Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Lainey Blind Item

Smack no kids

They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin.

Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, cleaned her up, a new positive attitude, kept her busy working on a new project through the fall, away from her regular enablers, and it totally worked out. She was in a good creative space. She was able to fight the temptation.

But as an actor, the work ends eventually and if there’s nothing new to do, there’s really nothing else to do. Bored and idle, the old demons have come back. One day last month he came home from a long overnight and couldn’t find her. The dealer called a few hours later telling him to pick her up, she was so out of it even he had to cut her off and she had started harassing his other clients.

All the emotional wear and tear, it’s beginning to show on him physically too. But he’s working more than she is and can’t get away for several weeks so he’s hired a babysitter to watch her night and day. Babysitter. She resents him for it of course so the fights are getting worse … and the one benefitting from all of this is a slag bitch colleague who’s been waiting for her chance for a long, long time.

117 comments:

Lucky777 said...

Enty, I just emailed this blind to you! Did you post it because of that, or did you like it yourself? Just curious.
I'm interested to hear some guesses!

Amy said...

Freddie Prinze and Sarah Michelle?

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Well, considering the Liz Hurley story, I'll say Liz Hurley.

Ice Angel said...

Good guess, Amy. That sounds like a winner!

amazonblue said...

This morning, Lainey eliminated James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff as well as Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel.

amazonblue said...

Popular guesses on Lainey's facebook group include Sarah-Michelle Gellar/Freddie Prince and Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart.

West End Girl said...

Both Laineyblinds and the facebook group say Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart.

To be honest though, I had to look them both up as neither sprung to mind.

Green Wave Gal said...

My guess was Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart also. So sad.

Marcy said...

Very sad if it is Rebecca. She had a second chance after the car accident, and she's completely blowing it. Maybe she never got over killing that child?

Goodgrief said...

We were discussing this yesterday on the porta potty post and I thought it was Sara Michelle Geller and Freddie Prinze. The other guess was Eric and Rebecca.

Samira said...

It pains me to say this but it's Eric and Rebecca.

He's lost a tremendous amount of weight lately.

Sylvia said...

I thought I had read a while back that Rebecca did drugs.

kimpim said...

Just want to interject that Enty is a BIG man, not just in stature, for posting/promoting Lainey as she never includes him in her 'smutty tingles' section.

Jasmine said...

Great guess on Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. Looked up her IMDB page and found there was a recent PEOPLE article about how they were 'trying' for a baby - article is from Feb. 09. Also, she only has 1 project listed for 2008.


The Freddie Prinze Jr/Sarah Michelle Gellar guess could have worked good too, but according to the imdb pages, it seems like Sarah's got more projects than Freddie does.

Kat said...

I read this on Lainey and thought of Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox, but the Eric/Rebecca guess seems more appropriate.

Which Grey's Anatomy 'slag' do you think is after Eric, though? Lainey doesn't much care for Katherine Heigl, but does she seem a likely candidate?

Mooshki said...

I think Eric Dane and Rebecca, but what I really want to know is which one of his co-stars wants to jump his bones!

AM said...

This sounds like a storyline from the now cancelled Courtney Cox Arquette show on F/X, Dirt.
Rebecca Gayheart sounds like a good guess. The accident must've taken a horrible toll on her.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I'm glad he posts he blinds here because I don't ever want to go to her website *L*

I'm on the Dane/ Gayheart bandwagon.

West End Girl said...

Kimpin, I wholeheartedly agree, but her loss really.

Mooshki said...

Oops, beat me to the question, Kat. :) I'd say either Heigl or Pompeo.

Idiot Watcher said...

Slag bitch, you say? MUST be Heigl.

Jasmine said...

Just curious, but is there some bad vibes out there towards Lainey/her blog?

palealebrew10 said...

I'm on board with Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart. Didn't enty post a picture of eric not too long ago commenting on rebecca's absence? And..she killed a child. I don't know how anyone can move on from that completely unscathed. That could be eating hard at her.

kimpim said...

Jasmine: Good question! I kinda get that feeling around here sometimes too. Sort of feels like a 'private club' Hence, all the "Long time lurker, first time poster" comments. Takes courage to jump in here (?)

Personally, I read Lainey way before Enty, but I like both for dif perspectives. Although Lainey can tend to go off on tangents I have zero interest in. She does come out with some doozies though :)

Cheryl said...

My only beef with Lainey is that she tends to cover the same celebrities over and over again. She seems to be obsessed with Gossip Girl and Twilight so I skip over those.

