Friday, October 16, 2009

Three Kids In One Year For Lil Wayne


Lil Wayne is like the Octo-Mom of the rap world. He is so far and ahead of anything that even Kevin Federline could do sperm wise that Lil Wayne just needs his very own sperm Hall Of Fame. For the third time in one year, and the fourth time in all, Lil Wayne is going to be a dad. The lucky winner this time is Nivea. Wait, did I mention her before? I am confused. I know I have done Lil Wayne stories in the past but he just keeps having kids and so I am confused who they are and who the moms are, so let us start from the beginning.

-He has a nine 9 year old son with his ex-wife Antonia
-Last October he had a son with a woman and her identity has never been revealed. It will be when Lil Wayne goes broke trying to pay for all these kids.
-Last month Lauren London gave birth to a son.
-This time he is going to have a baby with Nivea who used to be married to The Dream and The Dream is now married to Christina Milan who as of this second is not pregnant by Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne, I want you to know that I am sending your manager a box of condoms. Use them my friend because as much as you have left it uncovered I hate to think about what else you have been getting and giving besides babies.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bad Boys, Bad Boys...Watcha Gonna Do? Watcha Gonna Do When He C*ms For You?

selenakyle said...

Ha! He needs to invest in some new teeth, for starters.

Sylvia said...

This guy is gross. Why are women stupid to have his kids. I thought he had 2 women pregnant about the same time one of them was Lauren and someone else.

Anonymous said...

I think the woman who was not identified was a college student from Cincinnati. He met her after a concert there. I remember reading it in our newspaper.

Dawn said...

he is so unbelieveably unattractive and skeevy looking - I am shocked so many women would want to kiss him, much less bear his children.

disgusting foul and dirty looking

icky-icky-pooh!!!!

wade said...

He's a living breathing "Maury" episode.

MoodyBlueEyes said...

I've got to bust out the old 'ick, nast' on this one. Who in their right mind would hit that? Hmmm, maybe upside the head w a 2x4?
I KID, I KID!

.robert said...

Well, at least he isn't exploiting his kids on a reality show, yet.

sunnyside1213 said...

Being close enough to him to get knocked up would give me nightmares for years.

Anonymous said...

***ENT***
actually he has a daughter with his first & only ex-wife Antonia.

Anonymous said...

Correction Enty, he has a Daughter named Reginae, By his ex-wife Antonia, she is featured on the BET reality series Tiny & Toya, Tiny being Rapper TI's mother of some of his kids, And Toya being Lil'Waynes ex-wife.... But yeah Condoms, Spermicies, Chasity Belts etc! are Seriously in order! lol

RocketQueen said...

Wade said it best. Anyone out there not know the identity of your baby daddy? Take Lil Wayne on Maury - what have you got to lose?

Anonymous said...

All my black Hollywood friends insist Wayne is Gay. And he pulls that same trick Eddie Murphy does where je has a kid every time he does his gay thing, to hide it.

Don't know if it's true. But I hear it a lot from a lot of different sources

Kimberly said...

You guys know why women keep having babies by this dude? He's hella unattractive, but he's MAJORLY CHARMING. I've heard several interviews he's done with the mainstream media, and even I've come away impressed by his intelligence, business acumen, and planning for the future.

OK, having 3 babies in 12 months by 3 different women is not a good plan for the future...nor is it good business. Hmm, maybe I should rethink this posting?

I cannot think of a better candidate for a vasectomy!

B626 said...

These unfotunate kids will be financially supported, but emotionally from their Dad?
ZIP.
Sad.

lifeaccordingtoflwrgurl said...

enty lil wayne has a 9 year old daughter not a boy and she is in a girl group called OMG girls formed by T.I's wifey Tiny

Nosey Parker said...

LOL Kimberly =]

I agree with everything you said!

Bitter Pineapple said...

These women are only thinking about Wayne's money. They chose him because their kids will be taken care of financially. They probably already have college tuition paid. And that's pretty much all there is.

D-Rex said...

Ok let me answer some of your "not-so-correct" ideas about this rapper. Yes he might be completely horrid jn his appearance. But he is extremely intelligent and can speak with enough charm and grace to sway many girls into one night stands. It takes near no type of look to perform an act like that you just hve to hve a skill with women, which I'm guessing you lack by your down-talking of his performance. And if you are doubting his intelligence and bussiness like ways let me remind you or probally inform you tht he is actually an English major and unlike some of you actually went to college. So he is able to speak well enough to "get the girl" And he will absolutly with no doubt be able to support three new kids along with the original because unlike you, your kids will buy near anything he produces. In conclusion it is pointless for you people who have absolutly no lives and points but to regard others falsly with your free time so do the world a favor and stop randomly talking down others because that actually makes them pass famous and go to the step of infamous. Thakyou

Sebastian said...

haha D rex is a groupie!!