Monday, December 13, 2010

Today's Blind Items - Bonus

This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."

54 comments:

MISCH said...

YUK...

trashtalker said...

Bill Maher?

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Is Bill Maher known to throw money around on his side pieces?

Catherine said...

First thought....George Lopez.....not sure that he is A list.....

Kelli said...

def has to be bill maher

hello kitty said...

More stuff on the fan page.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Crazy-Days-and-Nights/171220712893400

chopchop said...

I'm confused about the FB fan page. Is it affiliated in any way with Enty? Or is it just hello kitty posting as Enty?

lanasyogamama said...

Sounds like a nice guy.

RocketQueen said...

I would be really disappointed if this were Maher - just doesn't seem like the asshole type. However, he *is* thought-provoking.

All of the other talk show hosts are married though, non?

d said...

@RocketQueen:

"Maher just doesn't seem like the asshole type"

Are you talking about a different Bill Maher?

nancer said...

bill maher FOR SURE!!!!

Jessi said...

Oh come on, I am sure she was a gold digger anyway. Do you really think they had intellectual conversations? I am sure she was his piece of ass and he was her lottery ticket. It is what is.

Cindy said...

Why would you continue to pay the car lease for someone you are no longer dating/fu*king? As for having a new driver for it by tonight, if it IS Maher, he's not married, so why would that make him an ass?

I don't see anything wrong with this.

msgirl said...

Oh damn, it IS Maher.

http://www.bittenandbound.com/2010/09/18/cara-santa-maria-is-bill-maher-girlfriend-photos/

parissucksliterally said...

Not Bill Maher- I have never seen him with anyone that young. He usually dates black women in their mid-20's.

I refuse to believe it is my Bill.

RocketQueen said...

@d - unlikely, but I take your meaning. Bill is opinionated, but I also (personally) think he's one of the more enlightened people out there with regards to prejudice of all kinds, which is why I'd be surprised if he made such an arrogant, misogynistic comment. But what the fuck do I know....we're not besties :)

RocketQueen said...

@cindy - I agree. Nothing wrong with taking the car back - we don't know what she did. The problem I have was with the arrogant comment about fucking a new girl by the end of the night. No class.

chihuahuense said...

what about Jerry Springer--doesn't he have that "final thought" thing?

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kcqueen said...

Bill Maher is the biggest asswipe on earth, and I would believe any hideous thing written about him, but no way is he A-list.

sunnyside1213 said...

Stand up comic? Stephen Colbert?

Tenley said...

Jon Stewart was the first to come to mind and even after reading the comments I still am convinced it's him.

califblondy said...

It's his money, he can do whatever he wants.

Let this be a lesson to the pretty young things.

Jamie's Girl said...

Bill Maher is that repulsive.

RocketQueen said...

@Tenley - I think we're looking for someone who's unmarried, otherwise it probably would have been mentioned.

J said...

Totally Maher. He dated "SuperHead" and this blind falls in line with what kind of guy she said he was when their relationship soured. He loves bimbos and they are easy to come by. She was probably replaced before he finished the sentence. Coco-his ex- sued Maher for palimony after they split because she "became accustomed to a certain lifestyle" and claimed he promised to take care of her. Maher ftw.

Missy said...

What`s the problem? I would do the same thing.

john said...

Yeah, I'm with Missy. If you're going to date someone for a Bentley and the trappings (let's face it, it didn't sound like a love match), then him taking it back once the young snatch is no longer on tap seems like a fair trade.

Dijea said...

Seriously, who would want to f**k Bill Maher, even if there was a Bentley involved.

chillip said...

sorry RQ but bill m *is* that much of a raging a@hole. i think of him first for this, but stewart is close second.

shakey said...

Isn't Dennis Miller coming back with a show? I used to like him. Can't stand him now.

Reese said...

Bill Maher, hands down.

mo pie said...

@chopchop The fan page doesn't seem to be affiliated with Enty. I dropped it on FB once hello kitty started spamming every single blind item post here.

chopchop said...

Thanks, Mo. It's confusing because sometimes she writes as though it's actually Enty's words & thoughts but it's really just a fan page with someone masquerading as Enty.

timebob said...

I think kitty thinks she is doing a service. I don't this she is trying to pretend to be Enty.

She really really wants people to chat on the FB page.

oh, and 100% Bill Maher, he isn't known to be very kind to his ex-girlfriends.

ms snarky said...

stephen colbert teaches sunday school. and is married

jon stewart is married with at least 2 kids.