There have been rumors that Lainey is being paid by publicists to keep quiet about certain celebs.

That said, she almost always reveals the blinds sooner or later.

Dijea said...

This is just sad. I have to concur that its Eric/Rebecca.

West End Girl said...

I don't dislike Lainey, hell she's one of the first blogs I check in the afternoon but there are many, many topics that just aren't interesting which she covers, as aforementioned.

Also, I think the CTV items she does mean she's not as sharp as she used to be, which is kind of a shame really.

Plus as much as Gywneth interests me, it's not a daily level and I can't stand Madge and her vadge.

Jenny S said...

Sarah Michelle Gellar has been relatively busy working so I don't think it is her. Rebecca has only one recent entry on imdb, something listed as "in production" 2008. I do recall seeing Rebecca on her last series and she looked rail thin.

Mooshki said...

"Takes courage to jump in here (?)"

Just because we regulars comment way too much, and talk to each other, doesn't mean we don't want everyone else to come play too. I get a happy every time I see a comment counter go up! :)

I just got kinda bored reading Lainey. Nothing against her, but the only bloggers who really keep my interest are Enty and Michael K. Just my personal preference.

Jamie's Girl said...

Lainey is horrible. She calls these celebs horrible names, and I think she is a lowlife for it. She calls Pam Anderson "Filthy Scab". I don't like Pam Anderson either, but it shows more about Lainey Lu with a nickname like that than Pam Anderson.

Pookie said...

i, like Kat, thought jay mohr and nikki cox. i'll stay on that train.

Jamie's Girl said...

I am going to be so brokenhearted if it is Rebecca and Dane. They go each week and try to help out Skid Row bums. I guess they did this because it helped Rebecca. They've been trying like crazy to conceive too. But honestly, I had a horrible car accident too, and it wasn't my fault, but it EATS at your conscience, as people tend to judge you, but far less than the harsh way you judge yourself.

Sporky said...

Same here Mooshki, but I do like checking Lainey occasionally, I just love her "Granny Freeze" posts....plus she did give me a really nice shout-out recently. If the rumors are true about her being paid off not to talk about certain celebs, though, shame on her!

Jayme said...

I'm on with the Eric Dane/ Rebeccay Gayheart guesses. Both Ellen Pompeo (who's rumored to already be divorcing her hubby) and Katherine (who surely will soon) could be slagging on Eric.

jax said...

Oh I love you Jamie's Girl.
you got that SPOT on. Lainey is a 'mean girl' dressed up as some connected hollywood know it all.
sorry,used to like her but over her 'girl shit' she keeps harping on.

as a blogger i find it pretty telling when you don't allow comments on your site and the only time she reveals her blinds is when every other blog did it before her. IMO of course.

Attention Newbies! come one, come all...do not let the trolls scare you away. the more opinions,the more interesting. unless you're racist or a homophobe, no one is going to give you a hard time.

CDAN is for everyone to enjoy.

shazzzba said...

HEIGL SAYS THEY'RE ADOPTING...CANNOT IMAGINE NIKKI COX PREGGERS...

figgy said...

What about Sandra Oh as the one waiting for Eric to become available? I love Sandra, but she IS single now, after all.

Jasmine said...

yay @ Mooshki! I agree with kimpim, it took a while for me to even feel comfortable jumping in on a post.
As for Lainey, I didn't find her blog until a few months ago but I love her snarky ass commentary and I actually like her off-topic rants because they come full circle. As for getting paid to not say anything, I actually heard that about Perez. As for Lainey, I've seen her method for revealing a blind and it's quite underhanded...makes you work for the answer.
Love Enty and his different take on things...and usually a refresher from Lainey and Perez (yes I do read Perez ONLY because my workplace blocks Dlisted, of all blogs!!!). I LOVE MichaelK...best sense of humor ever, I think I'd be very amused if I ever met him in real life.

Jasmine said...

sorry, I probably should have previewed my comment...very hard on the eyes!

kimmypie1 said...

Weren't there photos of Ellen/hubby and Eric/Rebecca on a double date recently or am I imagining things?

It would be awful to be pining after some man (Ellen) and to be pretending to be friends with the wife, while your hubby is in your company as well.

Cheryl said...

I check in with Lainey in the afternoon. She only has a few posts so it doesn't take long to catch up. CDAN and Dlisted are my favorites. Michael K is one of the best comedy writer, period. I enjoy the comments on CDAN and Entys take on things. I would love to have lunch with Ent or hang out at a gay bar with Michael K but I doubt Lainey would even speak to me. She is like the girls who sat at the cool table in the school cafeteria.

lutefisk said...

