Friday, May 14, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This B list cable talk show host of a very highly rated cable show has the coke addiction of all coke addictions. Not only does our host snort coke all day and night, our host also does coke before, during, and after the show.

#1 - Host
#2 - Show

#3 & #4 - This Academy Award winner/nominee actress has always worried about her husband cheating. Her husband, a former A list movie actor though should worry about his wife. For all the worries about the husband cheating it is actually the wife who is sleeping with a current co-star and an assistant director from her last movie.

#3 - Actress
#4 - Actor

80 comments:

chopchop said...

#1 Jim Cramer. Dude's gotta be on SOMETHING.

Pinky said...

Chelsea Handler/Chelsea Lately for 1 and 2?

Robert said...

@Pinky: My first thought, too!

Audrey said...

#1 Chelsea Handler
#2 Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas

JW said...

I think 3 and 4 is Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford. The current costar is from Brothers and Sisters and her last movie was a couple of years ago but it doesn't give a time frame in the blind.

JW said...

scratch that. I thought Calista had been nominated for Midsummer Night's Dream.

RJ said...

For 1 and 2, I wonder if it is a female host of show. The blind is very careful not to use gender pronouns, just uses the noun, "host". There are a lot few female hosts so maybe he thought if he said "she also does coke . . . " it would narrow it down too much. The only women doing traditional-style talk shows that I can think of immediately are Chelsea Handler and Wanda Sykes. Neither of them are cocaine skinny, but Chelsea has lost quite a bit of weight since she started her show. For men, George Lopez? He's lost a ton of weight, but surely with his health history, he'd never do coke? His wife will take that kidney right back!

Harriet Hellfire said...

I don't have a better guess, but coke doesn't necessarily make you skinny. That's a myth. Coke bloat is really common.

Damned Fallacy said...

3&4 - Melanie Griffith (nominated for Working Girl) and Antonio Banderas.

Ice Angel said...

#3-Melanie Griffith
#4-Antonio Banderas

Stephen said...

Please let #1 be Nancy Grace or Jane Velez Mitchell

Ice Angel said...

Dama Damnded...you beat me to it!

Audrey said...

I think the gender ambiguity points to the solution being a woman, however, if it is a man, it's quite definitely George Lopez. I know cocaine and I watched his show recently for 5 minutes and knew he was high as a kite.

Ice Angel said...

#1 and #2-whose the guy from Red Eye?

sassyyankee said...

My first thought for 3 and 4 was Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith.

Haven't a clue for 1 and 2.

Dana said...

Gotta be George Lopez, no? That dude is definitely on SOMETHING.

I like Antonio and Melanie. Maybe CZJ and Michael Douglas too.

Mango said...

#1 & #2: No clue but Chelsea is as good a guess as any.

My first thought for #3 & #4 was also Melanie and Antonio.

@ Audrey - Even when Michael Douglas is 101 (which, by the looks of him, is looming pretty close) he'll still be considered A-list b/c of his 2 Oscar wins.

nunaurbiz said...

I like Chelsea's show now, but I very much doubt it's "very highly rated."

I'd like to nominate Glenn Beck, if his show qualifies as a talk show. Cos that would explain a lot!!!!

There's also Tyra Banks and Wendy Williams, but are their shows "very highly rated"?

Ice Angel said...

Glenn Beck is a recovering alcoholic and talks about it quite frequently. I don't think he does drugs. Besides, I wouldn't call that a talk show.

Amber said...

1) Stephen Colbert/Colbert Report

2) Melanie & Antonio

Kisha said...

1-Please God, let it be O'Reilly. I hate that douchebag.

chihuahuense said...

Just hope 1 is not Joel McHale/the Soup

Sylvia said...

I've always considered Antonio a bad actor.

Bella said...

#3 and 4 - First thought was Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta. Maybe she never had any worries to begin with...their prenup was HUGE.

#1 and 2 - No clue. Springer?

Ms Cool said...

I agree with Audrey.

Chelsea Handler.
Michael Dougas, Catherine Zeta Jones

moi said...

