Friday, April 01, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke Off Sidewalk - Not Drunk



Lindsay Lohan or Klepto as she would like to be known, was in New York last night. Tired of going to the usual places in Los Angeles she has been in New York enjoying their nightspots and the free coke on their sidewalks. Back in the day immigrants came to this country because they thought our streets were paved with gold. Turns out, they are paved with white powder from Colombia.

Look at the look of triumph on Klepto's face. It could also be because she stole that jacket. Or the jewelery or the fact she did not put $50 in the sidewalk coke snorting meter. When asked why she was on the sidewalk, Lindsay said she did not get drunk when she got tipsy. Seriously. That was her reply.

17 comments:

Cheryl said...

Yesterday's news...really?

bluebonnetmom said...

Why do I care anymore? Why does anyone?

Sylvia said...

She is never going to understand her stupidity so why even give her any publicity??

MISCH said...

The idiot said she was just having fun.....

selenakyle said...

Waste case.

anita_mark said...

When I fall sober, I scramble to get off the disgusting sidewalk. Especially to protect my clothes. When I fall drunk, I usually sit there and laugh about it and then struggle to make my way up.

Lindsay doesn't look in a rush to get up.

KLM said...

So true, anita_mark... So true...

RocketQueen said...

It is disgusting to be on that sidewalk on your knees (though she's used to that), there's no way anyone's going to voluntarily sit down there unless they're wasted. Oh Lindsay. No one believes you anymore. Until she STOPS GOING OUT, no one will ever believe you.
Love the snark on this one, Enty. Klepto...I like it.

looserdude said...

She's just getting some rest between her "dates". Why bother standing up when you're just going to have to get down on your knees again?

Simone said...

LOL @ Looserdude! Sad but true.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I thought she quit smoking?

RocketQueen said...

@brendalove - she did! That's totally someone else's cigarette she's holding. You know how people blame her for everything. ;)

Mooshki said...

EWWW. There goes the rest of my lunch.

linnea said...

She did not get drunk when she got tipsy? What does that even mean?

Pookie said...

i truly am pulling for her, but she makes it very difficult sometimes. this is one of those times. :(

ardleigh said...

On a NY sidewalk breathing in whatever is left by the "common folk"??!!

I think my meal just rolled in my stomach. Does this trick not know what happens on city streets??? How long some diseases live outside the body???

Ughh! She deserves what she gets.

nadira1001 said...

@ brendalover:

In her defense I will say that she is holding an e cigarette, not a regular one.
She switched a couple of months ago.