I only like Lainey when she makes fun of her mother.

not on my dollar said...

I like to read Lainey too but lately I've been a little bored with her.

Would love to be able to comment and also she must be getting paid if she thinks Jake and Reese are in love.

Last but not least I wish she'd stop bragging about Fishsticks Paltrow snubbing everyone.


Enty's blog is much more, sympathetic, understanding and respectful, with just the right amount of snark.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Put me down for the Dane/Gayheart/ Heigl train. It's Heigl as bitch slag colleague that clinches it for me.

gossipmonger01 said...

as much as this pains me I have to go with rebecca and eric. I am so sad bc I really liked them together, but I do recall they took a European vacay last summer as well...

k said...

I agree with Jax on Lainey and I really think many many of her blinds are straight out made up. A lot of them sound more like romance novel plots rather than actual things that would happen in a business like movies/television/music. Even this one sounds like a mash up of a number of blinds from other sites about a woman on heroin and her non-using partner. 95% of her non-blind items are copied from other sites and then she gets it wrong. And it's really tiresome how she only posts negative things about certain celebs and only positive things about other ones. I don't understand why people think her "reveals" are therefore true - aren't blind items generally blind so the person posting them doesn't get sued? I only lasted about a month reading her site. I believe Enty's blinds 100 times more.

Also, you can read this blog if you use Firefox unlike Lainey's crap site. And he allows comments, etc.

Assuming there's any truth in this one at all, I don't understand what project Rebecca Gayheart was working on this past year - she hasn't had work in a while.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

P.S. I think Michael K is the bomb. He makes me laugh out loud every day without fail. I love him.

Audrey said...

Agree with all your comments about Lainey. I am so tired of her trying to continue the Reese/Jake myth. This is my favorite gossip blog - period.

By the way, for you newbies, I'm kind of a newbie too. This is probably my 5th post, so far no one has been mean to me! :)

SUE said...

Lainey goes way over the top on people she doesn't like and fawns over the celebs she does like. I have to laugh at her clever writing style but her viciousness gives me the creeps sometimes.

Michael K ??? I'm in the dark. Got a link?

kimpim said...

"Enty's blog is much more, sympathetic, understanding and respectful, with just the right amount of snark."

You're right Dollar! I don't feel like so much of a bitch after reading Enty. This is very important at the end of the day, before kid & hubby get home. And I imagine the nasty troll thing would be kiboshed quickly here. Can't say the same about FB LAineyLurv blog.

Mooshki said...

LOL, Lutefisk, I like when she does that too.

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West End Girl said...

What? Someone who doesn't know Michael K? No sarcasm involved but I've turned so many people onto him (hee), it's www.dlisted.com. Visit asap. He's a fecking genius!

Ah yes, the Reese and Jake story. Whatever you say, Lainey, whatever you say.

not on my dollar said...

Sue,

Michael K is www.dlisted.com

I like Michael but he digresses too much with the snark before he gets to the point.


I also like Lainey when she makes fun of her mother. LOL!

As previously written I'm on the Gayheart/Dane train.


@k, Gayheart worked on "For Better or For Worse" last year.

AnonMom said...

Michael K. is amazing ... not a fame whore like Perez, just plain old FUNNY ... he could have been my best gay friend from high school. Plus, he used one of my hot slut suggestions recently, so I just love him even more for that.

ITA that Lainey is a mean girl. Totally. I have very good information that contradicts a lot of the stuff she claims to be true.

selenakyle said...

We were all first-timers at some point--so welcome!

Enty and Michael K are the only celeb goss sites that (a)I like... but also (b)work right, (c)don't give me a virus, and (d)don't open a shitload of ads and spam!

I have actually howled in laughter at MK.

**For SUE--Michael K is the writer of dlisted.com. Great site.

I do like Lainey's quotes and quips about her Mother.

bionic bunny! said...

didn't lainey used to post here back in the dark ages?

parissucksliterally said...

Michael K is the shit! Dlisted is the best blog, but I love this site too. The fact that Enty does reveals for BI's is fantastci.

not on my dollar said...

I also like Answer Bitch from the Eonline website. Some of her answers are pretty juicy and helpful.

I actually like that column second best to Enty.

selenakyle said...