Glenn Beck used to be a major coke head back in his morning radio days. I don't know if he talks about it now, but he definitely talked about it a lot before his political talk radio show went national. His story was that he realized he needed to quit after he looked in the mirror after a multi-day coke binge and realized that his face was covered with blood because of a nosebleed from all the coke he'd snorted.

pomme said...

3/4# Griffith acts again??
the first idea was CZJ and Michael Douglas but her last movie is "Rebound" with Justibn Bartha so i don't know

Sarah said...

I've read chelsea handler's books, and she openly admits to using drugs in the past. I think she is more of an alcoholic than a coke head. But you never know.

Susan said...

My first thought for 1 and 2 was Jim Cramer, but Mad Money is totally not a talk show. Handler or Lopez are great guesses.

For 3 and 4, I was initially thinking MD and CZJ, but Michael Douglas is permanent A-list, no? Just based on family, I would think. Liking Griffith and Bandares. Has she been in a movie lately?

Susan said...

Griffith has not been in a movie in the past several years, according to Wikipedia. I retract my guess.

Susan said...

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin for 3 and 4.

It's just me! said...

George Lopez is in very poor health. He had a very well-publicized battle with kidney failure a few years back and was near death. A coke addiction would surely exasperate that.

Also Enty doesn't specify whether the talk show is on day or night, so that opens the door for others like Rachel Maddow, Suze Orman, etc.

MadLyb said...

LOL, Kisha. Your exact words came to mind when I read the blind, but I didn't want to piss off Rocket Queen by getting all lefty political. Glenn Beck is a classic case of dry drunk/washed up cokehead, but I don't think it's him. I think he's now just snorting 'The Crazy' (sorry Rocket Queen, but I loathe Beck). I'd hate if it were Keith Olbermann, but it's possible. Kramer is a good guess. That man is on some kind of stimulant.

sunnyside1213 said...

Why did Larry King come to mind?

MadLyb said...

Nevermind on the KO guess. He's not technically a talk show host. I'll just take other's word for it and jump on the George Lopez train, even though I've never seen his show. It's not Chelsea.

Miss Bitch said...

I just want to make it clear to everyone that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are not permitted to be guesses here. I love them both too much.

I say it's Lopez. I've heard he has an unpredictable temper and is shitty to everyone, including his audience.

Miss Bitch said...

I also like Chelsea for this.

tigerjen77 said...

My first thought was Wendy Williams but is that cable and would she ever be Blist?

surfer said...

I, like a lot of others, thought Chelsea Handler/Chelsea Lately for #'s 1 & 2.

But for #'s 3 & 4, my first thought was Annette Bening & Warren Beatty. He had quite the rep, and was definitely A-list.

littlemanwhatnow said...

steven tosh?

nancer said...

is faux news cable?? i don't think it's any of those guys.

actually, my first thought was maher but he's a pothead and i don't think he's go that route.

love griffith/banderas for 3 and 4, even if it's wrong. it would be funny as hell since she's always been so worried he'd fuck around on her.

Mooshki said...

Don't worry, Miss Bitch, if they aren't A-list, I don't know who would be.

ellie said...

For some reason, I thought of Warren Beatty and Annette Benning for #3 and #4!

kathryn said...

I'm guessing Bill Maher for #1.

Leah said...

Bonnie Hunt?

chcj4 said...

George Lopez obviously is on something. Hope it's not him considering his kidney transplant.

noel said...

I just have to throw out David Letterman for the first two guesses.

Don't know why but that was my first thought when I first read the blinds...

libbyB said...

I hope Its Diane Lane for 3.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

First insticts:
1: Bill Maher.

3&4: CZJ & MD

allison said...

1. Zach Galifianakis
2. Between Two Ferns

sash said...

1. mika brzezinski

2. Morning Joe

remember it said highly rated (host is B list) while those who named Beck or O'Reilly are A list hosts.

Ramona said...

Glenn Beck for #1. You can see it in his eyes.

captivagrl said...

(#3and#4)Bening/Beatty
George Lopez for the talk show host

MCH said...

@allison - LOL That guess at least makes sense.

#3 and 4 sounds like MG/AB but what movie would that be from??

I think Annette or CZJ makes more sense here.

selenakyle said...

I thought Joel McHale at very first. But that would make me sad.

Chelsea is a new mother, isn't she? I'd hate to think this is her, but hey--we all remember Coke Mom!

