Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Proud To Be An American



I bet you thought this was going to be some kind of inauguration post when you read the title didn't you? No, nothing like that. Instead I'm just so proud that a country like mine which has brought joy to so many in the form of Coors Light, Miller Lite and the Bartles & Jaymes guys can also turn a former Miss USA winner into a porn star.

Kelli McCarty won the Miss USA title in 1991. Since then she has made her fame doing soaps and I think was even the subject of a soap blind item. I need to go back and check. Anyway, she has decided that if she is going to get paid for her minimal acting talent she would rather do it naked and get paid more. So, she is now officially a porn star. I don't recall that being a part of her talent at the Miss USA competition but maybe she gave a preview to some of the judges. Kelli says she has always wanted to be a porn star and that it combines her two favorite things. Acting and sex. Well hopefully she is better at the sex than she is at the acting. I have seen her on the soap Passions and I guess you could call it acting in the sense that she was playing a character other than herself.

Her parents must be so proud. I mean to see their little girl spend all those years doing the beauty pageants and culminating in a Miss USA title and almost a Miss Universe title to now spending her life faking orgasms for money on film. It truly is the American dream.

18 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Having sex is not acting talent. We all do it.

Ror said...

So what's the protocol for her dad when beating off to her porno's?

Does he congratulate her on her latest film? Say nothing? Ask her to autograph them?

That's one big elephant in the room at Thanksgiving.

Just sayin'

Paisley said...

Isn't she a little old to start a porn career?

blossom6673 said...

what the hell happened to her face between miss usa and miss porno? wtf?

Mooshki said...

The sad thing is, this almost DOES seem to be the new American dream. Get famous and be a slut.

Julie said...

holy crap! I didn't realize that was Beth until you said Passions. i knew i recognized the name. wow.

i loved passions. its the only soap i ever watched...i kinda liked beths story line.

RakeshR said...

Beth! lol
This is not that shocking. She did softcore before Passions. I actually thought she was doing a great job on Passions. She looks so fugly now. I don't know why people would want to ruin their skin by using all these botox crap.

I wonder what Edna and Precious will say to this? lol

Sonia said...

She has had so much plastic surgery she is almost unrecognizable. Sad... because she was a very beautiful woman before she went under the knife.

*girl said...

I tried to see what blind it might have been but the only one that seemed to fit was this one, and it can't be the right one because that actress had 100+ episodes (and Kelli's only listed at 26):

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/06/todays-blind-items_25.html

Sylvia said...

It's sad when they have to make this type of a career move.

RakeshR said...

No way. As a Passions fan, I know she has way more episodes than that. She's was on the show for over 7 yrs.

KellyLynn said...

Hey, if you're going to fake an orgasm, you might as well be getting paid for it.

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

That second picture is terrible, she looks like such a used up whore. I feel for her parents, their hearts must just ache.

abigail7881 said...

*girl - if you are looking at imdb.com for episode count, don't rely on it. beth was on the show for a long time, for a couple years. even being on one day a week for two years is 104 episodes, and there were times she was on almost every day.

gosh, i miss that show. it was silly, but i enjoyed it.

jax said...

nice label.

VelvetStaccato said...

Heyyy, didn't Shana Moeklar(?) used to be a former Miss USA and also a low-talent "actress"? She better not peek to far into her future...just sayin'...

ureallyannoyme said...

No surprise. The Miss USA pageant has always been the slutty cousin to Miss America. I think they get the clear plastic stripper shoes with their crown.

*girl said...

Can you tell I wasn't a Passions watcher?? Does that mean that she is the coked out slut sleeping with the producer?

I guess that makes the porn very understandable.