I guess we're ALL sitting here ignoring work, on the same wavelength!

selenakyle said...

Oh, and if the blind is true, I feel bad for them both.

Addiction is a bitch.

ElsieFire said...

Hmm, I find the comments about Lainey very interesting. Me personally, I like her. She completely admits she a bitch. She's also ON CTV, so yeah, some of her posts are also "exclusive" to E-Talk before she can post them on her site.

And, FWIW, she ALWAYS reveals her blinds, especially in the Smutty Tingles part. Yesterday she revealed the anorexic couples was Ben Stiller and his wife. It was in another article and a blatant clue, so you have to be willing to work for it. And last week, she revealed Mark Wahlberg's wife is cheating on him with a close friend, "Karmic Cuckhold".

I do hate the whole Gossip Girl saga, and the Twilight shit, which I think she posts primarily to piss of the "Twi-Hards", LOL.

Goodgrief said...

I read Lainey once in awhile. I agree she doesn't cover a lot of celebs and you can leave comments. For the most part I find her boring. I read Michael K but I don't post. I don't even read his commenters posts, they give me a headache. I read Enty,Michael K and PITNB and that is about it.

Lizzie said...

Newbie it is! Hi all. I've been reading your comments forever but am a bit shy. I usually read Lainey every day and I think she's being more acerbic than mean most times. I used to love her site but sadly it's true:( She has become boring and talks about too many of the same celebs ad nauseum. Anyhoo, jumping on the Eric/Rebecca train...

Mooshki said...

Let's make it Official Newbie Day! Come one, come all! Whee!!!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

LOL I love Lainey. I don't think she is any more mean than Michael K. He is just wittier at putting it across than she. I do wish that she would allow comments. That is the one thing I hate about her blog. ENT is like the voice of reason in the blog world. He is what I would consider nice compared to most others but I'm a big bitch so that's not saying much. LOL

That would suck if it's Eric/Rebecca. He's a hot piece of ass and if she's all jacked up, she's not going to be able to match that if they split up. Nice guy, great job and hawt? Get your dumb ass to rehab. They don't get much better than that. If he gets with Heigl though, I'll have to change my opinion of him. ;)

the.princess.leia said...

I used to read Lainey for her blinds, because she should would eliminate people. Now I just go to laineyblinds.blogspot.com. It saves me from having to read how wonderful Gwyneth and her GOOPy/POOPy ass is.

I agree with Jax, she's a mean girl. I can picture Janis Ian throwing a rolled up piece of paper at her, while Damien yells that he wants his pink shirt back. Actually, she'd be the one to get hit by the bus. (See how I just went off into left field, now you know how I used to feel reading some other sites.)

Beyond that I only read Enty & MK.

Also, selenakyle said it best: "We were all first-timers at some point--so welcome!" I've almost felt welcome here and I've never had anyone snark me!

In fact, I've seen people on here have a heated debate and three minutes later they're lol-ing each other. No permanent hating on here!

Also, I'm almost finished with a rough draft version of our A-D list ranking website. If anyone has a suggestion for a name, please hit me up. I have a couple & some others on here have sent some. Much thanks.

As for the blind, if true, I'm going with Dane/Gayheart.

Sorry for the long post.

Rebecca said...

I'm sorry, but Lainey is always up Brangelina's butt. Even I can see those two aren't together anymore. Only for the cameras. Jake and Reese; Brad and Angie... I mean, how can she be so delusional? And yet she always finds reason to put down Jennifer Aniston for having a fake relationship with John Mayer. Whatever Lainey. She truly is a mean girl.

Blind item... Dane and Gayheart. Really sad.

Tikitaz said...

I've been reading this blog for a couple of years now and it's definitely my gossip soup de jour. Lots of good blinds, some uplifting kindnesses, great general commentary, excellent pics.

The standout feature is the lack of ugliness and spite. No vicious name-calling, no endless profanity, a notable dearth of trolls. It only got bad once: when the chat-rooms were open and we had all those obnoxious Smiley Virus losers and ASL sniffers crowding everyone out. Good idea that failed miserably.

The Your Turn feature last week was brilliant and I think the fact that the anonymity option wasn't abused is an indication of the classiness of this blog and its posters.

farmgirl said...

Maybe I am slightly retarded, but I don't understand Lainey's blog. I have tried to read it several times, and get frustrated with the partial (seems like) posts and weird links.

Can anyone shed a little light?
Personally, Enty is just my speed, and reminds me of my own friends.

