Thursday, March 24, 2011

Blind Item

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.

84 comments:

angelina said...

Bradley Cooper isn't A-List is he?

Doc Girl said...

Whoa. Reminds me of the scene in America's Sweetheart, where Catherine Zeta-Jones' character compares her boyfriend's peen to a tube of lipstick.

RocketQueen said...

Wow. Gotta go Cooper/Zellwegger.

MISCH said...

And Cooper is so tall with very large feet and hands...so much for the rules.

jess said...

Woah... that's harsh. Yeah, I agree it sounds like Mr. Cooper

Audrey said...

I believe that Renee was bearding for Coop, so I don't think she saw his penis. I think it's someone else, but just don't know who, yet...

Angela said...

Johansson / Reynolds?

Audrey said...

@ Angela - YES and thank you. He definitely has the look of a man with a small penis.

bflogurl said...

Not willing to believe that about Ryan Reynolds....

Patty said...

I don't think it was RR and Scarjo. It says "dating" They were married. I don't think that Cooper is A list yet. Maybe B+

childeroland said...

Reynolds is A list?

The Black Cat said...

Well maybe when Ryan and Scarlett were dating she told her friends that. I'm not sure I would classify Ryan as A list though.

Danielle said...

I said all along that Zellwegger/ Cooper was a showmance. She was bearding for him.. wahtever. I think he is A list because he can carry a movie on his own now (Limitless).

The Black Cat said...

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin?

empyrios said...

Sienna Miller/Jude Law?

are Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig still dating?

Erin said...

@ The Black Cat - great guess!

Marcy said...

Reese & Jake?

Ice Angel said...

This is wrong on so many levels. Why reveal something so personal about a person no matter what you feel about them. Particularly something they cannot help. I feel awful just reading the blind. Sad.

linnea said...

Yeah, poor fellow.

empyrios said...

i get what you're saying Ice Angel, but it's very possible this isn't even true and is just the product of a bitter woman exacting some kind of revenge on the guy...

MISCH said...

Dame Judy said Daniel Craig is mucho big.....she got a look when doing Bond...cross him off..
I would have said Biel/Timberlake but she's not A...and that was a weird relationship anyway.

Cancan said...

I don't think it's Zellweger, only because she always seems so tightlipped and never talks about her exes, except in a positive sense.

ScarJo seems like this kind of asshole. I'm going with her.

Jamie's Girl said...

Could be the guy just didn't manscape right.

crila16 said...

I don't know...Lainey said when Coop is with a woman, he's into the woman 100% and doesn't stray. She claims he's really not really gay and that whole Michael Vartan hook-up thing during Alias was just a rumor...completely untrue.

Coop is actually B+ on the verge of an A. A list means you can open a movie as the headlining name and will make money. Limitless is doing pretty well and Bradley's the headliner without another big name attached. That would technically make him an A.

crila16 said...

Jake is gay, so you know Reece never saw his peen.

Can't be Ryan and Scarjo...they were actually married.

Sylvia said...

Whoever it is poor guy LOL.

Me said...

Why read blind items if you feel bad about personal information being "leaked"? The whole point of blinds is that they're juicy and kind of horrible. When I talk about stuff from this site I refer to it as "that site with the outrageous blind items". For rainbows and ponies may I suggest people mag?

And yeah, bradley and Renee.

rose said...

Macaulay Culkin isn't A list, I don't think, and they were together so long. I think after that long Mila would care too much to reveal that and that's an awful long to to be with someone who has such a small penis. :o

Aly said...

The ALIAS hook-up thing was Bradley Cooper with Victor Garber.

And everyone can nix the Jude Law idea. I saw him on Broadway in Indiscretions. At the start of the second, in full light, he gets out of a bathtub on stage fully naked and the man is very blessed. women and men around me walked out. and this is just after the intermission.

Very long. Very, very long. I would probably assume that he is hitting all of the "right" spots for Miss Sienna.

empyrios said...

LOL@rose

...and maybe the guy's a "grow"er not a "show"er :D

La Pachuquita said...

Dude, Robert De Niro is in Limitless! I would consider him much bigger than La Cooper!

ms snarky said...

There's actually not anything in the blind that makes it not able to be a married couple, all it says that the girl told her friends about it when they were dating. ScarJo and RyRy did date, after all. She could have told them about it then. I'm with the RyRy guess, just because I don't like him much.

Danielle said...

Robert Deniro is only a supporting actor in Limitless, if that. Bradley Cooper is headlining the movie. He's the star. I think he can be considered A list now.

Tatyana said...

