Friday, October 23, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - Maybe they have an arrangement. I don't know. What I do know is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who was most definitely not her celebrity husband.

#3 - This recently deceased D list comedian was huge back in the day. On a flight to Trinidad & Tobago our comedian asked one of the flight attendants out that night for dinner. The flight attendant went out and had her hair done and bought a new dress thinking this could be a very special date. The date? An orgy.

#4 & #5 - This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try.

68 comments:

RocketQueen said...

1 & 2 - Celine Dion and Rene Angelil?
3 - Soupy Sales?
4 - no guess

Eddie said...

1. Mariah and Nick

Jennifer said...

1&2 - Nick and Mariah

3 - Carlin?

4 - no idea

Jennifer said...

scratch Carlin - no way was he D list... sorry

captivagrl said...

1. Fergie

Goodgrief said...

1 Christina Aguilera

It's just me! said...

I just know Mariah and Beyonce are going to be the top guesses for #1. Which is why I'm going to throw in some other possibilities:

-Faith Hill
-Celine Dion
-Thalia (A-List in Latin America)
-Barbra Streisand (yep, I said it)

It's just me! said...

Also, let's read a bit deeper into the singer clue. Enty doesn't say the gender of the person the singer was making out with, and hints at an arrangement. So I'm thinking it's a female singer who's probably been dogged with a lesbian rumor or two.

juicy said...

DONT DO IT number 4!!!!!

Cecilia00 said...

I like the Fergie guess. I wouldn't consider Dion and Aguilera's husbands celebrities, nor would I consider Dion A-list.

RocketQueen said...

Um - Dion is most certainly A list. Both their husbands are wealthy and successful music producers, but agree they might not be "celebrities".

Anonymous said...

Look! coke mom and coke mom's friend are in the pictures today!

Mary said...

For 4 & 5, what about Reese and Jake?

nursekelly said...

ok, this is crazy!!! when is xenu going away?!!

1. ashley simpson/pete wentz

3. richard jeni

4&5. scar-jo & ryan?

The Dude Abides said...

Reese is an Oscar winner, so she's A list.
1&2 - Mariah and Nick
3 - Soupy Sales
4&5 - Scarlett and Ryan?

"Significant other" can mean either spouse, live-in, or bf/gf. Maybe using this terminology is meant to throw us off the Scarlett/Ryan scent.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Is it too soon to guess Soupy Sales for #3?

Wil said...

#1 & 2 - Since I think the clock is ticking on their marriage as it is .. Mimi & her Boy Toy

#3 - Dayum!! That Soupy Sales .. he was a MADMAN, huh!! ; )

#4 & 5 - No clue but I hope to hell she wakes the f*ck up before she falls to much further into that cult!

It's just me! said...
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It's just me! said...

Celine is unquestionably A-List. She holds records in terms of sales. Always sells out a concert. So many recognizable hits.

In no music world is Ashlee is A-List. She might be A-List name recognition but C-List at best and I think Enty would've said singer-actress.

Gloria Estefan is another A-List singer with a celeb husband. Just throwing it out there.

lutefisk said...

1 & 2--Fergie & Josh?? Wasn't there something a while back about them picking up college students for threesomes?

Nina said...

#1 Gwen Stefani

equinox said...

#4 noooooooo get away now!!!

zandra said...

Who would give a cult "a try"? There aren't that many in hollywood that it would make or break a career.

YouTube Jason Beghe if you have any questions about CO$.

selenakyle said...

#3 is obviously Soupy Sales!

Majik said...

#3--DOM DELUISE!!!!

Stardust said...

Love the Richard Jeni guess for #3. He was quite the ho.

Ms Cool said...

#4,5 Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell?

Eve said...

No way is 4 & 5 ScarJo & Ryan. She was one of the actresses allegedly roped into $cieno's dial-a-bride scheme for Tom Cruise and ran screaming.

NotSoAnonMom said...

Celine Dion is currently pregnant, so I don't think that would be her.

.robert said...

Gloria Estefan was in Vegas on Thursday.

Judi said...

1 & 2. Maybe Faith and Tim? Whoever this is, I doubt they have kids.
3. I'll go with Jeni.
4 & 5. Goldie and Kurt are great guesses. Good job, Ms. Cool.

Anonymous said...

How is no one guessing Pink and Carey Hart??

Anonymous said...

I definitely thought Dom Deluise as well.

Anonymous said...