FreeThinker said...

back when Lainey first came out I sent her an email inviting her to check out a hidden gossip forum i was a member from.. She actually stole a true story there about Tom Cruise and posted it as a blind item... I don't read Lainey anymore...

figgy said...

In addition to this site (which I just found recently) and Dlisted, I also like The Awful Truth by Ted Casablanca on eonline.

BUT, what does annoy me on that site is that he NEVER (okay, 99% of the time) reveals his Blind Vices. So what's the point? The only 2-3 time's he's done so have been cases of "who cares" and "so what."

In fact, it was someone on the Awful Truth comments mentioning this site that I finally found about about this!

ElsieFire said...

Oh Figgy, YOU'RE the person who likes Ted! Kidding, kidding!

FreeThinker, was it a forum or a blog? It isn't stealing if she's using a personal story as a blind, kinda like a source, no?

Sporky said...

Well, I'm not really a newbie and I've already been snarked at a couple of times but I still like it here a lot. And yes, Michael K. is wonderful, I've been reading Dlisted for years (in fact a fellow Dlister turned me onto this site) and his personal email banter is just as funny as his blog stuff (he's part Mexican and has chola cousins, just like I do), and most of all I love him for not being part of the Hollywood "machine", in that he pretty much snarks on everyone which is the way it should be!

JJ said...

Thanks so much for the laineyblinds.blogspot.com tip. I don't check in with her every day and I know I miss a lot of clues to blinds.

Enty is my #1 man and Michael K is #2.

I'm still a newbie and I've been reading for a while.

Love you all!

And I agree it's Eric and Rebecca, sadly.

Pookie said...

Free Thinker, you need to dish on the Tc story! :)

palealebrew10 said...

I absolutely love the Lainey blinds. She's pretty solid with the reveals, too. Like someone else said, I go to laineyblinds.blogspot.com The person who runs this site has organized the reveals and Lainey's hints so that you dont have to spend time weeding out the other crap and get to the point.

I agree that I think she talks too much about Twilight. Not my cup of tea at all and some of her stories are just way too biased. But, again, I adore the blinds. I do find it weird how there dco't really seem to be any about Brad and Angie...

Cooper's Mom said...

This is the first time in a loooong time that Enty has posted a Lainey blind. i was a bit surprised actually. I do read Lainey also, but i'm curious as to how celebs that she totally trashes (jen aniston) respond to her when they go on her show? I mean, if someone kept calling me out for being a c*nt, i kinda wouldn't want to be anywhere near them, ya know?

@ princess leia, I too go that laineyblinds.blogspot.com. site, i love it!

Yeah, Lainey can be mean, but who isn't? I don't agree with alot of her obsessions (Gwyneth et al) but i think she can be spot on.

Once question to all of you though: She has been saying for ages now that Nicole Kidman DID NOT give birth to sunday, that she used a surrogate and just put a giant pillow up her dress.... what do you guys think? That one kind of floored me..

p.s to steal from the girl herself: ENTY >>>>>> Lainey!

Goodgrief said...

Did she out Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor as the hisnher anorexic today?

kimpim said...

CoopersMom: Does ETalk get any good celebs? That Oscar cast from "The Balcony" (read: Nose bleed section) was painfully boring. Skeezy Ben turns everyone off.

Rebecca: Brad & Ange aren't together? What?! Did I miss something? Not that I care too much, but it sounds important ;)

jax said...

HA! i emailed Lainey something from CDAN last year and she tried to say SHE broke the story on her blog. i wrote her again to remind her that the story came from CDAN, not Lainey gossip...shocker, i never heard back.

complete hack.

Newbie Day! (cracks open champagne and starts pouring)

CHEERS!

Leah said...

I too thought of Dane/Gayheart when I remembered their European vacation photos. Wasn't she topless?

I love reading Enty's site! I love his blind items and I find him fair person.


Michael K is the wittiest writer ever! I actually give his blog address out for birthdays ( I know I'm cheap!)


I agree with the other posters - Lainey is so two-faced. I used to read her site, but I tired rather quickly, I might skim through if I'm really bored, but I'd just as well read laineyblinds.

M said...

LONG time reader, first time poster...Don't know why it took me so long. I saw Dane/Gayheart this weekend and they looked really happy. She is tiny...and he is definitely one of the best looking men I have ever seen in person, but I didn't get the user-vibe from her. I concede it is possible because she is so thin, but they certainly did not look like a couple on the rocks.

jax said...

ok....didn't Eric and Rebecca seperate? was that true awhile back, a blind or am i just wishing?

jw12 said...

