Friday, October 16, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Good news: Ever since Toothy Tile decided to permanently bury himself in the proverbial Hollywood closet, it's almost as if Lloyd Boy-Toyed has decided to up his bent for dangerous, risk-taking sexual activities. No, not talkin' about getting it on without a condom—or in a car in a West Hollywood parking lot—but something almost as rebelliously mindless: like hitting on a reporter.

Now, even though Lloyd has always had a penchant for doing things like...

...getting his flirt on with other dudes—even with Toothy himself at the Globes, remember?—Lloyd's reserved his guy-on-guy action for behind closed doors, even if he paid for it.

I mean, let's just say up until now, the riskiest thing Lloyd's ever pulled is wondering if the call-boys will tattle or not. Strange he's not like some bigass stars who insist on confidentiality agreements with their mates (whether hired or not) before jumping between the sheets.

But now Lloyd's taken it to the next level and propositioned a pretty well-known reporter, who's interested. And the code was clear: Said hit-on dude was expected—not told—not to tell. It was a gamble. Will it pay off?

Isn't it odd how the older certain stars get, they simply don't seem to be as interested in the watery, come-on games such stealth gay players as Crotch Uh-Lastic prefer. Does that mean with age comes impatience? Or just lack of imagination?

Tough call, really, because if you ask me, it's pretty lively to ask a journo—who could blow your cover in seconds flat—to get it on. Maybe this is the kinkiest way of them all and Crotch and Toothy (ah, poor Toothy) should be taking notes?

Time will tell on this one.

It Ain't: Dean Cain, Billy Burke, George Clooney

33 comments:

NotSoAnonMom said...

Alex Baldwin .... ftw.

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Sarah said...

I can't deal w/Ted's Blinds. This one was really hard to read & in the end I wind up not caring.

Princess Shyness said...

I really cannot wait for the day when sexual orientation is no longer fodder for a blind.

Kara said...

So stupid. Who cares? If people are less discrete as they get older, maybe it's because they realize that is just shouldn't matter anymore.

angelina said...

These Ted C items are stupid. Enough with the cathy clever names, and secret saddle bag clues. Enough! Speak like an adult

BigMama said...

These crack me up, because they are so childish. Love them.

So, basically Ted is letting us know Alec Baldwin hit on him and he is interested.....Ted is going through a break-up right now and has been a bit "bold" in his blog. It may not be true, but it is a fun read. ;)

chopchop said...

I need a spreadsheet to keep track of all the ridiculous nicknames. And apparently Ted thinks everyone in Hollywood is gay. Yawn.

Sylvia said...

I thought everybody in Hollywood is gay LOL.

Sarah said...

@BigMama - Aw, didn't Ted just get married not too long ago? That's a shame, now I feel kind of bad.

BigMama said...

@ Sarah - yeah, he appears pretty upset about it. You can tell by the extreme snark level. He has all but outed Lindsey Lohan as Morgan Mayhem and came close with Toothy....he is on a roll lately. If I were a celebrity and had a blind, I would be a bit nervous right now. LOL

Eddie said...

I thought this was Kevin Spacey.

BigMama said...

but I thought it was common knowledge Kevin Spacey was gay

selenakyle said...

Yeah, Ted's outwearing his welcome on the gay blinds. Just cuz he's out doesn't make it right (or interesting to the rest of us) to gay-bait everyone else who tries to be private about THEIR privates.

Cheryl said...

This is supposed to be Alec Baldwin. Ted's gone on about this before. In fact, this one seems really similar to the last one. I can't read these and Ted's nicknames bore me so I usually rely on the girls at Blind Items Exposed to keep track.

figgy said...

SO sad to hear Ted's getting a divorce! He seemed so happy. :-(

I stopped reading AT when he got so obsessed with Twilight. But still, I love Love LOVE the Blind Vices that are about gays in Hollywood. Far more interesting than drug blinds.

Toothy = Jake Gyllenhaal, duh
Lloyd = Alec Baldwin (I think)
Crotch = no idea?

sunnyside1213 said...

I thought Crotch was James Franco?

sunnyside1213 said...

...and is he insinuating that Cain, Burke, and Clooney are gay?

sunnyside1213 said...

...and is he insinuating that Cain, Burke, and Clooney are gay?

Anonymous said...

Cain is not gay.

littlemanwhatnow said...

agreed Princess Shyness

Jaiden_S said...

