Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Today's Blind Items - Bad Drug Behavior

This A list singer (ahem)/producer and performer who has been in this spot before was recently whacked out on Ecstasy at a club here in LA. Unable to figure out where the bathroom was, or just figuring he could get away with it, he pulled a Verne and peed in the corner. No one even said a word to him. Yeah, go ahead and try that yourself, and see if no one says anything to you.

46 comments:

Nosey Parker said...

Diddy?

Mooshki said...

Piddly Diddly.

trouble bubble said...

Yep, Diddy

McDooks said...

PeeDiddy???

*Miss_P* said...

Mark Ronson

Mina said...

Timbaland?

mom said...

LOL @ McDooks.

hehe

Dawn said...

Wow that's so crazy you guys - I thought I'd be the only one to guess Diddy.

P. Diddy was first to mind on this one, don't know why.

RocketQueen said...

Totally Pee Diddy. We were all arguing last time about whether PDiddy could be classified as a "singer", hence the "ahem".
What an asshole.

Jackie said...

Kanye?

Reese said...

Diddy came to mind instantly, but I think this sort of supreme arrogance does say Kanye (good guess, Jackie). Either one will do.

Sylvia said...

I read some where that someone peed at a corner, but can't remember who it was.

sunnyside1213 said...

The other person was a woman.

JW said...

And letting celebrities get away with this kind of behaviour is exactly what enables the type of behaviour that Lindsay Lohan engages in. Is there nobody with the balls to say, Grow up and knock it the F off.

Mango said...

That's some classy behavior!

Cheryl said...

I would think that Diddy travels with a golden chamber pot and an attendant to wipe his privates and Purell his hands. So now we know what I Am King smells like.

MacVixen said...

Diddy seems the obvious choice, but I don't know.... And I'm having a hard time picturing him whacked out on E at a club and not having one his "people" (doesn't he usually have a huge entourage??) direct him to the bathroom. I'm more inclined to think Kanye than Diddy.

Red said...

Kanye is more of a singer than Diddly Piddly, but his arrogance makes him the likelier subject.

Either way, I like how it's called "pulling a Verne" now. :p

Red said...

I forgot just how funny Verne Troyer was peeing in the corner (NSFW):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/204660/mini_me_i_c_y_u_dont_drink_buddy/

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ohmysweetjeebus said...

is pharrell considered a-list?

The Nightmare Child said...

R. Kelly.



He does like to pee on things...and people.



/facepalm

MadLyb said...

Mark Ronson was the first one to come to mind. I don't know - PDiddy (LOL - I love all the puns) just doesn't seem like he'd do something like this. He's too snobbish.

feraltart said...

My hubby and I were on holidays in New York earlier this year and we went and saw the play Fences. Jeff went to the toilet at intermission, and while he was standing in line, a big security guard came by and asked everyone to move to the right, and then escorted some bloke, that no-one recognised, to the toilet. We laughed about it for the rest of the trip. What a jerk!

Sean said...

X is more of a white person drug. I say Ronson.

ea73 said...

LOL, Nancer!
IMO it doesn't really matter who actually did this; most of Hollywood and the music community would do it, and get away with it. It wasn't too long ago that Marky Mark got caught peeing in public-and in daylight.

shehla said...

I vote for Kanye, he's freaky like that. Esp. After Amber.

looserdude said...

It's not against the law to pee in public as long as you don't expose yourself. Not where I live anyway. Or at least so a police lieutenant told me. Sometimes you just gotta go. But I do think you should go outside first.

Barton Fink said...

Good god, at most clubs it's almost impossible to find a place to urinate, what with the stalls stuffed with people doing coke and snorting meth and GHB. I vote for peeing wherever you can, if you're a druggy-McNasty.

I can't see Pee Diddy doing this -- he travels with an entourage, and one of his handlers could easily have taken him to a bathroom. This has got to be someone who doesn't always have five bodyguards.

Barton Fink said...

Not snorting GHB, incidentally -- there's a word missing in that sentence.

cricket said...

It sounds like Kanye West to me. With his ego he probably thinks he made the corner more valuable by gracing it with his pee.

emily said...

pharell from N.E.R.D.?

westward ho said...

@ mcdooks: "pee diddy" -- awesome! lol.

*girl said...

Pharrell is a total sweet heart and respectable, by all accounts. I can't imagine him doing this.

Barton Fink said...

I thought Pharrell was straight edge.

Selock said...

My first thought was Will.I.Am...

Fresh said...

Lil Wayne?

flwrgurl said...

yup diddy

@Fresh lil wayne is in prison lol

Kelsey said...

drip, drip, drip, pee on you.

maybe someone just slipped him a Jeffrey and he was trying to stroke the furry walls. =/

emily said...
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RocketQueen said...

Also, I just read Kanye's been in Hawaii for the past couple of weeks recording his new album - hence why Amber's on the town without him. Still Pee Diddy. Who else would have the effing GALL?

Tara said...

LOL, my first thought was Diddy, but what if it was someone like Jay Z? That would be hilarious!

Doug said...

Will.i.AM

Jewels said...

Well, pee diddly's a good guess, but I kept thinking Jay Z. Don't know why...

Kiki said...
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chicken said...

This has to be T.I.