Another of Enty's made up blinds to make y'all feel superior?

crila16 said...

Forgot Bobby D was in Limitless. He's only a supporting character though, not the headliner. Coops is headlining by himself and the movie is doing well...he would be an A.

Also...meant to say Victor Garber, not Vartan. I care so little about either of them, that I mixed up the names. Either way, rumor isn't true.

Mooshki said...

Crila, Lainey gets paid to say that some people are straight. She said Jake G. was straight too.

Audrey said...

@ crila16 - do you have any insider information indicating the Coop/Garber hookup is just rumor?

crila16 said...

Thanks for the input Mooshki. There are so many rumors flying around hollywood, Lord knows what to believe anymore, whether gossip columnists get paid or not...who knows. Apparently, some sites make up BV's too.

Anyway, from what I can tell, Rene and Coop are the only 2 A listers that broke up in the last few months. If anyone knows of anyone else who were A listers that broke up, please share.

crila16 said...

If you want to include Lainey's gossip column as insider information...then ok. I do believe I said that in one of my postings above.

Maja. With a J. said...

If the guy in question cheated, or brought home some bug, or acted like an asshole in genaral, I don't see anything wrong with spreading small dick rumours. Lord knows I have been tempted to do the same thing. If it's not true, his next girlfriend will find out. And if it is true, he shouldn't have been an asshole. Or something. Now if he was a sweet guy who never did anything wrong and was deeply ashamed of his small penis, I could see why that would be mean of her *L*

K said...

God, even a small peen can hit the spot, specially if the guy learns to make the most of it and anything else!

That's a pretty mean thing to say about anyone you're going out with..

Oh yeh, and Cooper ain't A list, so not him.

Interplanet Janet said...

Brad and Angie. Their breakup just hasn't been released to the public yet. Milking the "Brangelina TM" brand as long as possible.

Interplanet Janet said...

Apparently Juliette Lewis said the same thing...
http://www.hecklerspray.com/brad-pitt-has-a-tiny-penis-juliette-lewis/200711342.php

RocketQueen said...

Nah, I've seen Brad's - a terribly invasive long lens of him sunbathing back when he was with Jen. He is JUST FINE :)

Missy said...

Cooper's gay and not A-list.

Mooshki said...

Crila, it's the nature of gossip. Some of it's true, some of it's lies, some is bloggers getting scammed by "sources." You have to judge for yourself who seems the most reliable by watching to see what blinds are eventually revealed, but no one is 100%, even Enty. :) I'm not a huge Lainey fan, but I think her percentage of accuracy is pretty good, even though some shenanigans on her part have turned up. I'd rank the big ones, best to worst, Enty, Buzzfoto, Page Six/NY Post, Lainey, Gossip Boy, Blind Gossip, Ted. (Just my opinion.)

Anotheramy said...

Bahaha one of Ians groupies wandered over here.

Anotheramy said...

Brads is right here on CDAN from back when there used to be full frontal Fridays. That also might explain why he has had so many long term relationships when others seem to end within a couple of years. I think he and AJ are at 6 years now? Na probably not but a nice one isnt a bad perk.

Basil said...

Maybe this woman (whoever she is) doesn't realize this about male anatomy, but a peen isn't always just one size all the time. Sometimes it gets really close to the body if it is cold out, and it tends to get bigger at other times. Besides, whether it is true or not, it is a pretty lousy thing to giggle about with your girlfriends. I hope her next BF knows she is the kiss and tell type.

sunnyside1213 said...

I hope it's not Bradley Cooper. I think he is adorable.

pomme said...

@sunny1213: a tiny penis always is adorable :D

Lady Chatterly said...

Full Frontal Fridays were so much fun. Whoever said that Pitt and Craig are well endowed, well I hope that they are growers. Craig is at the bottom of the page.

NSFW

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/search/label/Brad%20Pitt

Squeezebox said...

I wish Enty would resurrect Full Frontal Fridays. Looked forward to it all week.

RocketQueen said...

@Lady - there is NOTHING wrong with Pitt in that picture. Damn he is FINE.

Anonymous blogger said...

@Mooshkie

Blind Gossip is notorious for stealing stuff. If you read dlisted, you will see when MichaelK gives credit to the other source.

The only reason it's not worse, is that he/she got busted a while back.

Interplanet Janet said...

After seeing the FFF pictures, I respectfully withdraw my comment... LOL...

Diane said...

Are we done for the day - again? I love CDAN - all of it.

Astrid said...

Beil/Timberlake? I don't think she is an A but she certainly thinks she is.

Gabby said...

