because i grew up on the ocean that i gravitate toward songs with "sailing" in them? remember, i AM the resident the parrot head here.

@ adrian and princess: you are SO right!! "kyle's mom" was my old ring tone!

Mooshki said...

Bunny, I kind of think Stephen Collins is the next generation of William Shatner. He writes, he sings, his ego and cheese-factor are off the charts... :)

Mooshki said...

p.s. If you haven't already, you MUST watch "The Babysitter's Seduction." It also stars Kerri Russell, and it's my favorite Lifetime movie ever.

blankprincess said...

@ Bionic Bunny

That rules that you had "Kyle's Mom" as your ringtone! That is my fave!

"WEEELLLL..."
"Don't say it!"
"WEEELLLL..."
"CARTMAN!"
"WEEELLLL Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

LOL