Friday, June 26, 2009

Zoe Kravitz & Woody Harrelson? How Did I Miss This?


Apparently my powers are fading or something because I never saw the report that Woody Harrelson & Zoe Kravitz hooked up. The report also said they spent the night together at a hotel, but it turns out that isn't the case. According to The NY Post, Woody and a friend of his were joined by Zoe and a friend of hers at the bar of the Jane Hotel in Manhattan. They all chatted away and Zoe's spokesperson says Zoe left the hotel at midnight and didn't go to the married Harrelson's hotel room.

What Zoe's spokesperson and The Jane Hotel have yet to address and chose to ignore in hopes it would go away is what a minor was doing drinking in a hotel bar. What I am sure Woody would like to go away before he gets home is all the internet connectivity in his home so his wife doesn't have a million questions about whether Woody did sleep with a 20 year old or in fact was just sitting in a hotel bar drinking with her.

I am going to say that this was just a friends thing and that nothing happened other than the getting together in a hotel bar. Nothing wrong with that. Happens all the time. Plus, Woody and Zoe go way back, and so I am sure everything about the evening was innocent.

20 comments:

amanda rae said...

EWWW! My God, Woody, you can do WAY BETTER. Just because she's young doesn't mean she's attractive, because she isn't. She's got that same nasty, sallow skin tone her mother has...poor thing. She *might* have been pretty if not for that. Ahh, by how little we are undone! LOL!

Bet she likes the weed though :)

jax said...

they are both just dirty hippies getting together to take a few hits of the good stuff. innocent.

robert said...

I want to go out to 'cops beating hippies' like Abe Simpson.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I think she's pretty. I totally want to bang her dad. He's hot. I agree with Jax. They were just getting together for some bong hits.

Mooshki said...

I think Woody and his wife have always had an open relationship.

Pookie said...

eeep. she's a MINOR. :(

amanda rae said...

LOL robert, I love that episode, just for that part. Damn hippies, I think their smelly, jobless, long haired, lazy image is a huge part of why weed hasn't been legalized. Nobody wants their children to grow up to be hippies, for God's sake!

kris said...

weed is Nature's Prozac...

vitazza said...

Oh No!! I like Woody and Love Zoey by proxy of wanting to put Lenny in my back pocket and carry him around!! But noooo!!! I will not accept this hook-up! pew! Blaaa!!!!!

Katie said...

Why does Zoe Kravitz need a spokesperson?

Sierraton said...

The very first thing I thought when I saw this was that they were getting stoned together. I'd say something about the underage drinking, but then I'd be a hypocrite (alcohol got a bit boring for me once it became legal for me to imbibe).

Sierraton said...

Not that I'm judging them for getting high - it ~is~ nature's Prozac, as far as I'm concerned.

Katja said...

She is pretty and so is lisa B! And Lenny -hot, hot hot!

Shelly said...

My sisters best friend is a girlfriend of a musician who knows Woody. She doesn't like him to hang with Woody because he has an open marriage, he fools around, wife is not allowed to. They have property near each other in Hawaii. Both are into the environment and such. Could be a blind item..

lutefisk said...

she is a beautiful girl. SHE could do so much better.

jax said...

pookie, everyone is underage, its still illegal,no? LOL.

nancer said...

i love woody.

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MichaelJacksonRapedMyAsshole said...

Have you seen Woody Harrelson's wife? She is a fucking blimp. I don't blame Woody for getting some tight tight pussy.

WBotW said...

As IF; we should all look half so good as Laura Louie at the age of 43, after bearing Harrelson 3 kids. http://www.gossipcenter.com/photo/woody-harrelson-laura-louie-0