Monday, September 14, 2009

Today's Blind Items - Easy & Skeezy

I like to call this one Easy & Skeezy. It doesn't really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is particularly skeezy. When I refer to someone as an A list reality star, it just means they are on the top of the reality show food chain.

So, over the weekend, this married A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone at the party though how she was into him.

38 comments:

Dschingis said...

once again: all of them :-)

Jamie's Girl said...

That goofball from Survivor?

Napoleon In Rags said...

Skeezy, married, male reality star?

I'll take Spencer Pratt for a lock.

Lauren said...

Skeezy married star? Tori Spelling's husband

Quintessential Southerner said...

jon gosselin and...

cdanluva said...

David Hasselhoff and Susan Boyle

Special MOM said...

Mr. Spelling for the win, he's in Random photos today that makes him easy and skeezy.

Wil said...

I am "Team Quintessential Southerner" .. the only question is who is the girl??

Ms. Cam said...

What about Jon Gosselin and Kim Kardashian? http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/09/78576/index.html

Karmen said...

I think Ms. Cam might be onto something.

Funny Girl said...

I agree-- it has to be Gosselin and some other reality star. Ms. Cam's of Kim Kardashian seems to be spot on.

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Funny Girl said...

HAHAH! @ CDANLuva

Karmen said...

"puppy dog thing" - ew. I can't imagine Jon Gosselin being a puppy dog. He's more of a slobbering, mange mutt.

PS that was a good one, cdanluva!

figgy said...

@cdanluva, FTW, LOL, that's a visual I'll never get out of my head now!

Quintessential Southerner said...

kimmy k and jon. good guesses.

kimmy k definitely does not want any part of john gosselin and his kids. he's in for a rude awakening. lol.

Mooshki said...

Jon Gosselin,