Apparently Brooke Mueller doesn't need to stay in rehab as long as most people. Despite a drug problem so severe that she flew across the country while recovering from pneumonia and attempting to have friends smuggle drugs to her in the hospital, Brooke is ready to leave rehab and move on with her life. Radar Online says she will leave as soon as today so that she can be in court in Aspen on Monday and say everything is great with Charlie Sheen and that she was mistaken about the whole knife thing and he is a good guy and that things got out of hand Christmas morning because Santa didn't eat his milk and cookies.
All this is doing is, well, nothing. Two weeks of rehab is not enough. If you make the commitment to go to rehab you should see it through.