Coke in the hardcore stages makes one grind and choke on their words, as I recall... It was really hard for me to talk at all when I was all gakked up, back in the day. Of course, everyone is different and these celebs get way better shit than I ever got!

jax said...

Bill Maher is a pothead,not a coke head. big difference.

i'd say it's a politico pundit.

Sean said...

I think the George Lopez guess is the best. Mostly since I hate him. I agree that Colbert and Stewart are no allowed to be guessed.

bionic bunny! said...

i don't think it's george lopez. i just think his new show is really shitty, and he's trying to hard. otherwise i like him, and he and his wife have been together a long time, plus she did give him her kidney a few years ago. and he's been thin since the surgery.

bill shatner has a cable talk show (i kid, i kid)!
rachael ray is the only person i can think of with an overabundance of energy, but she's network. and she's calmed down a bit.
i give up.

Kristen S. said...

Tyra Banks=not cable
Wendy Williams=not cable
Wanda Sykes=not cable
Ellen Degeneres=not cable

B626 said...

Bill Maher is ALWAYS so dang grouchy.
That's why!

ChasingHeaven said...

I'm on the Larry King train for #1 & #2!!!!!!!

Ew, wait. No I'm not. Let me rephrase that.....lol

Icecat said...

Um, if Chelsea Handler just had a baby, I missed it. I dont' think she did. I don't think she even wants to have children.

I'm going with Chelsea FTW, but in all fairness, I bet that MOST of them do it..

Not sure on the others. To tired to think about it...

Kisha said...

I just think O'Reilly's a douche no matter his politics-even if I agreed with his stance, I just hate his pompousness.

He says, on every show, that they are the "#1 rated cable news show"....is that what Enty is referring to in this blind?

I only know this because my husband forces me to watch it every night:)

Jessica said...

No way it's Chelsea - she is like a lazy slug through her show. She barely moves.

Layla said...

I'd love for it to be MONIQUE! Nobody guessed her - she has a hit BET talk show now. Can you imagine her on coke???

pomme said...

i like Beatty/Benning guess!
her last movie is "the kids are all right" with Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo but i don't think she sex with him!

TONIc said...

I'm staying with melanie and antonio. It leaves open the possibility that the co-star is Antonio's and not hers, and she could be doin' it with the assistant producer of her last film, even though it's been a while since her last film.

selenakyle said...

Hmmmm, now why have I been thinking all this time that she had a baby not too long ago? I do see she recently broke up with that Herbert guy she'd been with for several years.

shakey said...

I'm digging the idea of Nancy Grace on coke. Would make sense.

I like Diane Lane/Josh Brolin for 3&4.

Amit! said...

Nancy Grace, if it is her, would be HILARIOUS.

My first two thoughts were Chelsea Handler (alas, I love her) or George Lopez.

SUE said...

Martha Fucking Stewart for the talk show host! Wouldn't that be a killer?

Henriette said...

Chelsea Handler/Chelsea Lately, there has been a lot of publicity about her talk show getting good ratings AND she broke-up with Ted.

I am guessing Michael Douglas and CZJ for last ones.

Bette said...

1/2 Chelsea Handler, I don't know about 3/4.

Idiot Watcher said...

I'm with ellie and kathryn. Bill Maher, Annette, Warren. Totally my first thoughts too.

Walther said...

The B-list talk show host = Andy Cohen from Bravo. All you need to do is watch to know he's completely jacked up. His lip sweats like it's a water faucet.

Jamie's Girl said...

Ya'll are not going to like me.

Jon Stewart for #1

Dawn said...

I know that happens to be true about Andy Cohen, not that he's necessarily the answer to the blind.

Dawn said...

ITS NOT JON STEWARD OR COLBERT!!!

terrible terrible people

GEEZ >: (

Dawn said...

Stewart -- tee hee -- oops

Tamara said...

#1 is NOT Bill Maher. The guy is fanatical about what he puts in is body. Nobody's guess Craig Ferguson, which surprises me. I love him and would hope it would not be him, but...he has had previous addictions and is kinda wired.

I'm liking Annette Benning and Warren Beatty for #3 and #4, fo' sho'.