Apparently if you are not a fame seeking, publicity driven, narcissistic need everyone to look at me right this second kind of celebrity, you can get married in secret and kept it a secret for almost half of a year, even in a huge media market like New York. According to the NY Post, this is exactly what Mike Myers and his long time girlfriend Kelly Tisdale did. The couple, who, have been dating since 2006, got married five months ago in what Myers' rep said was a beautiful ceremony. Huh. No pictures, no pap swarms, no cover of People. Just two people getting married and not thinking less of themselves because the entire world did not know. I wish them well and also wish some celebrities would take a lesson out of this and realize that you don't need to do everything in front of a camera.