Friday, September 17, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

So last time we checked, multi-talent stud dude Oded Good-Head gave his manager the surprise of a life-time by getting serviced in his dressing room by a male fan. Could that be—as we correctly predicted—why Oded was soon thereafter seen going on (and on) about the joys of the female sex in the media?

Yep.

But, it's getting weirder:

Not only is Oded, a truly handsome and gifted artist, arranging debauched and crazy sex scenes with gals like our beloved Toothy Tile has done (to be fair, Tooth didn't make it a habit like Oded's currently doing), but, he's making a little bit too much out of these hook-ups.

He Twitters things like:

"baby get that sweet stuff back on my box banger"

Or something more Shakespearean, when he's really feelin' the love:

"u k after I blew u wide open @carayzcoochie?"

And, of course, the result is exactly what Oded and his management team want: Good-Head's fans and followers are getting in on it—debating whether or not Oded is going too far. With the chicks, that is. Some famous, some not. Mission accomplished!

Meanwhile, everybody who isn't in the know (and doesn't realize he's talking about boning guys half the time) is staying away from what already quite a few of Good-Head's colleagues are hip to: the fact that Oded's getting sloppier and sloppier about "banging" his boy-entourage on the down low. Like, all the time.

Guess a man's gotta do what he's gotta do, right?

Just start being honest about it on Twitter, jerk. Hey, you may lose your fan-base, Oded, but, you'll replace it with a whole new one!

It Ain't: Will Smith, Robert Pattinson, Chris Brown

55 comments:

SFG said...

50 cent? His twitter has been NUTS lately. Though I don't think of him as handsome and gifted....

cdanluva said...

Either Kanye West or John Mayer

Jackie said...

SFG: my cousin seems to think he is handsome and gifted. ((shrugs)) Fiddy is a great guess.

Leia said...

Timberlake.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

This has to be Mayer, right? He recently quit twatting, but I didn't follow his lame-ass feed.

Diane said...

As I was reading it - totally thinking Mayer.

J said...

Sounds like 50 or Kanye

Kanye has been abuzz with gay stories these past few days

He has a new blue-blooded male protege that he just added to his entourage.

I'll go with Kanye, although really I didn't think it was a secret that he's gay

RocketQueen said...

You beat me, SFG. This has GOT to be Fiddy Cent. His tweets lately have been ridiculous. Either extremely perverted/misogynistic, or he doth protest WAY too much. Read the original blind today, and yeah. He fits.

ms snarky said...

Fiddy is music/acting/producing/ etc etc etc.

So the multi-talent fits, and he is handsome enough. Not my type, but then not everyone can be as pretty as Taye Diggs!

MCH said...

As much of a douche as JM is, I don't think he tweets about banging chicks, right???

I immediately though 50 esp. as of late as @Rocket said. I could see Kanye too but I don't think I've read his tweets. I'm assuming they are in all CAPS?

awesome balla. said...

@MCH: actually they aren't, surprisingly so. he probably thinks capital letters take up more characters and thus he would have less space to enlighten his army of disciples.

i specifically remember someone talking about sex a lot lately but i can NOT remember. and it was john mayer...

slappywhyte said...

holy shit 50's twitter is awesome, cant believe i never saw it before

anyway he twitted this about Puffy recently:

"Puffys a fun boy a happy man, a fruit loop a lucky charm a skittle chase the rainbow lolSept 6! Mayhem"

slappywhyte said...

oh and by the way, Usher also comes to mind for this

sunnyside1213 said...

50. All the ain'ts are, were, or wanted to be rappers.

Lady J said...

@Sunnyside

Robert Pattison wanted to be a rapper?

gadfly said...

Fiddy. Here is the RP connection:

In a recent interview with MTV, 50 Cent said that he's on the hunt for new people to join G-Unit. You see, his old lackeys Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo are too busy to go on tour with him, and as we all know, rappers don't travel solo. So 50 is keeping his eye out for "talent that inspires" him and someone that "complements what [he does] with their own thing." Naturally, that led him to Robert Pattinson. "He has a big enough following to be the frontline," 50 said. "Twilight ain't no joke." We're not exactly sure what Pattinson would do in G-Unit, but he seems like he'd be a killer hype man.

Robert said...

"...Baby, get that sweet stuff back on my box banger"? What the hell is that? Sounds like someone not very adept at the dirty talk.

Nicola said...

Trey Songz popped into my head first. Urban bloggers especially Sandra Rose have been straight out been calling him teh ghey. Especially after his former manager suggested he was.

His label has been consciously trying to make him look hyper straight. From his songs, to his videos.

And blogger Necole Bitchie was busted for being on the payroll to help boost his straight quotient.

50's twitter account is nothing but jokes. And he isn't really plagued with gay rumors (wouldn't Tony Yayo had gone there when he was kicked from the label). Besides, can you see 50 kicking his enormous entourage out of his dressing room so he can be alone with a male fan? I suspect this is someone who travels with a much smaller team.

Drake?

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Nicola, good thinking!

Woolie said...

I think it's 50.

MCH said...