To anyone suggesting Ryan Reynolds for this - just saying, everything I've heard, read, and seen about his "peen" suggest that it is not at ALL small.

Vicky said...

Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas- How did nobody guess them!? I didn't even need a blind for this one- dude just screams tiny peen.

rose said...

LOL, squeezebox, I wish Enty would resurrect full days again!

Buffycv said...

@Aly, then the prosthetics department must've had their work cut out for them (pun intended).

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/search/label/Jude%20Law

Sis said...

Ahhh yes, I loved FFF...come on Enty bring it back! I remember having to view the photos when I was the only one home, lest one of my kids see what I was looking at!

Dr. Filth said...

"Timber"lake - stump bushes, etc...I think the clue was obvious. And its been long rumored and the subject of other blinds. While I don't think of him or biel as a-list (nor do I think if Cooper and Craig that way) others do.

Sara said...

I wish Enty would resurrect alot...

The Black Cat said...

Justin is known for being a singer still, not a movie actor.

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mygeorgie said...

I'll bet most actors have smallish peen, which is why they got into acting... Sorta like small man, big truck.

Mango said...

Wow, after viewing those pics my new fantasy is to have my breakfast served on Brad Pitt's stomach, circa 1998. Yummmmmmmm...

fordellcaste said...

Off topic, sort of...Confession time-I cheated on my first husband with a tall, buff, barely legal guy. It happened only once, because when I saw how tiny his post-it was (no way was it big enough to be called a package) I lost all interest in him. Big men can have teeny weinies. The kicker: He got married about a year later (I got divorced before that)because his girlfriend was pregnant. He chose to give their baby daughter my first and middle names! I think it's more the brain size is comparable to the peen size rather than the hands or feet.

Gary said...

Of course most tall, buff, barely legal guys have small dicks. Especially in Hollywood. It's called steroids.

Gary said...

Also, I love the hyporcrisy Size Queens throw around about dick size.

Yes, we understand that you size queens need a big one to get off, but you all forget, you're not all sized the same either.

Some women can have tiny or perfect fits, while others have huge canyons and cave's that as soon as your little soldier get inside, suddenly the whole room starts to echo.

How come this is never mentioned?

Point is ladies, your cookie's down there are not made as "one size fits all" - so blame shouldn't always be placed on the man just because some of you are built to have enough space in your cookie for a small galaxy..

I do wonder if this idea ever occurs to women when ridiculing a lover's size behind their back. Do they ever stop to consider, that maybe it's not that their lover is too small, but that their cookie is too big?

All, I'm saying lovely ladies, is that size goes both ways ;)

*CAPTURE* Photography by Sarah said...

Patrick Dempsey? See Full frontal friday... although he is TV/Movies.

Regardless; hung like a field mouse.

Sara Bellum said...

I um...was with a guy who was 6'2" with big feet and hands and he had a small dick. It's possible. Yes, I was surprised too.

Fungus FitzJuggler III said...

Gary

Well said!

Kid Sis said...

I mis FFF too! So how many votes is that now?? Come on Enty!!

Thumper said...

i immediately thought of amanda seyfriend/ryan phillippe - not sure if theyre A list tho

K said...

Well said Gary!

Borg Queen said...

RTOFLMAO @ Gary but you are so correct.

As for me a female, my best lovers have been the ones with the smaller peen size. The one thats were really packing didnt know how to use their equipment. Plus too much dick hurts all the time.

My husband is average size and works every inch of penis. He gives me wall-to-wall service.

MISCH said...

One of the other reveals says maybe Carey Mulligan & Shia LaBeouf...

shakey said...

I'd believe Shia and Carey. I LOVE Daniel Craig. I have stated before he's a walking orgasm (at least for me), but given the swimsuit scene in his first Bond film and some naked pictures of him posed in a bathtub, he is definitely not hung. I think perhaps Dame Judi hadn't seen one in a while.

Anotheramy said...

I have seen my fair share of packages, including one that was considerably over sized and one that is a sad case of lack of testosterone during pregnancy. The big guy, while talented, couldnt really put it to good use because it was too big to do more than standard fare. The little guy would position himself just so, and I would forget my name let alone his peen size.
Most men fall into an normal range and the inch or two difference between them makes a lot less difference to a woman than it does to a mans own ego.
So in other words the answer to the age old question, yes size does matter but a lot less than people think.

Anotheramy said...

oh and I am going with the Timberlake guess. He is an actor, he was in the very successful facebook movie... that I cant think of the name of right now.

Jeff said...

Maybe it was Blake Lively. Ryan Goseling looks the part.