The great thing about Michael K is that he's an equal opportunity hater. He uses self-deprecating humor that takes the bite out of his snark.

Lainey's writing seems mean spirited. I still read her but sometimes I feel bad for her victims.

Ent shoots from the hip. I love him and MK.

I only post on here b/c nobody bites!!

Love Like Winter said...

Yay for newbies! I'm one, too :) (sort of)

And all I have to say is that the word slag is MADE for Heigl. Look it up in the dictionary; it's true... lol

Love Like Winter said...

Jax can you pass the bubbly? *hiccup*

I'm all about some free booze

Mika said...

Lainey is ok when she's not kissin butt. She is always fawning over Brad Pitt like he's some gawd. He's my least favorite celeb at the moment. LOL

Lauren said...

1. Dlisted makes me laugh every day in some unique way. I feel like if I wrote a blog, Dlisted would be it. And since it already exists, i can sit back and relax!

2. This blind is making me sad. I remember meeting Rebecca once and she was absolutely gorgeous in person.

Kim said...

I'm stepping out of the lurker closet today (since everyone else is - I wanna be cool, too!).

I just want to chime in and say I read Lainey, but only after I've read ALL my other favorites (CDAN and Dlisted being my 2 most favorite). By the time I get to her site, everything she has posted is old news to me.

Now that I've been turned on to the laineyblinds site - I may never go back to her site. (Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I'll keep reading it. I'm a gossip lover.)

Enty and Michael K are BY FAR my absolute favorites. They balance one another.

Jax - anymore of that bubbly left? I'll take a swig.

**Stepping back into lurker mode now.**

Mooshki said...

Cooper's Mom, didn't somebody "confirm" in last week's Your Turn that Nicole Kidman didn't give birth to her daughter? We've had some pretty heated discussions here about whether she did or not. I think she had a surrogate.

sinjicat said...

Hi All, lurker kinda newbie here.... be gentle with me.

I read perez, lainey and CDAN (Fav) and the lovely MrK. Have to say agree with the comments.
Perez has gotten all full of himself and forgotten what got him there, Lainey has lost it a bit but has nice pictures (sick of Gwenie, Madge and be nice to our Nicole for goodness sake!). Love Enty and Michael K.

Have no idea for this blind but its a sad one.
Cheers from Aus

palealebrew10 said...

I don't really understand why Kidman would fake her pregnancy, though. It just seems stupid.

Man..her and Cruise. The baby secrets. Those two have some MAJOR skeletons.

Miss X said...

Sounds like Eric/Rebecca is the consensus. So sad!

I must say cdan is the only gossip blog I visit daily and have to catch up on if I miss a day or more. I love Enty's take on things. And that I can comment comfortably even if I'm more on the conservative side (but not homophobic nor racist).

the camel said...

I love that everyone is so Pro D-listed and CDAN! Michael K is absolutely hysterically, but can be a tad mean to readers at times. He use to call Cameron Diaz "CAMMY" and that's how you spell my name, but my real name is Camryn. Being the outspoken wit myself, I wrote him an email asking him to refrain from spelling her name MY way and in exchange I'd send him free tix to a concert (a band he loved that was on my label). His response: "HAHAHAHAHA you slut!"

On the other side, Enty has become a good friend to me and my BFF Adrianna Costa. No I'm not some Gossip Blog stalker, just a woman in the know. But, thought you all should know that Enty is by far the kindest, selfless person I've ever encountered and merely writes this blog for all of his readers. The perks are emotional satisfaction, not monetary (like other bloggers). Keep reading everyone! Oh and def Eric Dane and Noxema girl.

lamoiam said...

Wow, there is a lot of hate for Lainey, very suprising. I think it's worth pointing out that not only is she 1) a minority, 2) a woman in a man's industry (Michael K, Enty, Perez, etc) and 3) lives in CANADA, hardly a celeb hot spot like NY or LA. You know she's had to work extra hard to get a percentage of the credit the god awful PH has and I respect her for that. It's disheartening to see typical gender-based comments like, 'she's too bitchy' or 'she's a mean girl'. At least give real reasons (as some posters have) like the inability to leave comments on her site or the suspicion that publicists are buying her off. Obviously the reader demographic here is primarily women, then our gays and a handful of straight dudes (please save your breath, reference user names for a clue) and I am *SO* tired of woman on woman hate. We need to be better feminists or at least equalists.