I like Pink and Carey for 1 and 2 and Goldie and Kurt for 4 and 5. Good job, gossip sleuths!

Anonymous said...

On what planet was richard jenni ever huge back in the day?

Anonymous said...

Kurt Russell would sooner eat a live eel than go to a Scamontology meeting. :)

mygeorgie said...

No way Kurt & Goldie. Kurt is a hockey lovin, beer drinkin dude's dude. And aren't they too old for that snake oil bullshit? I think Co$ hits up the youngish "up & coming", insecure desperados.

It wouldn't bother me if it was Scarjo. She's dumb & irritating already. No big loss.

ms snarky said...

I also remember the story ScarJo told about Tom Cruise interviewing her for the job when he was wife shopping, and she got out of there as fast as possible. I'm no fan of the ScarScar, but I can't imagine that she'd join the ranks. But then, you never know what people will do to further their careers. Ryan may have ruined whatever brain she may have had.

Sarah said...

I like Fergie for number one. She seems the type. And it's not Celine, didn't she just announce she was pregnant again? Celine is all about the mothering experience, she's probably too busy decorating the nursery and basking in the glow of impending motherhood to do anything remotely scandalous.

Hope said...

I like the Gwen Stefani guess. She was the first person I thought of.

Jamie's Girl said...

Celine is about 6 months pregnant, so it's not her. No way would she cast a shadow over her pregnancy, unlike Angelina. Christina Agulera's husband would be paying for the date if he could get rid of that bitch.

#4 and 5? What a bunch of dumb, dumb idiots. I'm beginning to think anybody who joins that religion deserves that religion, and to be sucked dry of their souls.

Revali said...

for 4 and five i like reese and jake, esp since jake is gay and that fits the scientology pattern for covering it up

Jungle007 said...

1- gwen stefani, 2- gavin rossdale
3- bernie mac
4 + 5- jennifer garner + affleck

PJ Nelson said...

Sam Kinison? Works for me... got nothing on anyone else.

beth said...

1. Fergie and Josh Duhamel

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Pink and Carey Hart

Any of those sound reasonable.

2. Soupy Sales

3. I like the Reese and Jake guess. I remember occasionally seeing pics of her leaving church with her kids, so she definitely has a religion. Also, if Jake is indeed trying to conceal his homosexuality, this works.

I don't think it's Goldie and Kurt. I think this is too much of a 180 from Buddhism. Also, there are stories circulating that Kate Hudson is trying to get A-Rod into it as well. However, the wording "long-time religion" makes me think it could be -- it sounds like it's a religion of choice not of birth. And she did sign a petition re: the treatment of Scientologists in Germany. Hmmm...

J said...

Wow

So A-Roid is going from Kaballah to Buddhism? THATS a 180!

Hem-Roid seems to let his d*ck choose his faith

I think the A-list singer is Beyonce considering her husband openly dates Rihanna. Sounds like an arrangement to me.

Was she kissing that hot bodyguard of hers?

Hmmmmmm??

Anonymous said...

#1&2-Gwen and Gavin?
#3-Chris Rock?
No clue on the last one...

Anonymous said...

Ooops. Just noticed the deceased part of blind #3. Scratch the Chris Rock guess, Bernie Mac?

Jen said...

1- I don't think Fergie's an "A List Singer"...she's AList in name, yes, but an actual A List singer w/ the pipes to back it up?

3- soupy sales? ick. What about Mitch Hedburg...D list in name recognition, now, for sure, but back in the day, he was widely-respected for actually being funny,and had a huge booze/blow/broads problem...just throwing it out there

gay tallywacker said...

@Jungle007! Great guesses, espec. Bernie Mac - totally forgot about him.

Anonymous said...

#1 & 2: Mariah and Nick Cannon
#3: Richard Jeni
#4: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

sunnyside1213 said...

Oh...I likey the JLo and Marc guess.

For 3 I immediately thought of Soupy.

1 & 2 no clue.

Leslie said...

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher for 4 & 5?

Mike said...

Dom Deluise was huge back in the day... literally. And he's listed under D in the dictionary.

beth said...

For 4/5, it wouldn't be JLO and Marc Anthony. He is more of a singer, and he is definitely not a B-list actor.


Demi and Ashton are a good guess, especially because they have been so blatant about Kabbalah.

littlemanwhatnow said...

this is off the topic..but wasn't there a blind item about a t.v star that was pregnant by a producer who was keeping it even tho he was married? Sarah Chalke is pregnant, but I don't think she's married and from Canada. just a thought.

