Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Holly Madison Has A Terrible Agent Or Is An Exhibitionist


So, you know that Las Vegas show starring Mel B and Kelly Monaco? Yeah, PEEPSHOW. The one where everyone but Mel and Kelly are topless. Yeah, the same show that Lindsay Lohan said she would do if the money was right. Please. They would never hire her. Anyway, Holly Madison is going to be replacing Kelly when her run ends in the show and she goes back to doing whatever it is she did before. It is nice to see though that there is a life for people after they appear on Dancing With The Stars.

Let me ask you this. Who is the more popular person? Kelly Monaco or Holly Madison? I would say that more people know Holly by a two to one margin. So, it would stand to reason that if she is going to be in this show, she is going to be a very big draw. People will want to see her in person way more than they wanted to see Kelly Monaco. Then how is it that the only way Holly got hired was if she was willing to dance topless in the show? Kelly didn't have to, but Holly does? I bet she isn't even getting paid any extra. In whatever negotiations took place, Holly's side must have caved quickly. Or, maybe Holly just likes to show off. It is entirely possible and it must be months since she got to show the world her naked body in Playboy.

It is also interesting that Carmen Electra just signed on to do a show at Crazy Horse Paris, also in Vegas and she isn't having to go topless. She isn't going to wear much more than that, but didn't have to go topless. No one is but Holly. Time for her to get a new agent.

13 comments:

CDAN Mod said...

no, it's time for her to get some marketable skills.

...and look at bridget, she kept her mouth shut about the cryptkeeper and has a show on the travel channel.

...and hard-living kendra hooked up with a low tier football player.

califblondy said...

If you watched DWTS you know Holly couldn't dance to save her life. She'd better shake those plastic boobies of her's to take the attention away from her two left feet.

Maybe she agreed to do whatever it took to be in a Vegas show so she can be close to her lost love, Chriss Angel?

Did Holly get new teeth?

Carrie L. said...

I agree califblondy, Holly has no rhythm whatsoever. I'm guessing because she can't dance, she had to agree to do the topless thing in exchange. Honestly, I thought she was just horrible on DWTS. She also needs some confidence, too...which will likely come out of a liquor bottle before each show.

Pookie said...

enty, but you're forgetting that she may just really want to go topless. it could happen.

parissucksliterally said...

isn't Holly the one who said she wasn't going to take her clothes off anymore?

yeah, right Holly. right.

Princess said...

First of all, Kelly Monaco was pretty big when she was on DWTS - Holly was on a reality show on a cable network. Pretty sure DWTS ratings were higher than Girls Next Door. Kelly kind of disappeared after her stint, but I would think that they are on a pretty even playing field as far as "celebrity" goes.
I mean, my 90 year old grandmother knows who Kelly is because of DWTS, but doesn't have a clue who Holly is.
Also, if you ever watched Girls Next Door, you would know that Holly would pretty much stay naked if she could. I'm sure that was not a rough negotiation in her contract for Poopshow.

0 said...

As an aside, Holly looks ten times better without her usual inch-thick plastering of makeup.

JJ said...

Sorry Enty, but I disagree. Kelly is bigger than Holly. She's got a loyal soap following and can be taken much more seriously than one of Hef's girls.

mooshki said...

When they first announced Holly was going to be in Peepshow, they said she wasn't going to go topless. My guess is they upped her paycheck.

Seattle_Strips said...

JJ's right Enty...Kelly's well-loved on General Hospital and can go back forever if she chooses to (I don't watch regularly but saw her last week). Appearing topless would have been a bad move with that particular fanbase, so smart move on her & her agent's part.

Ms Cool said...

I have decided that if my body looked like Holly's - no matter how fake it is, I would go topless, too. What the hey - life is short not to flaunt it if you bought it.

shakey said...

Never underestimate the power of the soap fanatics.

monalisa999 said...

You, know the only thing I recognized about HM is that her name sounded like Dolly Madison. I think it's just about my turn to try the really bad talent thing because I'll never be an exhibitionist.

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