Thursday, February 24, 2011

"Mommy? Did You Have A Foursome With Daddy?"


Charlie Sheen just keeps on being Charlie. Because Charlie has been working so hard lately, he decided he needed a little vacation. Not Vegas or New York this time for Charlie. Nope. He needed to get outside the country for what he was going to do this weekend. Charlie went to the Bahamas. The land of where strange things happen in the celebrity world and enough money makes everything disappear. Charlie went to the islands with his now ex-wife Brooke Mueller and his current girlfriend (past anal sex scene performer of the year) and another porn star. Umm, do you think Brooke will still be sober after this weekend? This is exactly the kind of weekend she needs, and something her kids can be proud of later in life. I am actually shocked that Charlie just did not have his private plane painted with the phrase, "If the plane is rockin' don't come knockin'." How much coke and booze do you think he will go through this weekend? Will all of them come back alive? Does anyone play that death pool game anymore? Where is Charlie on that list?

38 comments:

BigMama said...

Where the hell are the kids?!!!! I hope there is someone responsible for those children since it is very clear the parents don't give a rats ass!

__-__=__ said...

And Brooke just keeps being Brooke. Some people are broke and can't be fixed.

amoteafloat said...

Highest paid actor on television, folks. Hiiiiiiiiighest paid. One hair on Charlie's ass makes more in an hour than Jon Hamm does in one entire season of Mad Men. This makes me unspeakably angry.

I don't even care anymore. He'll never be punished, because famous men can do whatever the hell they want in our culture -- particularly if they make lots of money for people -- and he'll just snort substances until he gets all frothy-mouthed and kicks it one day. Let it happen. He doesn't want to be saved. Fuck it. If his kids can't have good parents, at least let them have the bigass fortune he's unjustly earned.

bluebonnetmom said...

Here is hoping and praying Brooke took advantage of some free airfare and that is all. Wow. Those poor boys of theirs...

Ah Worthless White Woman said...

Brooke is equally to blame at this point. Was she forced to get on the plane?

selenakyle said...

Just a buncha freaks being freaky. Happens every day in this world.
Only sucks that they procreate, IMO. Otherwise, they can kill themselves and each other with every crawling disease known to man, for all I care.

angelina said...

What kind of fucked up relationship do these exes have with each other? Ick, nast

Champagne Blonde said...

well, she does have a reality show coming out with Paris...

Simone said...

Amoteafloat played the Jon Hamm card! I was past caring about these messed up losers but now I am pissed, too.

Nobody puts Jon Hamm in a corner, dammit.

amoteafloat said...

@Simone -- not only THAT, but 2 and 1/2 Men has *already* gone back into production, while Matt Weiner is STILL being kept from starting the fifth season of Mad Men because of stupid contract negotiations!!!!!! ARRRRGH.

This is the most unfair world ever. EVER.

parissucksliterally said...

Take those kids AWAY from those sorry excuses for parents.

Simone said...

Amoteafloat - ITA and proof positive that people are stupid.

Present company excluded, of course.

wm. tom said...

Team Sheen, Vick and Brown.

amoteafloat said...

*ding, ding, ding*

Hey, everybody! We've got a troll in the house! Let's not feed him, no matter how much he whimpers and begs.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

What's the over/under that only three of these people return alive.

wm. tom said...

yes, i am a troll because you don't agree with me. carry on.

Robert said...

"Team Sheen, Vick and Brown."
Can I assume, then, that you are a coke-snorting, porn star-fucking, dog-fighting wife/girlfriend beater? Or advocate same?

Momster said...

Okay. . . an ex-wife, award-winning girlfriend and a porn star walk into Charlie's bar. . .

(Damn. Can't think of a punchline.)

wm. tom said...

no, but i can say that they are millionaires at least and could care less what you and i think.

amoteafloat said...

@Robert -- seriously, don't feed it. It's panting beside the table. It's grunting hungrily. It's bug-eyed and has a potbelly and brightly-colored hair, and it wants your scraps.

wm. tom said...
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wm. tom said...

^^why are you still here? there are plenty of people with varying opinions on this. check other sites. this one is no different. i don't attack others for their views. i ask the same.

amoteafloat said...

@Troll -- you basically just stated that you support (at least) three egregious people and their equally-egregious behavior, because said people are wealthy. That's an absurdly stupid statement, and not even worth the meager debate it might conjure in this thread.

This will be the last time I communicate with you, since I think suffering fools is kinda boring.

Done.

wm. tom said...

no, i said that they could care less about what i or any of us have to say. notice the i there. i did not call you or anyone else names, but you have called me a troll. it's okay. it's just a gossip site!