No1uNo said...

I like the Demi/Ashton guess for #4&5. I was wondering who'd have Scientology friends, and Laura Prepon and Danny Masterson from That 70's Show are both Scientos right?

star_grades said...

Someone suggested Squinty & Brad Coop for 4/5?

Brainy said...

4/5:
JHO and Skeletor are already in deep with SciFauxology. She and Eva Longoria are the new Hispanic recruiting names dropped.

Casey Afflack is married to Summer Phoenix and the Phoenixes (IMHO barely) survived the Children of God cult. I doubt even Ben would foist Church of Happyology onto Jennifer to cover his gambling, cheating and general ass-ery.

I like Demi/Aston guess. The Mastersons are steeped in Co$. The blind item about the cameras all over Danny's for-sale house still creeps me. The little red string hasn't done much for Demi's career, so why not try the e-meters? Punk'd The Movie of Scientology would be a great project! But Aston is no B-list MOVIE STAR.

3 is totally Soupy Sales, no reason to mention recently deceased otherwise.

1/2 is very Fergie/Josh to me. And "someone" is gender-neutral. Fergie is very bi so kissing a female is not so shocking. But is Duhmal just a celebrity husband? And I definitely don't think Xtina's husband (Bratman?) is a celeb so her bi-curious butt is out too.

I think I'm going to keep thinking out 4/5 but will leave 1/2 to the music followers.

Susan said...

4/5 - I could totally see this being Demi and Ashton.

1/2 - Mariah and Nick is so too obvious, IMO. Haven't Enty and other gossip site hinted that these two ARE an arrangement. Enty's blind is worded that he's not sure it's an arrangement. So, I'm thinking Fergie or Gwen.

3 - I have no clue but there's no way that Bernie Mac is D-list. He had his own TV show, he was in the Ocean's 11 franchise and wasn't he used in commerical endorsements? Seems way higher on the celebrity ranking to me.

ghigu said...

Fred Travelena died over the summer. He was completely forgotten by that point, but he used to be a talk show fixture for his impressions.

carlasee said...

1/2--Fergie and Josh first popped in my head. Then, Pink/Carey and Gwen/Gavin. (If it were about an unmarried acting couple, I'd say Charlize and her boyfriend...)

4/5--I'm with brainy on this one. My first thought was Demi/Ashton. I read that the Mastersons got Laura Prepon into COS; they could be the friendly proponents. Also, I thought the "throwing in the towel" comment could have been a reference to that photo of Demi in a towel. Plus, doesn't Scientology treat the celebs they're recruiting like royalty? I could see that appealing to those two. Just some thoughts...

Louise said...

1) Mariah & Nick

2) Soupy Sales - he was huge back in the day!

3) No clue - perhaps Reece and Jake?

pomme said...

1&2# pink and carey hart? again married?
4&5# renée zellwegger and bradley cooper?

shakey said...

If 4/5 are Demi and Ashton, we'll soon see about it in their tweets.

Eva Longoria is $cio? Really?!? Why?

Merlin D. Bear said...

There's no doubt in my mind that #3 is Soupy Sales.
He was A list back in the day, when he hosted a children's program on national TV.
What got him permanent D list status was this little skit.
Soupy - goes to a chalk board and writes the letter K
Addresses the children in the audience, and says "Boys and girls, what letter do you see? "
And the children respond, "K"
Soupy - no, that's the letter "F"
He erases the first K and writes it again... and again says to the kids, "What letter do you see, boys and girls?"
The kids again respond "K"
He repeats the sequence again, and then turns to the cameras and says "why is it every time I write "F" you see "K" ?
National television.
He was blacklisted for this stunt.
Minor comeback on game shows, but nothing near what he had.
So yeah, this makes me think it's him.
Even without Enty's RIP photo at the top.

crila16 said...

#4 & 5

Jason Lee is a B list scientologist could be the B list actor, and his girlfriend, Beth Riesgraf (if he's still dating her.)

Unfortunate Couture said...

Merlin, that's an urban legent - http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/soupy2.asp Sadly....

I'm liking Demi/Ashton for 4&5, but I'm not certain she's still got B+/A- rankings, and I'm not sure Ashton's really "movie star" any more... I'm not certain they aren't, either... though. So they're my guess.