Simon Monjack Died - Brought Back To Life As Brittany Murphy's Husband
So there you are. You are on a plane and stop breathing. You actually die. You go wherever it is dead people go and then you are brought to life and the first thing you see is not that big, bacon chocolate ice cream sundae in the sky but Brittany Murphy sitting right over you glad to have you back. And get this. She says she is your wife. Sound like a nightmare? Well, it happened to Simon Monjack. TMZ obtained the 911 call which brought rescue workers to that plane from Puerto Rico. In the call it says that Simon stopped breathing but he was revived.
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I can't think of a single comment I could make that wouldn't send me directly to hell without even the benefit of a hearing first.
That is insane. These two are a hot mess, but I will give them this - they look a lot more put together than Lindsay Lohan.
And she said it wasn't that big of a deal and didn't go to the hospital with him? I guess he 'dies' on a regular basis? Yikes.
ew--who got to give him mouth-to-mouth?
It's douchebag celeb day at CDAN!
i have nothing to say on this news!
My heart stopped once and I don't recall seeing anything bacon-chocolate related. Does that mean I was headed to Heaven or Hell??
you're in exaggeration mode today!
i like it.
Thank you Green Wave Gal for making me laugh loudly at my desk :)
The flight attendant didn't seem too concerned. Do diabetics go into comas regularly?
Angelina-glad I could be of service! :) It was the first thing that popped into my mind!
Ew.
Momster .. glad you made it back form the non -bacon chocolate sundae place!!
Sunnyside .. I think that was operations at either DFW [American's HQ] or LAX .. not a FA.
As for these two .. holy crap!! No words .. just no words.
Proof some peoples Hell is in Earth.
Brittany Murphy looks great in that picture though
How high were you on that plane flight that you stopped breathing? He must be her dealer and she got tired of paying retail. Very sad and creepy because she has real talent.
I watched Clueless the other night. It made me so sad to think that Brittany Murphy had so much going for her and then she turned into ... this. And Alicia's a vegan. Sigh.
... #1. ... my *666*anti-SKUM-jack-a$$ *curse*666*... must've faltered somehow... because *he's* not 'DEAD'... yet.
#2. ... THAT'S AN OLD PIC from 2006... GET WITH *IT* PEOPLE!!!!!
#3. ... as (likely) the ONLY PERSON HERE who's actually worked for American Airlines (in an'OTHER' Life) I believe they were talking to Ops located in the *bowels* of KLAX...
#4. I have the "Em"side *scoop* on HOW/WHY She GOT FIRED from *the 'CALL'er flick*...
First, Her and Her FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT SKUM-jackA$$ "husband"* MISSED THE FLIGHT to SJU (PR) TWICE because they [quote] "...didn't pack their sh!t on time" so they missed THAT flight. Then once they FINALLY DID get to the airport (booked on an'OTHER' AA flight) they were REFUSED BOARDING
because SKUM-jack* was "Em"coherent and visibly *drugged-up* on MEDS.. to which *SKUM-jack* told an FA that [*he*] 'JUST' got into a fight w/ [*his* FAKE "wife"] Britt"... but then Britt said to the FA that [Her *FAKE "husband" SKUM-jack*] "...was on meds because [*he*] had an "Em"jured knee and that *it* got "Em"fected... etc". Ya I know... what a LIE from Britt. But regardless... the captain could NOT let them board until *SKUM-jack* "sobered up". So they were AGAIN BUMPED onto an'OTHER' flight... *continued*...
... then the FIRST DAY on the set in PR... *SKUM-jack* started "Em"terfering w/ the cast and crew.. kept stopping the director and bossing everyone else around... to the which the director then told *SKUM-jack* to "Get The F*ck Out" but *SKUM-jack* refused. Then after only FIVE HOURS on the set the director got FED UP and told BOTH *SKUM-jack* AND Britt to GTFO and LEAVE THE SET. Then the director "Em"mediately called Rachelle LeFevre, and she was cast and booked on a flight into PR the next day. Keep in mind this was some time BEFORE THANKSGIVING and Britt did not leave until Saturday... so She and *SKUM-jack* were said to have stayed in PR because they were going to sabatoge the set. And around that time was when the alleged "scuffle" w/ the local 'Ricans took place...
... now, on the well-PUBLICIZED flight BACK to LAX... *SKUM-jack* was AGAIN de"Emed "Em"coherent to fly... but they boarded them anyway. Then some time during the flight *SKUM-jack* lost "consciousness" and Britt subsequently LIED to the FA's AGAIN... 'TELL'ing them that *SKUM-jack* "... was 'JUST' having an asthma attack and that [*he'd*] be okay". But the "disbelieving" captain radioed LAX and dispatched paramedics, who were waiting at the terminal when the flight landed... and the REST "is" *history*...
... oh ya... 'nuff SAID.
What was that all about??? Good thing my mouse has a scroll option...just scrolled right past that mess.
^ ... too bad *your* "brain" doesn't have a button that says "function". BTW... WTF is "lyz"? Can't "spell" LIES? ... *ya MORONIC TROLL*?
... regardless... I Hath Made Thine POINTS re: Britt's being FIRED and *SKUM-jacka$$'s HAPLESS cretinism*... so 'Nuff Said.
OMG, was this posted BEFORE she died and BEFORE he died FOR REAL??
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