SFG said...

@amoteafloat: LOL. Great mental picture of a troll. You tell 'em!

Seriously, wtf is wrong with Brooke Mueller? Where to begin? I understand wanting to live a life of luxury but putting your KIDS at this much of a risk by LIVING with Charlie again (Radar reported she moved back in) and then getting on that jet to go on a fucking (literally) vacation that will inevitably ruin your sobriety and probably your health? Why'd you even HAVE kids in the first place if all you will think of is yourself? And of course ditto to Charlie, but I'm pretty sure he's beyond save-able at this point. Whatever happened to his sober coach?

RocketQueen said...

Take those kids away, stat.

And how 'bout those crazy coke eyes on Brooke in this picture? Eh? Eh??

tflamb said...

High five to Charlie. Sure irresponsible but as a single male, going on vacation with 2-3 hot women (who is the other porn star besides Bree) sounds like a whole lot of fun.

ardleigh said...

The man looks AWFUL. Where are his twins??? Please tell me these idiots did not take the boths with them!!!

ardleigh said...

The man looks AWFUL. Where are his twins??? Please tell me these idiots did not take the boths with them!!!

RudyLarue said...

That's a hell of a rehab program.

Ms. said...

@ amoteafloat

My gawd, chill. You're doing all the feeding and what's with trying to control everyone else on this thread? wm.tom had an...interesting opinion and your frothing was in stark contrast to his measured and polite responses.

If you think someone is trolling, ignore them. Follow your own advice.

amoteafloat said...

@Ms -- I'd honestly already forgotten about this thread before I scrolled back here, and I wasn't trying to ~control~ anyone (it's the internet, and not real life, remember?), but I have the right to point out stupidity when I see it. I'm sorry -- did a fight break out or something? It's been dead here for hours.

Whatever. You're the one trying to resurrect a conflict. ;-) Good luck trying to stir up shit. 30 Rock is coming on soon. Bye.

Ms. said...

Amoteafloat, you sound very young. And somewhat trollish. You did more than point out something you disagreed with. You posted directly to those who responded to the fellow telling them not to post. That is controlling behaviour.

I have no problem with anyone posting their disagreement to a comment they find "stupid". I did this with you. Once again, please try to follow your own advice.

As for your claim that you forgot about this thread... yet you just happened to click on the link to open the comments? PULEEZ. LOL

amoteafloat said...

@Ms.

Awww. Well, aren't you just a nice, stout, steaming cup o' snarky snideness on a lovely Friday morning?

I don't really waste time arguing with devil's advocates; you're trying to eke out a good defense of a person who claims to admire three degenerate narcissists based on their bank accounts and little else. And that's fine, I suppose, but did you notice how the commenter you thought I was trying to "control" also agreed with me?

Insinuating that I've bullied some people in this thread into going along with my stance that Sheen, Vick, and and Brown are pieces of shit is kind of insulting to Robert, really. He's a big boy and can hate on wm's idiotic views all he wants.

I wasn't ~controlling~ anyone here, by the way. That's fucking absurd. As soon as I develop sufficient cybertelepathic powers, I'll let you know, though.

Oh, and the whole "you sound young" dig is SO played out. You have no clue as to what my actual age might be. There are plenty of sixteen year-olds out there who are just as articulate as some Baby Boomers. Either way, you're grasping at ways in which you might personally insult me -- if this spat were to take place in person, you'd probably call me fat, or tell me I have frizzy hair. *shrugs*

Whatever. I've seen you lurk here on CDAN for years, and the only time you ever slither onto a thread is when you feel like insulting another commenter. You never contribute anything of worth, and you're not an interesting writer. I can't say you're not an interesting *person*, because I don't know you, but you're sure as hell not worth an exchange of dialogue.

I look forward to seeing you here in the future.

NOT.

figgy said...

amoteafloat, you took the time to write all of that? really? STFU. the poster Ms. is not an aggressor. and in regards to contributing anything of worth...this isn't college. PEOPLE CAN POST WHAT THEY WANT.

and go get laid! sounds like you need it!

amoteafloat said...

@figgy -- if you MUST know, I got laid last night. I'll probably need it again in a day or so, though. I appreciate your concern.

"PEOPLE CAN POST WHAT THEY WANT."

Yep. And if they post something aggressively stupid, I CAN POST A REPLY.

figgy said...

so, i guess based on your simple logic, if a poster says something aggressively stupid, they are automatically a troll. newsflash...wm. tom has left this post, but you're still here.

i guess ms. is right. you're really young.

figgy said...

...and for the record, he/she did not call you a name.