Monday, March 07, 2011

Paris Hilton Is A Leech


Not content to just exploiting Brooke Mueller for a little money and an attempt at more fame, Paris Hilton has now decided she wants to be on Charlie Sheen's side too. I think. Over the weekend, Paris started tweeting Charlie. Why? Last week she said she had all kinds of evidence that would support Brooke and now she wants to be friends with Charlie. You know what? I think she realized that all of the drugs in Hollywood that are worth doing have ended up at Charlie's house. She would probably love to go over and hang out and score some drugs and then have the paps waiting for her when she leaves because it would be photo worthy.

Paris Tweeted that she has Tigerblood and she is winning and blathered on about how she can't wait to see his show Please. Paris saw the chance to make some headlines and possibly score coke. If she did show up, she would be the kind of person who would spend the entire time doing coke and then try and take some with her before she left.

15 comments:

RocketQueen said...

I didn't need to read the post to agree with its title, but once I did, I wasn't surprised. Every time Hilton goes away for a quick second, she can't STAND it and slithers her way back in. I'd like to know who will be watching her stupid new "reality" show.

Diane said...

Paris will go where ever the fame & coke is ... she has to be in the spot light ..... dumb cunt - that's all she is and yes I said the C word!

CDAN Mod said...

She's also UNEDUCATED.

Anonymous said...

wonky eye in that pic. doesn't she actually always wear colored contacts bc she doesn't have blue eyes??

ForSure said...

Why are we giving either of these trolls any attention? I'm beginning to feel a bit sorry for people that are 'fans' of these types of celebrities, obviously something is missing from their lives.

Angela said...

@ soju addict. Yes, she wears colored contact lenses. There are pictures of her as a teenager with brown eyes.

The wonky eye is due apparently to a failed cosmetic surgery on her eyelids. One of her eyes is since more opened than the other. That's why she always pose with the head slightly turned on her left or with a lock of hair covering the eye. Look at most of her pictures on a red carpet, she always has the same pose.

MISCH said...

Does anyone remember when Britney was paling out with Ebola ? Britney said Paris never spends her own money she brings a friend along and makes sure the friend pays....and that broke up the friendship. Paris is a moocher...

Anonymous said...

@Angela, thanks for confirming. although I wouldn't wish bad side effects of any surgery on anyone, I think she deserves it. Horrible plastic surgery, including her nose.

MISCH said...

They all have that nose, her mom and Nikki .....

timebob said...

i love that paris would chase after any avenue that will get her back in A list status. She never exepected to lose her status. OH how i love this.

Anonymous said...

@MISCH, http://www.howmuchisanosejob.com/beforeafter/paris-hilton-nose-job/

that middle part of her nose wasn't there earlier on.

Anonymous said...

Can't stand this thing.

Seachica said...

Title Paris' new reality tv show "When your 15 minutes are up"

I'm convinced that we've entered an era where we will have one screwed up, reality TV, talentless celebrity hog the media spotlight after another. First it was Paris, then Kim K. I'm putting my money on Lourdes being next, followed by Willow Smith.

shakey said...

When she walks does she leave a trail of slime after her like a slug? She's like the crazy-ass honey badger - she doesn't give a shit.

valerie, I look forward to the day when there will be a backlash against these shows. It will come but probably at the price of someone either being seriously injured or dying over something stupid.

Robert said...

@shakey: LOL at the honey badger. That thing DOESN'T give a shit! I wonder if Paris could shake off a cobra bite, too?

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