I would think Ent would have mentioned married/kids in the blind if it were the case.

I'm on the Bill Maher train for this. He seems creepy enough.

VintageFeedsacks said...

Sorry, this can't be Maher. He's been dating Cara Santa Maria, who has a masters degree in neurobiology.

UofAZWildkitty said...

pat sajak,
ftw!

Selock said...

Bill Maher makes me laugh & think as much as anyone - BUT, being an asshole is pretty much his whole schtick and he is not what I would define as open-minded and unprejudiced. Creepy.

Mango said...

I like Bill Maher and think he's an asshole, but I don't know enough about his personal life to name him as the personality behind this blind.

Henriette said...

I think this is Bill Mahr too. I saw him live and he was such an a-hole it was eye opening. It was being taped for his HBO show and he was a dick with a capital "D." He is not a nice guy at all and very unapologetic about it too.

I think Bill is funny, but he is a jerk.

As far as him having a "smart" girlfriend, when has that ever stopped a guy from cheating? Especially a celebrity?

Aimee said...

The is no way Bill Maher is even close to A list.

Princess Pine said...

Glen Beck

Maja. With a J. said...

I am a fan of Bill Maher, but I always had the impression that he is kind of full of himself. When someone doesn't agree with him (and he tends to have people on his show who don't agree with him, that's kind of what he does) he acts as if they are stupid or beneath him. It's part of what makes him funny, but I don't think he's a pleasant person to hang out with. Plus I heard that he enjoys peeing on chicks *LOL*. Anyway, based on my impression of his personality (which may or may not be based on reality *L*), this is something he would say. I agree with it though. Why would I let an ex keep driving a luxury car I paid for?

And Bill Maher is most certainly A-list in his field.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

If Maher was NOT Alist, he would not have a show on HBO.

nunaurbiz said...

Every time he comes to my home town, he surrounds himself with strippers and hookers. No kidding. I did meet him once years ago (no, I was NOT a stripper or hooker LOL, but I met him in conjunction with his show at the time on a professional level) and he was polite to me, but everyone I know who knows him says he's an arrogant bastard. Some people like him that way, some don't. Just sayin'.

hello kitty said...

Someone once made a suggestion that there should be a fan page on facebook, and there is one. It exists so that Enty won't run out of the allotted 5,00 friends you get on a personal page.

hunter said...

Bill Maher for the Gold. He is brilliant, funny and I love him but he's totally an asshole to the women he's with once he tires of them. He's getting middle aged now; I could see him going for the young'uns for a quick ego boost. Sorry BIll, but you always tell it like it is, don't you?

The Pat Sajak comment however - as ridiculous as it seems - the man is a serial cheater as well. Despite his ultra-right wing, perfect husband exterior. This is well known within his tight-knit inner circle. Perhaps his wife is just resigned to it. To me, he's more the hypocrite than Maher who's very openly single and doesn't pretend to be Mr. Middle Class Morality (though I don't see Sajak as the person in the blind).

Barton Fink said...

No idea who -- the guesses sound good to me so far. I think that when a powerful man or woman lure a hotty to them, it's often a bad deal for the hotty. She got a Bentley for a while, but hopefully she learned the important rule of love: date people for their personalities or their looks, never their money and "power," unless you can get a per diem in writing.

jmid said...

I too think its Bill Maher. I watch his show every Friday when its in season. Don't have an issue with his statement really. I do find it amusing that he's got his side piece riding around in a gas guzzling Bentley when he's suppose to be all earthy crunchy. Do they make hybrid Bentleys?

Sunnyhorse said...

The thought of Pat Sajak sleeping with anyone, let alone slutting around, is stomach-turning. Yeesh.

CDAN fan page admin said...

Posted a clarification on the fan page (since it's o/t and a little too long)

http://www.facebook.com/notes/crazy-days-and-nights/just-a-clarification/114921148576131

Looking forward having everyone participate!!

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Starqz said...

Henriette said...
I think this is Bill Mahr too. I saw him live and he was such an a-hole it was eye opening. It was being taped for his HBO show and he was a dick with a capital "D." He is not a nice guy at all and very unapologetic about it too.

I think Bill is funny, but he is a jerk.

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Omg Henriette you are SO right! I saw Bill perform live this weekend and he is about the biggest asshole when you see him in person. He was such a jerk to the crowd of people who came out to SUPPORT him, like he was doing us all a favor just by being there and entertaining us with his wisdom and wit. He is a douche..