Thursday, March 19, 2009

Did She Swing The Cat By The Tail?


Yesterday afternoon I read the report about Project Runway's Kenley Collins being arrested for assaulting her sleeping ex-boyfriend and wondered how in the world she actually used her cat as a weapon. Kenley, who was on season 5 of Project Runway was arrested and charged with two counts of assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment. The criminal possession of a weapon appears to be a laptop she used in ways its manufacturer probably didn't intend as she hit her ex in the face with it while he was sleeping. At some point during this altercation she also threw apples and water at him and apparently her cat as well.

I'm guessing the guy was passed out, because you would think that at least one of these items would have awakened him and he would have avoided the other items. If she hits him with the laptop first, then how does she get to the apples, water and cat? If she does the other three first, how does she get close enough to him to hit him with the laptop. The reports don't say she threw that at him.

They also don't say if she just tossed the cat at him or if she grabbed it by the tail and swung it at him. Maybe she was just pissed he didn't change the litter box.

13 comments:

Pookie said...

while the guy was sleeping? talk about cheap shots. and to have no regard for the life of an innocent animal, she just sucks. what a vile, vile woman.

bramblewitch said...

hated her on Project Runway and hate her even more now.

not on my dollar said...

This SOUNDS dumb. I need specifics to make sense of it.

captivagrl said...

sounds like she saw something on his laptop/cell while he was sleeping and went nuts. doesn't surprise me. hope he follows through with the restraining order,etc.

selenakyle said...

Don't care what else this dumb b*tch did, but dragging the cat into it is not cool.

jax said...

she was a complete 'see you next tuesday' on the show, not surprising.

Dave said...

Dunno, if you were sleeping and you got hit by a hard object, you might spend a few seconds dazed and wondering wth is going on, so who knows.


...I so want to make a comment about throwing "cat" around, but I'll stay G rated.

twunty mcslore said...

I'll do it for you, Dave. If you get hit with pussy in the morning, you kinda expect a happier ending than this.

Mexi said...

this chic was off her rocker in PR...not surprising she is truly crazy

mngddess said...

I love her name - Kenley. But I can't stand anything else about her. Her designs sucks and she was so obnoxious on PR that I wanted to choke her.

ardleigh said...

I think the animal police should visit Kenley. Smacks of Animal abuse to me. If she was tossing this other stuff at him maybe she didn't aim well enough to hit her boyfriend until the cat. I just hope she didn't toss the cat first then the other stuff as the poor tabby might have got caught in the crossfire.

c17 said...

Dude, seriously? You're joking about animal abuse? Grow up.



/I'd bitch-slap her from WA state to NJ for that. For reals.

blondegossip said...

if she threw the cat at him, the cat should be taken from her. hurting animals b/c you are mad at someone else is just crappy. but then again, kenley was crappy & so were her clothes!