I agree with the Alec Baldwin guess. Teddy's hinted at that being him before. Oh, and Lainey has all but outted Clooney as having a man on the side. That makes me wonder about Dean Cain. Hmm.

RocketQueen said...

Ok ok, everyone hates Ted's blinds, we get it. Then don't read them. Personally, I enjoy them - so thanks for posting, Ent.

I'm with Eddie, I think these are supposed to be Kevin Spacey.

Lothar said...

Yes, Dean Cain is gay. This was known back in the days when he was on TV (what show was he on after "lois and clark"? I can't remember.)

It was confirmed in my mind, though when a female wrote that her friend of a friend had sex with him and was sore afterwards. When a female is trying to disporve a guy is gay by saying she was sore after sex with him, that is a definite sign the guy is gay. (The "sore" excuse is common for females covering for gays- see Morton's bio of Tom Cruise, stories told by Jada pinkett, etc.)

Gary said...

I keep laughIng every time someone says that Toothy Tile is Jake Gyllenhall.

People, Toothy Tile is not Jake Gyllenhall.

It's JAIME FOXX!

My inside black Hollywood friends have Bern saying it for years. Jaime has prominent front teeth and has been called Bugs Bunny face by his peers behind his back for years.

And among them, him being Gay is as much an open secret as John Travolta and Spacey and Tommy and Will.

Anyone that saw Jaime's appearance on the tonight show saw it go down for real Ted's blind about Toothy wanting to come out against his handlers advice. He practicly jumped out the closet on Conan before sloppily putting himself back in and was dropping codes to the gays all throughout the interview.

I don't care if Jake is Gay or not, but Toothy Tile ain't Jake. It's Jamie Foxx. If you think about it, it's elementary.

And Mad Props for Toothy/Jaime wanting to come out. Ian McKellan has proved being a homosexual in no way deters a good actor from being a bad ass on screen. Everyone should be allowed to be themselves and have their art judged on it's own merits

Gary said...

God, sorry for the grammar. I typed that out in a hurry on my phone

Anonymous said...

The very first blind Ted said and It Aint Jamie Foxx.
Sorry, Gary.

TinselSass said...

Gary - Your theory tracks but a few questions remain unanswered. If Toothy is Jamie, then:

Who is his beard?
Who is his BFF (Grey Goose or whatever that BI name)?
Who is his BFF's beard?

Totally agree that everyone should be allowed to be themselves... and closeted stars should not push their hypocrisy cover on fans. It contributes to a culture of lies.

B626 said...

I know Ted is known for his cutesy names and prose but if he would just drop 1/2 the bullshit he would get alot more readers

Miss X said...

Sorry, Gary, but Ted "ainted" Jamie Foxx for Toothy Tile early on....

http://boards.eonline.com/Insider/Boards/thread.jspa?threadID=54917&start=135&tstart=0

UofAZWildkitty said...

Cruise?
Bent like Beckham?
Hmm.

Gary said...

Ahh didn't know that Ted eliminated him from the list. Well then add Jamie to the velvet mafia. Although I would put him in the Bi category because I know for a fact he likes women too.

Jamie doesn't have to have a beard.
He is a chocolate stud who carries a huge cannon. Besides Beard's are for Gays only, not Bi's. Jamie gets as much female ass as he wants. He is a true playboy who also happens to like men a little more than women.

I know his partner is some dude not in the Hollywood game.

If anyone needs verification. Just hit any prominent Black barber shop known to have black Hollywood clients and you will hear everything about everybody.

I honestly didn't know Ted had eliminated him. Personally, I don't buy Ted's integrity with Blinds as I do here with Enty. I wouldn't put it past Ted to put the real blind on the "It ain't list" for the right price. From what I know about Jamie, it's so hard to see it as anyone else.

I don't want to seem like I'm dissing the dude for liking guys, I'm not. I more have a problem with people who can't be real and open and who they are and choose to stay hidden.

I'm a fan of the dude not only because he is a great actor but I also hear he is a really fantastic father.

I think Ted is cheating and it's Jamie.

The only other one that comes to mind is Hayden Christensen. I could see it as Jake, but for some reason that just feels like a big red herring.

And I'll be the very first to say, that just because I'm skeptical about Ted spinning things, doesn't mean I'm right.

Anonymous said...

I'd say Jamie's on the down-low, rather than calling him "bi". Everyone better watch OUT if they are sleeping with him. Just sayin.