/rant. And yes, I'm surfing back to Jezebel right now.

kimpim said...

Lamoiam: I thought there was equal like/dislike for Lainey posted here. I like Lainey too btw, so it's not like I'm over defending one side.

You are right about the Lainey='mean' comments. Compared to Dlisted or Perez & his immature graphics on every pic, Lainey is rather neutral, or at least more cerebral in her arguments.

kimpim said...

I like CDAN the most because Ent is sweet & awesome and you get to hear great blog entries like "So Fuck Pat Boon."

I can't remember who said that from the anon blog 2 weeks ago, but it still makes me laugh.

notvotingforsuckno said...

I wasn't going to comment on the Lainey issue, because I felt like it had already been said, but after the comment that people just dislike her because that kind of attitude is less becoming to a woman...um, no. While Michael K and Enty may poke fun at celbrities, they do so with humor and/or intelligence. They make points, while Lainey just snipes. I also find the whole "Gay Midget Dwarf" thing HIGHLY offensive. Gay is not an insult. And Dwarfism is a medical condition. And I recently heard she had taken to calling the Jonas Brothers (one of whom is a minor) "Vagina Virgins"! Disgusting.

Mooshki said...

Not to mention that the most hated blogger in all of blogdom is a male. :) (He Who Shall Not Be Named.)

Mooshki said...

Camel, it's sweet of you to confirm that Real Life Enty is as nice as we thought. :)

shakey said...

Vagina Virgins implies they've never done a vagina, but they've done anal. Common practice amongst teens.

I was a long-time Laineytic. I LOVED her, thought she was the greatest thing ever. Then she sold out to CTV and she went downhill from there. It's not a "hating on a woman" thing - she just sold out. Became more tame in her comments. I loved it when she snarked hard on EVERYONE. Then she chose certain celebs, and commented more about fashion (zzzz).

I was (still am, though I don't know why) on the Lainey Lurv group and I have to say quite a few of them are extremely condescending and believe themselves to be better than everyone else. Except Lainey, of course. They came up with rules on how and what to post. Fuck that. I'm on the internet to be entertained and joke around, not to take gossip seriously.

When I asked why Lainey doesn't link to CDaN, someone mentioned that would be like linking to the crème de la crème of the blog world and she probably doesn't want people migrating here. Sparked a ton of hate for Our Ent. Many people there claim he makes up 100% of his blinds. So there you go.

I'm "so over" Lainey. This post proves Ent is a classy gentleman.

Casual Observer said...

I'm a "save the best 'til last" kind of girl, so I read Enty when I really have time to savor it all.

Even if the whole basement/parent's house thing is really true, I still think Enty has a more even-handed and mature way of dealing with people he doesn't like. He has righteous reasons for hating his/her ass.

Lainey seems petty and kind of boring. I think meanness can sometimes be a way of covering a lack of substance.

Allyson said...

Never liked Eric Dane until I read an article somewhere where he said that he shouldn't be judged bc the first time with him is always very quick...I liked that honesty and humor. I thought Noxema girl was so beautiful when the commercial first came out..poor girl.
I love Enty for his LA take on gossip and Michael K for giving me verbage and constant laughs. He is hilarious. Ever since that one lady got fired from Star or whomever, Perezs' gossip has definitely not been very interesting or cutting edge. I preferred him before he became so popular. Michael K, like a good wine as they say, gets better and better over the years! Whew. I am done!

stiffkittens said...

Cooper's Mom (and those that want to know about Nicole from the "Your Turn" thread):

"Aunt works for a plastic surgeon. Anyway, this is his story to my aunt; he has an office / and operates 1 day a week in hospital where Ms Nicole Kidman was previously a patient. Word is in the local doctor community there is no way that she can have a child, something medical (no, it's not because she has a penis) makes it physically impossible to have one. So her and Keith took one of her sister's eggs, Keith's sperm and a surrogate and faked her pregnancy. This is the reason why she did not give birth to Sunday Rose in Sydney, surrogates are illegal over here.

The story is that they are in the midsts of doing this again right now.

By the way, my aunt does not read gossip in magazines or online, so it's very funny that she was telling me this story."

Reply comment to the above:
"@ 6:47 - I was told from Nicole's manager once that she medically could not have children. Why the hell he'd tell me this very private thing is beyond me, but I believed him. Isn't Lindsay Lohan doing a movie about faking a pregnancy? Can't be too hard to do, right?"

the.princess.leia said...

