US Weekly has a cover story out this week that says Jon Gosselin has been cheating on Kate with 3rd grade teacher Deanna Hummel. She was the woman in the car. Her obviously self educated brother and roommate gave an interview to US and said the pair has been together for three months.
I love how this guy just throws his sister under the bus. I'm not sure what sibling would do that to another if they really cared about the other person. Plus, they live together so it isn't like they are going to run into each other. His explanation for throwing her under the bus is, “She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker. He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”
It clears the air that you are a self serving fame seeker, so thanks for that.
He also says the couple has a lot of sex and he is forced to listen to them because his room is next to hers and they have thin walls and it doesn't help that he also has little eye holes drilled in the wall so he can check to make sure she is ok.
“A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”
For the record I believe he is 32 and she is 23, but I could see how math is not his strong suit. Either is the idea I guess of actually leaving the apartment while his sister is having sex if it makes him so uncomfortable. If it is as, how does he say it, “Ick. Nast.” If something were Ick or Nast to me, I doubt I would stick around and listen to it. I would probably go to the library and learn how to add numbers together.
If Jon is indeed doing the “Nast” with the 3rd grade teacher, can he and Kate ever divorce? I don't think so. I think they have to suck it up and pretend they love each other because if they divorce, a show called “Kate Makes Nine” just doesn't have quite the ring to it. I guess it could be “Whoever Has Visitation This Week Whether It Be Jon Or Kate Makes 9 While They Are Waiting In The McDonald's Parking Lot To Exchange The Kids.”