Friday, February 25, 2011

Wednesday's Blind Items

This former B list actress and now just a big troublemaker and frequent guest of the California penal system has been studying Japanese. Why? She is hoping she can get some gigs in Japan not only acting but also f**king businessmen who want to say they have been with her and are willing to pay for the privilege. Not sure it is a privilege.

47 comments:

Kerry said...

Lindsay lohan

BigMama said...

wow, this isn't even really a blind is it? Lindsey is the only one who has been a frequent visitor of LA's newest home for young actors.

Patty said...

Michelle what's her name from Lost.

soju addict said...

That is just so low, even for Lindsay. To go from Mean Girls to prostitute.

I will say this, she will probably make a lot of money to keep fueling her drug addiction bc a lot of Japanese men have a fetish for Western women. There's even bars in red light districts that only have white "hostesses" bc they're seen as exotic.

Merlin D. Bear said...

How do you say "rubber by Goodyear" in Japanese?

Mom said...

Japanese is a pretty hard language to learn.....guess she can just learn to quote a price and moan. OR resort to flash cards with pricing and a yen to US dollars conversion chart!

lunaire said...

Lindsey Lohan has been doing covershoots for various Japanese magazines lately.

I don't quite understand young Japanese women's fascination with Nicole Richie, Paris, and Lindsey. I think the Japanese prefer not to know about these three women's shenanigans in the US.

Lady J said...

definitely Lindsay

Missjenny619 said...

Mom - Japanese is fairly easy. And it is a lot of fun to learn =)

Once you look at their "alphabet" chart and learn a few basic rules, the rest is easy.

English is a very difficult language to learn.

Rita said...

Merlin D. Bear,

In Japanese, you say «whassat yourolla oname»

parissucksliterally said...

Considering many young Japanese women wear heel so high they have to stomp around with their knees bent, I do not believe they have such good judgment.


Lindsay will have to pay these legal fees somehow, so why not fuck a bunch of Japanese men who still think she's a star?

MISCH said...

Yes Lindsay, Why not ? Shes been giving it away for years....However the Japanese are rather fussy about STD's.

looserdude said...

If LL were that desperate for money why wouldn't she leak a sex tape? She could get at least $10M, a lot of free publicity, and then she could go on all the talk shows and pretend she was outraged and betrayed.

RocketQueen said...

It was only a matter of time, though, right? We all saw where she was headed.

MommaSaid said...

Even though this screams Lindsay, it seems just a tad too easy...Who else is a pain in the ass and has been through the California penal system?

Jenny said...

Is her manager making the arrangements?

Lady J said...

lol @ Jenny

Her "momager" is probably trying to figure out a way to add Ali or herself into the so they can get even more money.

amoteafloat said...

Great career move, Blohan. I love it when "blind" items are screamingly obvious.

And this is a GOOD one!

__-__=__ said...

Idiot. If they are a "frequent guest of ANY penal system" Japan will not let them in! Don't any of you remember that Paris was refused entry because of her coke conviction? Whoever she is, she is an idiot. Even Canada will not let her in. Even Canada - and I say that with love!

sunnyside1213 said...

Why is this even blind?

TinselSass said...

Girl's got to make a living I guess... and her Hollywood career seems dunzo. Even though it also seems inconceivable with all her brain-addled dabbling that she'd be able to focus to learn a new language.

timebob said...

can't wait for the lifetime movie to come one day about blohan's life as japanese business mens whore..

Tim said...

How Lo can you go?

MadLyb said...

This is pretty much what all has-been fame whore D-Lister's do anyway, isn't it?

bluebonnetmom said...

How much money does Dina really need to be willing to pimp her daughter? Wow.

Angela said...

I don't know what kind of regular gigs she could get. There's no Godzilla in production.

MCH said...

Weren't their rumors about her whoring herself out abroad before?

She has bills to pay & high end clothing to buy. Girls gotta do...

HannahPalindrome said...

Rita-In Japanese, you say «whassat yourolla oname»

Wow. Didn't realize Asians sounded so retarded

amoteafloat said...

@Hannah -- Using "retarded" as an insult isn't any better than making fun of an Asian stereotype.

Vicki said...

I swear I vaguely remember something on either here or Dlisted about Blohore learning Japanese while in either prison or rehab.

L said...

@Hanna - no comment on "retarded".. i am speechless.
but please consider reading a book or learning a foreign language. also, try travelling a bit - it might help.

L said...

@Hannah - wait I am all caught up with the blog and now I know.. it's YOU! John Galliano! :)
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/in-other-anti-semitic-news.html

Rita said...

To Hannah: please note that my comment was meant as a joke, in reply to Merlin D. for her «rubber in Goodyear» question. NEVER as ignorant as saying that any nationality is retarded.

amoteafloat said...

@Rita -- that still doesn't change the fact that your comment could have really offended CDAN's Asian readership.

I'm sure you made some people laugh, but I wasn't one of them. I winced, actually.

pomme said...

lindsay L?

figgy said...

the blog police or pc crew needs to go away.

RocketQueen said...

So do the people that only come here to bitch, figgy.

Lady Chatterly said...

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

RocketQueen said...

So I guess she's going to Japan to check out THEIR "penal system". Snicker and GONG.

HannahPalindrome said...

I was being sarcastic cause I'm Japanese!!!

I didn't like her ignorant comment.

Colleen said...

Ah, Lilo. Following in Parasite's footsteps.

Bubbles said...

Hannah, it was quite obvious to me that you were being sarcastic about that racist sounding comment made earlier. Don't worry, some folks are clueless as you can see.

HautieTx said...

I am more inclined to think it is someone like Paris. Someone who is huge in Japan. And Paris is still Alist there.

I just don't think Lohan or her Mother had enough fore thought to think this up.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

The only other person I could think of is Tara Reid. B list only because of the American Pie movies back in the day and didn't she get a boat load of DUIs at one time hence the penal system comment? Just a shot but Lindsay fits the description more.

I'm offended by everyone who is offended by the offense that was made by the original offense which offended the original offended person. Or something like that. *clutches pearls in horror*

figgy said...

nah, i'll stick around. there are plenty of bitchy witchies here. i'll be at home.;)

Mina said...

Hannah, do you know some interesting Japanese gossip blogs or gossip blogs about Japanese celebrities in English?

Gary T. Burnaska said...

Lohan for the win as the next Bukkake Queen. I always thought she would end up in a Rapeman film.

Dina and her sister will probably follow to join in on the fun.

Lilo needs to just learn what bukkake and hentai means.