@stiffkittens: Could the reason that she is unable to have children have something to do with her miscarriage about 8 years ago?

@Camel: Cammy, please don't mistake MK's reply as him being negative or trying to be mean to you. If you'll notice, he's actually stopped using the name Cammy for her. Now she is just straight Pizza Face. MK's is truly hilarious, especially in private communications. He also appreciates his readers.

@lamoian: I think the mean girl argument is spot on. As others have mentioned she refers to TC as the GMD and the JoBros as Vagina Virgins. I'm sure she would just love it for people to start calling her Chinky McKinky. (And no, I don't feel comfortable typing that.) I also don't like that she has no comments area. And as I've stated before, I really don't like all of the Gwyneth has every right to be the biggest snob because she's the greatest human on earth. Same with Brad/Angie. Yes, AJ is such a wonderful human being that she had to go after someone else's husband. It does seems that some people get nothing but excellent coverage, while others are completely dogged.

Rebecca said...

Shakey, I'm in that Lainey Lurv group (joined before I knew better). And it's true... if you don't agree with anything they say or question Lainey, then you get attacked and/or banned. Laineyloons! I don't even make any comments there anymore. I've also noticed other things, but I don't want to come off as a sensitive minority so I'll leave it at that.

To the person concerned about woman-on-woman hate. It's not hate for Lainey. Lainey is a very smart woman. But with her there's no equal opportunity snark. She has her favorites. And those that aren't her favorites... well, they get called Filthy Scab, "Fabulous at 40", etc. Granted, when she calls out some people, she's dead on (Gwyneth).

Oh and what about Lainey's woman-on-woman hate?

kimpim said...

Shakey: I'm the one that offered The "Creme de la creme" excuse over at Laineylurv. I said it would be like 'inviting the pretty girl to the party' (Lainey speak) Boy, did that cause a stir. I like Lainey, but like any blogger or fav celeb, I am not SO enamoured that I'm blinded.

There used to be some great bantering ("Wax on Wax off")but it became over run with a certain troll (or two) and they really drop a lot of cacca on a good time.Too bad. Am still hopeful. Good to have choices :)

Rocket Queen said...

Yay - fun to learn we all have the same tastes! I am SO on the Michael K train - that guy's commentary is just GOLD.

I like Lainey, too, but it bothers me she doesn't have a comments feature and she doesn't blog enough.

I find the Perez site annoying to click through and just today learned from you guys about CDAN, which I'm sure I'll love!

And of course...Enty. Love everything he writes - though I did take exception to his bit on Miley C vs. Radiohead.

Rocket Queen said...

Oh and PS - didn't someone have a blind recently about an actor on Grey's who kept coming in to work drunk? Was it Eric Dane? If so, I guess we know why...

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Tessa said...

Hi, I just want updates sent to my blackberry. :) I vote Eric and Rebecca for all reasons stated above.

shakey said...

OHHHH kimpim! The voice of reason! I remember you. You're cool. You're very cool.

Cooper's Mom said...

Thanks for pasting the Nicole Kidman story. Wow. I didn't participate in last week's Your Turn and didn't read it either, so i missed out!

Again. Wow.

madilovesmerder said...

I don't see Ellen Pompeo being the one to jump Eric Danes bones. I do however, think and hope that she will divorce Mcfelon (Chris Ivery) soon. He's such a tard.

The only person I can see Ellen going after, in all honesty, is Patrick Dempsey. I don't care if he's married with kids, or if she's married. I swear somethings been going on since about season 2 of Grey's. I think perhaps they'll come out as a couple when Grey's finishes for good.

I'm not sure if it is Rebbecca and Eric. But, if it is... I have noticed Eric looking a bit thinner and worn down. I saw pics of Ellen and Chris, and Rebbecca and Eric a couple of weeks ago hanging out. So yeah. I dunno. Katherine Heigl I don't see trying to get her claws into Eric either, if it is really him. Maybe Sandra Oh... but I don't know.

I just think that it wouldn't be Ellen going for Eric is all. The way Ellen and Patrick flirt and are all over each other in photo's, and interviews, and awards shows/DVD parties is insane. Ellen is apparently "friends" with his wife. Yeah, cos Patrick's wife is gonna be best of friends with the woman that does all the sex scenes, kissing and groping with her husband. Not to mention when Ellen and Patrick are together, they really are in their own little world.

Spogliami said...

Angelina Jolie

Spogliami said...

Angelina Jolie