@Lady J & @gadfly:

AND in addition, when RP was on Oprah he talked about how he used to be a rapper. There is apparently footage of him doing this & Oprah was upset she didn't have access to it b/c she would have liked to have shown it. Very sad that I know this bit of information considering I watch Oprah about 4 times a year.

@Robert - LMAO

MCH said...

***Correction

RP talked about how he used to WANT to be a rapper. Not was a rapper. Sorry. I was still giggling at Robert's comment when I typed that. :) The thought of RP rapping also makes me giggly.

Mango said...

Do you think Ted Casablanca uses a computerized random name generator to make up those whacked names?

I've never heard of Trey Songz but that's a trey/tres gay name.

My guess is John Mayer.

SkittleKitty said...

I like Fitty, or Trey, but I think Fitty fits best as a 'multi-talent' dude.
I am not aware of John Mayer having other talents besides singing (and peeing). (?)

Anyone else thinking Enty's actually been forced to make court appearance(s) for a client?

sunnyside1213 said...

Well, someone has answered the RP as wanna be rapper. Just the thought cracks me up.

RocketQueen said...

@SkittleKitty - I think Mayer is also into skat. Hardly a talent, though.

SkittleKitty said...

@RocketQueen

Eeyyuuuccckk..

Heebie jeebies....

sunnyside1213 said...

@ SkittleKitty, I am wondering about Enty too. No 4 for Friday?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

ENT, this is 3 days in a row you've just conked out on us. If you have stuff to do, its cool, but just give us a heads up so we're not clicking back here checking all day.

RocketQueen said...

Four for Friday is my favourite blind(s) of the week! Come back, Enty!!

linoge1 said...

I dont know why but the first name that came to mind was Gerard Butler.
Not that I ever figure out who and what Ted means.And I am not sure if Gerard uses twitter,he might use a different name.
But he is in the picture all the time with different girls and his fans go on and on about it.
That and the fact that I think he is a closeted gay guy

MadLyb said...

Funny - 50 Cent was my first guess because he has always come across as a decent guy, but his Twitter comments have been in the crapper, lately. I click on the comments only to see I'm not alone.

.robert said...

Where is Enty! Russell Brand arrested and Crackey failed a drug test.

Lissette said...
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Lissette said...

4 for?????

Kingrey said...

According to a site I found,Ted has eliminated Kanye. My guess is also 50.

RocketQueen said...

@.robert - I know! Enty should be all over Lohan testing positive for cocaine! In other news, water is wet.

Robert said...

@All those wondering about the last two days of persona non Enty, as I am: I wonder if he's actually Sorrel Trope? (Just a thought.)

Kingrey said...

*List I found of eliminated candidates (unsure about the reliablity of it):
Ludacris, Timbaland, James Marsden, Justin Timberlake, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Jeremy Piven, Adam Levine, Bow Wow, LL Cool J, Ray-J, Chris Brown, Kanye West, Nelly, Eminem, Andre 3000, Busta Rhymes, Tyrese, Ice Cube, Jamie Foxx, Common, P-Diddy, Bow Wow, Omarion, Ne-Yo, Usher, Will Smith, Robert Pattinson

sunnyside1213 said...

Blohan tested positive for cocaine? How did I miss that news flash.

sunnyside1213 said...

and Russell Brand arrested. ENYT!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

not on my dollar said...

In other news...

Katie Holmes says that she and Suri are considering starring on Glee.

Morgan Freeman is now divorced and free to marry his step granddaughter.

Paisley said...

I can't believe Brand was arrested. He and Katy were swarmed with paps as they entered LAX. He just shoved one out of the way. No way was that guy hurt.

Basil said...

I'm gonna go with Drake on this one. The blind said "multi-talented" and for years Drake was on Degrassi here in Canada (and not a bad actor either) before he started rapping. Some of his "relationships" with the ladies seem more like publicity stunts than anything else. Wasn't he supposedly hooked up with Rhianna at one point, which would explain the Chris Brown ain't.

Couldn't tell you if he was on Twitter though. Someone should look into it.

I say Drake for the win!

ChasingHeaven said...

Enty's at fashion week.

Mooshki said...

Enty's probably got a case that's taking a lot of court time. He's said before that that's usually the reason why he sometimes doesn't post a full day's worth of gossip.

figgy said...
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figgy said...

^^Yeah, right. *rolls eyes*

shakey said...

I was thinking Jamie Foxx for this one, but according to Kingrey's list he's been elminated.

We'll never know because he doesn't reveal.

not on my dollar said...

Linsday Lohan has now admitted to failing her drug test. Says she is ready to take responsibility for it.

Lady J said...

Trey Songz.

The connection:

Will Smith - son named Trey

Rob Pattinson - ?

Chris Brown - both from Virginia

Dolly72 said...

50 cent... totally

nursekelly said...

not fiddy cent...my sister was his gurl, his vegas one @ least. likes da women......
i would go with p diddly......

JudyPatooty said...

I have no clue who this BI is about.

Just wanted to add that 50 Cent's Twitstream is hilarious. Even funnier is English50Cent, which calls itself a "translation service" for 50 Cent's Tweets!

http://twitter.com/English50cent

MCH said...

@JudyPatooty - Thanks for that twitterer. He/she is HILARIOUS.