Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Quick Hits Part Three


She's Back - Shannen Doherty has signed on for one more episode of 90210. Apparently the idea is to have one last scene of Donna, Kelly and Brenda together before the show gets canceled. Oh, you don't think it will be canceled? You are probably right. I mean what else are they going to put in instead. Plus, it would be all putting all those young actors out of work because you know that none of them are going to get work for a very long time after this show goes off the air.

Talk About Shrinkage - Apparently David Beckham must have sat in a pool of ice before shooting his latest Armani underwear ads. Noticeably absent from this shoot is about 80% of the size that was found in the previous shots. I don't think people will really mind though. I mean it is David Beckham pretty much naked laying on a bed.

Moe Is Having A Baby - Hank Azaria and his girlfriend Katie Wright are expecting their first child. The couple who have been dating for two years expect the baby to arrive in about six months. Katie used to be an actress but now wants to be a family therapist. Wow. I feel sorry for that kid. He is actually going to have to talk about his problems and there probably won't be television while eating at the dinner table. Damn what is this world coming to.

11 comments:

Emobacca said...

Don't feel sorry for the kid. Hank is currently making 350K an episode for The Simpsons and that is already on top of the the tens of millions he has made off of previous episode and residuals.

Mooshki said...

Sadly, Ausiello said Brenda and Donna won't have a scene together. I hope that changes. I want to hear what happens behind the scenes!!! 90210 will never go off the air as long as Dr. Pepper has any money left - the show has basically become an hour-long commercial.

amster said...

I think Victoria was exagerating a little when she said David was built like a tractor exhaust pipe.

kari B-rum said...

Who gives a sh*t about Beckham? Enough already!!!

Jenny S said...

Team mates of Beckham have noticed he is quite well endowed. Perhaps he is a grower not a shower.

Vis said...

Enty my friend, I'll cut you some slack because you've mentioned your size on several occasions and I get that you probably wear whitey tighties or a two man pup tent as underwear. For those of us that are a tad smaller... different underwear accentuate different profiles. There are times when you want minimal package showing and times you want to show what you've got. It's a brave new world... won't you join us?

califblondy said...

Awwww, David. Grower, shower, shrinker, or turtle, I really don't care.

Pink Skull said...

I think they just stuffed his briefs with socks on the first shoot and forgot to on this one.

justpeachy130 said...

Isn't Hank Azaria a friend of Smithers?

Heather Matthews said...

He's exquisite, with or without padding.

misspapillion said...

hank azaria had sex with a woman?

this is a first...helen hunt does not count...she is a man!