Friday, July 16, 2010

The Whole Bristol Palin Levi Johnston Thing


Earlier this week of course, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announced their engagement. They are getting married in six weeks and supposedly he asked her to marry him two weeks ago. Why the rush? Well, there is the whole reality show thing that they are supposedly pitching. What better way to make a few bucks than a quick six week television shoot getting ready for a wedding. The thing is, I have not read or heard anything that says it is a done deal.

If it was a done deal and cameras were already there shooting or they knew they would get a deal so had hired a camera crew and had them already shooting then I would say that is the reason for the quick wedding. But, and this is a big but. They did not already have a camera crew shooting or else Sarah Palin would have known and you could tell from her statement she had no idea about this and still hates Levi.

So, another reason is they really want to have sex and just can't wait so they are rushing for that. Again, I don't think so. Who really believes they are not having sex already? In fact, if they are already having sex, what are the odds she is pregnant again? Now that would make an interesting reality show.

Of course the cynic in me says they are getting married because this way Levi does not have to pay child support and he has a shot at being famous.

22 comments:

MommaSaid said...

I'm sure it will come out within a month or right after the wedding that she is pregnant again....

NYC2008 said...

UGHHHHHHH

GO AWAY SARAH PALIN, PALIN FAMILY, AND LEVI!!!!!!!!!!!

Pookie said...

i like keeping my politics off this board out of respect to those who don't share my views...and b/c i'm sure it would be annoying to read, just as reading someone's political rant is annoying to me, ESPECIALLY given the fact that this is a gossip blog, not a pick-a-side-to-bash blog. that said...yeah, it's all about the $, and these 2 are in it to milk whatever 15 min. they can grasp, regardless of who the momma is.

vitazza said...

I agree with MommaSaid... I thought the same thing when I saw pictures of her on the TODAY SHOW!!!

Claire said...

I really do think they really lick (oops, I meant like, but it stays) each other, and all the business-related possibilities are only a bonus for both of them and the baby or babies. Good for them. With the crappy economy, how else are you supposed to make a buck these days?

Patty said...

I agree with Pookie regarding the politics. I do believe she is a fool for taking him back. I think he proved himself to be a jacka$$ over the last 2 years and that will most likely not change as he gets older. In fact, it will probably get worse.

Sue said...

So Levi's employment prospects are drying up.... he has no potential for future income and won't be able to make those child support payments. Bristol is worn out with being a single mom/college student/working. She's 19... probably hasn't had a date in forever....worn out from raising that baby on her own and the responsibility and he comes along one night and says some very nice things and made her feel special again and now she's emotionally caught up in the whole star-crossed lover thing like most romantic-minded 19- year-old's would be. Yeah, I can see how they ended up back together.

That being said, if they are shopping a reality show, it's probably because someone dangled the potential $$$ in their faces and they both know their lives would be a bit easier to take advantage of it. The potential for fame and cash turns a lot of young kid's heads - MTV and Reality television make a fortune off of them.

As parents, the Palins are probably tearing their hair out right now.

Patty said...

Well said Sue.

looserdude said...

Well, like Pookie said I'd like to keep politics off the board, and we all know there are idiots and scumbags of all political stripes, but if all the Palins would just go away that would be OK with me.

kathrynnova said...

sarah palin and her family are total ffffffing whores for the media.

like the lohans but not as boozy.

i wish they would vanish. or i wish that we could use the techniques of ancient greek democracy and have them banished from the union. but somehow i don't think there would be a majority supporting this. because a palin is featured on people magazine or whatever tabloid that is.

so sad.

**steps down from soapbox

Merlin D. Bear said...

She'll have a "premature" baby... amazingly it'll be the biggest and healthiest 7 month old preemie on the planet - timed perfectly for sweeps.
And I'm with Enty's theory re Levi...if you're married, you don't have to cough up child support, plus you're guaranteed a ride on the coattails of Caribou Barbie.

timebob said...

100 percent believe that this is all about getting a reality show. They are both young, Bristol is proably lonely living on her own with a child. This is just the easy way for them to make money. And hey they are both two good looking kids that are very very horny at that age. This is just like legal dating for them.

Sarah must be so proud. Or this could be part of the plan for Sarah to run for Prez in 2012. And she will. See my daughter isn't an abandoned teenage mom. She is MARRIED teenage mom. Much better in the conservatives eyes.

As long as money rolls in they will stay married or whatever it is.

MCH said...

I'm moderately conservative myself but this whole family really, really disgusts me.

NYC2008 said...

I don't know why people brought up politics if you don't want to talk about politics.

Just don't mention it on the blog.

Just post your comment.
Why start off by saying you don't want this to get political...

RocketQueen said...

I'm really kind of surprised at Bristol. I mean, she's always seemed fairly close to her mother and her mother's always seemed to have her back, so it surprises me that she would do something she MUST know her mother would hate, and which might affect her political future.
Levi must give good dick or something.

Deborah said...

That baby is amazingly beautiful!

chopchop said...

^ He really is, Deborah. I was thinking the exact same thing. Big blue eyes, curly yellow hair, chubby cheeks ... screw Mom & Dad, let's see more Tripp. ;-)

lutefisk said...

now why is anyone supposed to care about these two again?

blankprincess said...

Maybe Bristol got jealous when she heard about Kathy Griffin and Levi's little "fling" and decided she wanted to get her man back.

ChasingHeaven said...

I think these two genuinely like each other and it's convenient to get back together again. They've been through a lot together. Would any of us turn down a reality show if they dangled the $$ in our face? All the extra bonuses just makes it easier to give it a try. I say go for it. Maybe it can work out? I'm feeling extra optimistic today.

sonicmonkey1984 said...

Or because Sarah Palin is going to take a shot at the GOP presidential nomination, and this tidies up a loose end. Another happy family, blah, blah, blah.

Picasso One said...

"Of course the cynic in me says they are getting married because this way Levi does not have to pay child support and he has a shot at being famous."

Bingo!

Levi is a douche, besides the tabloids were getting tired of him ans with the public, nobody is interested in the idiot douchebag Levi Johnson, he wants to be a celeb so bad, but he has no talent unless being a douchebag is a talent, and he's broke can't pay child support, so he runs back to Bristol who's just a stupid yound girl (woman) who's taking daddy back for the sake of their child.

I personally think sarah should slap some common sense into her daughter, and time for Todd Palin to show that he's more of a man than having ambitions of become the first First Man. and start kicking the crap out of Levi for all the bullshit trashing Levi has been doing to Todd's family.