Friday, February 05, 2010

Dina Lohan Cracks Me Up


You know whenever Lindsay Lohan gets even the slightest smidge of publicity either her mom or dad has to jump in and get some of the spotlight for themselves. It never ever fails. So, of course after Lindsay was on The Insider with all of her stuff, Dina Lohan just had to call up Kneepads and give them a couple of paragraphs so that she could be quoted and feel important and while she was at it plug a bunch of things that will never happen for herself or her daughter.

Why does Lindsay have so much stuff? Surprisingly enough Dina didn't say it was because of God or God's plan. She said it was because Lindsay has been through a lot and is trying to move forward but for the most part it is because Lindsay is so busy working that she hasn't had any time to do anything but work. Umm, show of hands. When is the last time anyone saw Lindsay work? When is the last time anyone saw Lindsay during the daylight hours? Oh, and get this. The best part was when Dina said that Lindsay is the executive producer for a new television talk show. Whatever.

And, not to be out shined by her daughter, Dina says that in addition to being the best mom on the planet and making sure Ali gets home from the nightclubs by 4 a.m. she is also producing a movie. And of course the ever present new reality show which will probably exploit whatever members of her family she has not got around to yet. And if you think Lindsay should give all that stuff to charity, they will give the stuff that was gifted to them to charity. However some of the gifts and all of the stuff that Lindsay bought or ahem, acquired through other means will be sold on Lindsay's website. You know, just in case that executive producing thing doesn't work out.

12 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

Dina should be in jail. She is fucking horrendous.

RocketQueen said...

Lol. This "so busy working" party line is kind of hilarious now. NO ONE BELIEVES THAT, Lohans.

ballyhoo. said...

wow, that whole family is delusional. they really can't just let goooooo of the spotlight, can they? i often wonder if these sorts of "celebs" know they are a joke or if they really believe what they're saying.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

If my mom knew Dina Lohan, she'd give her a good shake and tell her to smarten up. Maybe that's what HER mom needs to do. A little smack never hurt anyone.

Genesis said...

LOCK THEM! Lock them all in jail!!

Lauren said...

didn't lindsay say she dyed her hair blonde for a part. what happened to that part? she's now brunette. she doesn't work.

shakey said...

That picture looks like she's calling out to some guy, "HEY! HEY YOU! $20. Your junk on my face. That's all it takes."

Elle Kaye said...

Why is Wendy Williams' picture above the Dina Lohan story?

Merlin D. Bear said...

Enty - she is busy working.
It takes a lot out of a girl to be an escort!
Or at least try to be one.
Add to that the whole thieving thing and yeah, you have one busy bitch!

GladysKravitz said...

LOL at shakey.

These two parents are unbelievable.

Why doesn't CPS intervene for Ali? Or is she going to be a working girl just like her sister?

Delta Sierra said...

Someone needs to start a website, peoplewhoneedtositdownandshutTFup.com. Ma Lohan here can be the first name.

MadLyb said...

I don't know how poor Lindsay Lohan has survived these two despicable parents. That girl never had a chance. I really want to slap the everloving sh*t out of her pimping, fame whore breeders.