Friday, February 25, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

The younger Jenner kids really look like they are trying to emulate their older sisters, even with their clothes choices. Hopefully not the sex tape choices.
Well, at least Lady GaGa is wearing shoes.
How happy do you think they really are? I bet LeAnn Rimes goes off on Eddie a bunch.
Before and after meth mugshots.
I give Michelle Trachtenberg a lot of grief, but she pulls off the classic movie star look well.
Also at the same party and trying to dress like Kellie Pickler was Hayden P.
Jenna Elfman was also there and is about to return to weekly television.
Guys were there too. Amaury Nolasco for one and
Kellan Lutz and his hair color for men was there too.

29 comments:

Simone said...

Hayden looks like she is in her 40's.

GaGa must have those shoes in every color.

skeeball said...

those Jenner chicks look 35~are they even 16 yet? This does not bode well for the future of the world!


Faces of Meth~OMG and where is Charlie Sheen's before and after?

skeeball said...

and Hayden looks like one of Barker's Beauties from the Price is Right, circa 1984

RocketQueen said...

I just gave myself a good giggle imagining Kris Jenner wagging her finger at the two younger girls saying, "Now girls, until you get out there and start earning money for the fami- I mean yourself, all you get are hand-me-downs." Because seriously, I swear I've seen Khloe wear that dress on the left, and the one on the right is a Kim special.

OMG Jenna Elfman. Give it a rest. Stop trying to make your scientologist self happen.

amoteafloat said...

Aw, please don't insinuate that the younger Kardashian kids from the Klan look unklassy. They're surely growing hips, boobs, and all that other womanly stuff, for one thing, and I think they're dressed pretty conservatively. Just because they now look more like young women than little girls doesn't mean that they're trampy-looking.

Kris Jenner, I know you read this. I've got your back. ;-)

Um. Hayden looks like Hillary Clinton at first glance. Now, I LOVE Hillary, but Hayden might want to find a stylist who's interested in making her look a shitton younger. As in, not menopausal.

Leann has never looked so...Falcoresque.

chopchop said...

I think I saw Hayden's dress in the Spiegel catalog. In 1986.

RocketQueen said...

*shaking fist at amoteafloat*

amoteafloat said...

@RQ -- 'til I die, baby! I'll defend 'em until I DIE! :-)

chihuahuense said...

Jenna Elfman is beyond annoying. I can't wait to not watch whatever she will be on.

That first "faces of meth" picture made me LOL at the eyebrows. DANG! Big thank you to my little brother and all the other po po's that keep us safe from these crazies.

Re: the Jenner kids: If THAT is age-appropriate then I get I am Amish, because that looks straight up hooker-ish to me.

Cancan said...

Hayden looks like a Mandrell Sister.

Die already Jenna Elfman. You suck at everything.

Can we get a ban on Michelle Trachetnberg? She's another "why is this person famous?" loser.

Cecilia00 said...

The 'Faces Of Meth' stuff always scares the crap out of me.

If ever there was an anti-drug campaign that actually works, it's that one.

lanasyogamama said...

I can't stop laughing at Hayden's dress! HORRID!

Yikes to the faces of meth. The more you know...

Everyone knows Jenna is Co$, right?

Mooshki said...

Itty bitty gals like Hayden P. and K.Bell need a LOT of fashion guidance to not look like trolls. I think from now on I'm going to call it Snookie Syndrome.

amoteafloat said...

These descriptions of Hayden are making me laugh my ASS off, people. Keep it up!

cdanluva said...

As far as I'm concerned, the first four photos (in this set) are all exactly the same.

I see no difference.

Mooshki said...

"I can't wait to not watch whatever she will be on."

LOL! I love it!

RocketQueen said...

funny comments, everyone! The Mandrell sister one had me howling.

Kara said...

You know what? Faces of meth absolutely does NOT work as an antidrug campaign.

Until heroin started it's big comeback here, almost 100% of my caseload (public defender) was meth related cases. Seriously. And cute little teenagers and young 20-somethings were doing meth with people that looked like the after pictures. Even having SEX (bleh - I just puked a little in my mouth) with them and dating them for the drugs or the co-dependency or the status of dating a dealer. I dunno.

But if you can look at those faces and hang out with them and even have sex with them while hitting the pipe, then the pictures won't do a single thing for you.

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mngddess said...

The descriptions of hayden P. Are HILARIOUS!!

And completely accurate.

I was thinking Linda Evans when she was on that cowboy show in the 70's. Big Valley? Yeah.

Cindy said...

Is it me or does Michelle Trachtenberg look like Dita Von Tease?

parissucksliterally said...

OMG just STOP with the youngest Kardashians. The one on the right is okay looking, but the one on the left got Khloe's beast gene. They are not model material Kris. Fucking face it.


Hayden looks like Hillary Clinton.

Mango said...

I heard something startling: some drug counselors said that the biggest meth addictions recently are soccer mom types. They have 2.5 kids, a job, games/activities to drive to, meals to make, hubby to give sexxy time to and they have to make it all work so they turn to meth as a little pick me up. A little here, a little there and they feel good. It spirals, their usage goes up, they are addicts, hubby kicks em out and they are sometimes on the street/selling sex for their drugs.

I have no idea what the statistics are, but it's pretty eye opening. Your average meth addict might be the person next door.


How many failed sitcoms does Jenna Elfman need to make her either leave us alone or quite COS?

Robert said...

I thought Jenna Elfman was Pink, myself.

Patty said...

Bruce, I thought better of you. How can you let your baby girls leave the house like that. I used to blame the bad behavior of Brody on his mother, but I think you're just incompetent as a parent. Grow a set and stand up to Kris.

Kid Sis said...

You guys are on fire. Loving the comments.

__-__=__ said...

Love Amaury Nolasco! Thanks Enty!! Double helping of bacon tonight on me!

weezy said...

Wow, I've been watching a lot of '40's movies lately and Hayden really nailed it. I just would have had the gown fitted a little more closely -- it looks big on her.

Lisa said...

Hey where's Danneel Harris Ackles? Wasn't she at the Bing thing too? Sooo not fair!