Just when I thought Lindsay Lohan could not get more annoying she has found a way. She is apparently now fluent in Yiddish and she speaks about herself in the third person. She posted a note on her celebrity blog about how she has been getting so many e-mails from people wanting to know if she and Samantha are still together. So, of course she had to respond. Or, at least someone pretending to be her responded. Read it and see if you think Lindsay could honestly string together these sentences.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
Yeah, I really needed that clarification. Oh, and if you don't want to click over to her page, she is currently listening to "Happy Together." You want to know what I think? I think Lindsay Lohan thinks turtles are something that you see at an aquarium or the guy on Entourage. There is no way she knows the song, which leads me to believe someone with some music knowledge wrote it. Oh, who cares? Not me. But, you still want to have a really good time? Read the comments. They are better than on Kim Kardashian's site. Here is one of my favorites.
Woohoo!! What a great piece of news! Not to mention coming straight from you, Ms. Lohan, herself!...
I'm doing flips in my office room now!...My sub-ordinates would think that their 'boss' is kinda crazy right now but I.Don't.Care!!...I'm too happy - finally got to read/hear this piece of 'new' straight from you, Lindsay!
LLSR both looked so cute, adorable, SO-In-Love and seriously committed in regards to your relationship!...I am with LLSR all the way and wish you lovely girls would stay this way... Together...Forever. :)
Kisses to both of you! muah!muah! hehehe!
Take Care of each other well okay, Linds?
Stay well and strong, dear Linds and Sam. Luv You Both!